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ok so there is this hot girl in my grade who im sorta interested.
but one thing: she is obsessed with the show "Greek."
so would it be ok to watch an episode or two so ill have a conversation piece with her, or is that too girly-ish?
as they always say, bros before :daisy:.
No.
Well mine is really big and all the girls start to scream andQuote:
manliness question
...wait, some show. Nah, don't watch that crock. Girls don't want guys to talk girlie stuff. They are more attracted to guys smelling of fresh sweat, straight of a football pitch, talking about the game. Bees don't come running to flowers smelling like bees, they need flowers smelling of flowers.
Edit: unless the show is a big thing for her. You can watch the show and have her share all her excitement about all the events in the show with you, as a sign of interest in what moves her. That's sweet.
Only if you make her watch Battlestar Galactica.
as i said, shes obsessed with it. we dont share many interests, so i thought maybe, if im desperate enough, this was a way to get closer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
So you have nothing in common, you just want to get into her pants.
More dog-like than manly, that.
Notwithstanding, if you have nothing in common your personality will not impress her. So, I suggest flipping car tyres, beating up bullies, that sort of thing.
Something involving a sledgehammer maybe?
well, kinda. but to do that you cant just jump in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
I had no idea what you were talking about, so I had to look it up. Sheesh. This is what I get for watching so little TV. I don't think this is a question of manliness so much as discretion; if all you might have in common is a sitcom, how do you figure the two of you should be together?
Take it from a lemur who's been there and done that—taste matters. A lot. A hot girl with terrible aesthetics and bad taste will grate on your nerves before long. Not worth it.
im not looking for a relationship. im almost done with high school, and we'll be off on our separate ways.
In all serious, make a deal with her. Watch this show, on condition that she watches one of your favourite shows with you (Obviously, you'll have to pick one that she might like, not "Super Flying Israeli Tank Adventures")
Come on, Hooah's only eighteen. He doesn't need to marry this girl. He's only trying to get to make out with her. He's a nice guy, we'll assume he takes a shower every day, so what's so wrong about his having a teen crush on some girl. Always, always respect a girl, in every aspect, respect her boundaries, and respect her before and after she told you off. Other than that, it's fair game.
Does the shiksa(?) know you want to get into her pants? Girls are fascinated by guys who want them. Well, not the wolf-whistling, I'd-hit-on-anything-with-a-skirt type. But all around nice guys who would by any 'objective' standard be a logical match, yes.
Don't watch some silly show. That's her life already. Offer her something new, something exciting. Drag her into your world, show her a good time, and don't pretend that you do not want to get into her pants. On the contrary, make sure she knows that there is nothing in the whole world you find more attractive, covet more, than her.
Psi. It probably won't matter one Iota in your potential relationship, but don't throw in the Tau yet. Watch the show. You never know, you might become her Alpha Dog and her Omega Man. ~D
Hey, it's all cool. A girl made me watch Grey's Anatomy for a while, but the thing is: you have to dispell all hatred of the show while watching. Try to convince your mind that you actually enjoy the damn thing. Try to enjoy the "funny" parts, but don't laugh too loudly. Try a manly chuckle, instead.
a "shiksa" is a non-jewish girl btw, and shes jewish, so just pointing out...Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
she doesnt know i want to get in her pants, or she hides that she knows very well.
maybe ill try to drag her to band practice or something?
not a bad idea Louis.
That's it, yeah. She needs to see you torture your guitar, not watching girlie shows.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
we are in high school it is in fact notoriously easy.Quote:
well, kinda. but to do that you cant just jump in.
You openly admitted to watching glee not so long ago, you bear no limits, no problems I don't think. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Um no.
Just go up and talk to her.
The are of small talk....
honestly if you want this girl you should probably just ask her out. take her to a movie. the rest will follow. if she dont have a boyfriend you should be golden
only with girls, remember that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury
You really can't just make small talk with her?
Hell, both of you are Jewish thats a good half hour of talk right there.
genius. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Do the ends justify the means? Is the potential prospect of getting in her pants worth the temporary lose of all man hood by watching what looks like the lamest teen drama to be on tv since Dawsons Creek?
You tell me, you've seen the girl.
Whoa there! nothing wrong with a bit of Glee. It's a class show. Kind of. Well not really. I just like the bright colours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury
I don't think watching Greek will damage you manliness, it doesn't look like a particularly girly show, just mind numbingly boring. I suppose it will provide incentive you to get your end away quicker so as to break the tedium though.
I never get the whole men must do "manly" things anyway, half the time when I see it I just think they're over compensating for something else.:laugh4:
Bah small talk. Real men just flex to get women's attention.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Not all of us are as pretty as youQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychonaut
liesQuote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Well, just take her out to a movie then; spend a little money on her. I don't personally condone dating girls just for necking and nooky but if that's what you want, and she's game, then it won't be hard. Either she's up for it, in which case she'll judge you on your looks, or she isn't up for it, in which case no ammount of effort will get you anywhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
If you really are just in it for sex, that is.
Also, Glee is perfectly acceptable evening fare, provided you don't take it seriously.
Also, you have to have a crush on one of the female cast.
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Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
You need advice from Mr. Manly. Now follow along in your Manly Manual page 4562 and....
remember the 10 commandments my friend, especially the 7th commandments..... :grin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Because I am also an 18 year old graduating high school and have no hope of getting anywhere with any girl until I reach college, I want you to fail miserably because I am bitter like that. Here's my advice, be honest with her and ask if you could just hit it and quit it.
Or he could get her drunk and improve his odds.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Kids these days no patience
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm trying to sabotage him bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
From my experience, a bitter guy always found his own fortune lost everytime they want it, but a supportive guy will have more luck... :grin:Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Poor ACIN
Yeah, I learned that the hard way with my ex.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cute Wolf
ACIN...has an ex?
What a retarded idea for a show.
If she likes that show, she will likely join a sorority when she gets into college, which means she will likely turn into a slut. I suggest you try to score with her as soon as possible because in about a year she will be damaged goods and carrying multiple STDs and will probably be a snotty, stuck up girl who won't want to talk to you unless you, too, are into the greek system, which may actually work out for the both of you if you have the same STDs
I had to look this up, too. I think I lost a few IQ points. I gotta side with Lemur here. Don't watch her show just to have something in common with her. If you hate it, and try to talk about it with her, she'll be able to tell unless she's really dense. Or, it just might confuse her. If I told a guy that I loved watching "What Not to Wear" and he said "OMG Me too!!" I'd be pretty suspicious. :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
There have to be other shows she likes. Movies? Music? Books?
:inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
Hey TinCow, you might want to go get tested...
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Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
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Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
And they say romance is dead... :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
No, just no.
Watch and learn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM
//takes out garbage
I think that guys name sums up perfectly what he is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Wow... someone's still stuck in the nineteenth century.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
I think he's a little annoyed because all he can get is what he pays for. Wouldn't touch him with a bargepole.
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Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Not only should you watch that show, you should also discuss which male Hollywood actor is the sexiest, and you should clearly express your distaste for mice and spiders.
After looking up the show on Wikipedia, I am in complete agreement.Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
Nah I think he's just lashing out because he can't accept his true self, handlebar moustache, aviator glasses, extremely pro-men, he only need to be singing "YMCA" to complete the picture.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
Come on Dick Masterson! you are a beautiful precious flower on the inside, be true to yourself and embrace who you really are!
If that's the case then he might enjoy getting touched by a phallic object such as a bargepole. :wink2:Quote:
Originally Posted by bobbin
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Originally Posted by Scienter
Yeah, broke up with her a little over two years ago. Hey that's funny, thats about a couple of days before I started lurkin here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Subotan
My history books says it was collateral damage from when chivalry was killed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
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Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
Perfect.
And since that time, you've never got some? Prussian Iron, you better be taking notes.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
yeah, PI if you want some real advice let me give you some first hand:Quote:
Originally Posted by Subotan
1. Don't be a ****.
2. Don't be a ****.
3. Don't be a ****.
4. Don't break up with a girl pretending like the entire thing meant nothing and that all that time spent was one long piece of time wasted filled with an annoyance of a person.
MRD, you are truly the funniest member on these boards, bar none :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
Pah. We all know women love being treated horribly. That's why they let any old drunken frat boy slobber down their necks as long as he's notQuote:
Originally Posted by Secura
uglycreepy. :shame:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
you rangQuote:
Originally Posted by jabarto
I laughed at this, I admit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
The bad ones are fun, but they're not really the kind you want to take home and meet your parents.
At some point, the party life has to make way. :3
The idea that women eventually get tired of the bad ones and go for the good is the only hope I've got. :beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
And it's the idea that men eventually get tired of the girls who put out at the drop of the price of a bottle of Lambrini that is the hope of some women. Go figure. :>Quote:
Originally Posted by jabarto
you can do both with me........ :laugh:Quote:
The bad ones are fun, but they're not really the kind you want to take home and meet your parents.
At some point, the party life has to make way. :3
Hahaha, I'm saying nothing to that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
The fact of the matter is, Hooahguy, if you seriously just want to fool around with this girl, you're going to have to put some effort in. Although I don't know the girl, I don't think an ability to talk about a television show will get you into her pants; I like Eastenders, but wouldn't find it appealing if someone started talking endlessly about it in an attempt to win me over. Though she's younger than I, I don't see any reason why she would be any different. Greek cannot be the only facet of her life that you can share, surely?
You need to find more common ground than a simple show; what sort of music does she like? I find that music is a fantastic ice-breaker regardless of gender and age, because you're going to like something unless you live under a rock. You could find out what she likes, then perhaps see about buying tickets for a gig similar to the artists she's into.
You could find out what kinds of food she likes, and take her for something to eat. Perhaps there's a movie she wants to see at the cinema; no matter how girly or sub-par it is, pay for it and take her. There's so many things you could try; it's all going to be arduous and akin to Chinese water torture, but if you're willing to watch Greek, it's worth going that extra mile or so.
If all these sort of things are too much effort, then you're unlikely to get what you want unless she's a skank. A little more effort than watching her show will really work out. It's worth a shot.
If you don't buy the ticket, you won't win the raffle.
now that i know how to win over secura.........Quote:
Hahaha, I'm saying nothing to that.
The fact of the matter is, Hooahguy, if you seriously just want to fool around with this girl, you're going to have to put some effort in. Although I don't know the girl, I don't think an ability to talk about a television show will get you into her pants; I like Eastenders, but wouldn't find it appealing if someone started talking endlessly about it in an attempt to win me over. Though she's younger than I, I don't see any reason why she would be any different. Greek cannot be the only facet of her life that you can share, surely?
You need to find more common ground than a simple show; what sort of music does she like? I find that music is a fantastic ice-breaker regardless of gender and age, because you're going to like something unless you live under a rock. You could find out what she likes, then perhaps see about buying tickets for a gig similar to the artists she's into.
You could find out what kinds of food she likes, and take her for something to eat. Perhaps there's a movie she wants to see at the cinema; no matter how girly or sub-par it is, pay for it and take her. There's so many things you could try; it's all going to be arduous and akin to Chinese water torture, but if you're willing to watch Greek, it's worth going that extra mile or so.
If all these sort of things are too much effort, then you're unlikely to get what you want unless she's a skank. A little more effort than watching her show will really work out. It's worth a shot.
If you don't buy the ticket, you won't win the raffle.
yeah hooah i would listen to the actual girl. i mean ive had successes of my own but if a chick gives you advice on how to get in another chicks pants, you better take notes.
Don't get me wrong, I don't advocate doing things with this girl solely to get into her pants, because I feel you should be treating women better than that. It shouldn't just be about having your wicked way, but you should pay attention to what she wants too.
However, you're young, there's plenty of time to settle down in a relationship when you're older. It's also clear that a relationship isn't going to be meaningful or last because you're likely going to separate colleges... so I say go for it, really. As long as you don't end up like that inbred chauvinist closet-case that Fragony linked, you'll be fine.
Just make sure you don't pressure her into doing anything she isn't too keen on and that you're always sensible and safe.
i have actually been thinking about this and if this girl isnt a harlot (lol archaic) than you arent going to hit it and quit it. The only girls ive ever done that with have been harlots (lol again). All the other girls i have dated for reasonable amounts of time usually. And DO NOT go out with her before college. You must be free for all the lovely co eds. by the way where are you going hooah.Quote:
Don't get me wrong, I don't advocate doing things with this girl solely to get into her pants, because I feel you should be treating women better than that. It shouldn't just be about having your wicked way, but you should pay attention to what she wants too.
However, you're young, there's plenty of time to settle down in a relationship when you're older. It's also clear that a relationship isn't going to be meaningful or last because you're likely going to separate colleges... so I say go for it, really. As long as you don't end up like that inbred chauvinist closet-case that Fragony linked, you'll be fine.
Just make sure you don't pressure her into doing anything she isn't too keen on and that you're always sensible and safe.
If you really just want to get into her pants you have to do 2 things.
1. Get her drunk
2. Tell her she's pretty
The second one works even better when they have daddy issues.
Don't overthink this cowboy, it's just a girl
If you need alcohol to increase her compliance, you're in dire straights indeed. If you don't have anything in common with her, why would she deign to get drunk with you? Be realistic.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Flattery does work, but don't be so forthcoming with it; a constant stream of compliments isn't flattering, it's tiresome and slightly creepy. Play it cool.Quote:
2. Tell her she's pretty
What exactly are 'daddy issues'?Quote:
The second one works even better when they have daddy issues.
But what if you both share a love for alcohol and being slutty?Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
A love for huge Texans with beards.Quote:
What exactly are 'daddy issues'?
Even I'm not impervious to it...
Hahaha, that made me laugh, I'll concede that one to you, Louis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Of course, I don't know the girl, so I could never say for definite that she's a saint or a sinner, so to speak. I guess it's up to Hooahguy to tell us how acquainted her ankles are with her knickers, really. Does she have a 'reputation' around school? ¬_¬
if you guys, and girls, are in need of any tips on the art of manliness i might be so bold as to suggest the following:
http://artofmanliness.com/
What the hell, since when is magic manly?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Furunculus
http://artofmanliness.com/2010/02/17...-less-than-10/
guest post, they can't all be winners i guess. :p
In other man related news finally we can moisturise with out loosing man points.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8thdgZfnYM. Good advert in my honest opinion.
women are nowhere near as good when drunk and you take a certain risk in the act when dealing with a drunk women poor coordination and gag reflex.Quote:
If you really just want to get into her pants you have to do 2 things.
1. Get her drunk
2. Tell her she's pretty
The second one works even better when they have daddy issues.
Don't overthink this cowboy, it's just a girl
And men are worse!Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
I believe Centurion is speaking from experience here and trying to tell us that a drunken lady threw up on his little soldier. :laugh4:Quote:
poor coordination and gag reflex.
debatable we are definitely not going to pass out in the act of course we enjoy it to muchQuote:
And men are worse!
No but it has always been a nightmare of mine. ugh...........Quote:
I believe Centurion is speaking from experience here and trying to tell us that a drunken lady threw up on his little soldier.
Considering most men, passing out would be a godsend, really. Saves having to act.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
You my dear obviously need to take charge and have your way with them.Quote:
Considering most men, passing out would be a godsend, really. Saves having to act.
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Originally Posted by Centurion1
You're quite witty. It drives me mad with desire.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura