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So ya i got on there and apart from the massive onslaught of penises everyone kept skipping me. Now i feel ugly and judged.................. well I did talk to this one awesome and hilarious girl for like 20 minutes and then i accidentally hit backspace and it closed the chat and i had no way of ever talking to her again.... she probably felt ugly and judged….. all in all a very unfulfilling experience....
Chatroulette scares me. You're a braver man than I for trying it.
I have a friend who feeds a taped video of a girl doing some weird things. Like not even sexy, just kinda like what you're expect the weird girl in the corner of the party to do.
Why does he do it? He's gay and it gets guys to...well, you know.
Well, you're a guy, it was probably a lot of guys skipping you because you're not a hot blonde with big boobs or whatever superficial/funny thing they were looking for.
And no, I haven't tried it either, I thought about it but yeah, I saw that southpark episode first...
Well I assumed any webcam based chat would attract a certain amount of that sort of thing, but I read an article that lauded the site for connecting people from all over the world and creating new friendships. Obviously not the kind of friendship I was looking for! South Park did an episode on it?
I think it was the one about facebook.
Basically it just jokes about what you see on chatroulette and then the joke at the end of it
"If you want to find good friends you have to wade through a bunch of dicks first."
Chat roulette? So you talk to people chosen randomly?
I wonder how many goes it takes to meet another orgah on it.
That guy is funny, and actually darn talented...
Chatroulette doesn't interest me at all. What are you meant to even talk about and why would you even want to talk to the other person?
Only time I would consider if it was doing what the piano guy is doing for the lulz.
Oh I really like the concept, just not how it seems to have turned out. I like random talks with strangers though, so maybe its just me. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Yes, that's what I meant.Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
Don't see anything wrong with talking to strangers, but I like to talk to relatively mature people, not a bunch of jerks. :shrug:
Very funny episode. You'll be able to view the whole thing for free here come May 8th.Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
Alot ofQuote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
peoplemen on it aren't chatting at all but stroking the salami, as it were, which is as delightful as it sounds.
It's a good concept, but as usual ruined by men.
how did you know they was stroking their salami? :grin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
you peek them...... :oops:
Because on occasion you'll end up chatting to someone and they've pointed the camera at their crotch; that's a straight no-no and onto the next person IMO.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cute Wolf
You mean that girl in the low-cut black dress who shows off the flexibility of her jawbones on a coke bottle?Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
Bugger. :shame:
I feel dirty now.
I suggest you report them to police or some autorithy... as they are actually doing internet sexual harrasments....Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
*. Unless it was with your consent.... :grin:
I wouldn't be surprised if there's some sort of legal loophole in the service, really.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cute Wolf
Salami isn't to my tastes.Quote:
Unless it was with your consent.... :grin:
Gross, but punny. I would think polishing the bishop on the internet would be similar to indecent exposure. Perhaps the internet is a little more lax though.
This whole scenario reminds me a bit of talking on the tube. I don't know if it's the same on metros around the world, but the London underground is a study in how to ignore each other. It seems there's a competition on the tube to see who can memorise the adverts above the people opposite. Eye contact is severely frowned upon. I've managed to strike up conversations with tourists several times before, but only once with English people. It's no wonder the free papers are so successful, who cares what rubbish you're reading and who cares if this is the fith time you're reading the same article, so long as you have something to focus on intently throughout your journey.
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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Oh man that pianist had me laughing for the length of the video.
Giggedy giggedy.Quote:
Salami isn't to my tastes.
and theres the .org's female influence....... :laugh:Quote:
Salami isn't to my tastes.
I heard a Big Smokey was to your liking though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
Witty and opinionated, just what we need in the Backroom!Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
There's plenty of fun threads going on at the moment. Beskar's claiming different races have different cogntive characteristics. We're trying to show him the error of his ways, but need your help!
...I agree with you that fish tastes better than sausage...:sweatdrop:
Louis... don't start talking big fibs now, you are a moderator. :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
You know full well that it is not the case, I have never commented something like that.
However, I can tell the difference from my Broca's area 42 and your area F5.
Searching Wikipedia for the website brings up a short, concise article that raises an interesting point:Quote:
Originally Posted by A Nerd
It would appear that stroking the salami is strictly prohibited, but only yields a punishment if reported, and even then it's a simple ban from the service. I don't think 10-40 minutes is even necessary though... most men would be done in five minutes. :laugh4:Quote:
The website has required users to be at least 16 years old, and prohibits pornographic behavior. Users who experience harassment or witness illegal, immoral, or pornographic activity may report the offending user. After three users have complained about the same participant within 5 minutes the user is banned from the service[3] for 10-40 minutes.
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Centy? :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
Yes, yes, I have a liking for that pizza, but if I'm honest I'm getting a little tired it, might just be the fact that Dominos never make it the way I want; there's either no BBQ sauce where it's like eating cheesy sandpaper or too much sauce whereby the pizza is greasy and drips all over the place. Then there's the toppings where there's not enough of the sausage or far too much chilli pepper...Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
...what kinda charlatans are they employing?!
Hahaha, shameless advertising? Actually, I've been told to join the Backroom a few times, I've just never gotten around to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
This sounds like something that he and I discussed briefly over MSN; he sent me a draft of his coursework introduction and I just gave it the Secura Spelling & Grammar TouchTM. It was something about ethics across cultures from what I could gather, so I assume he took that topic into the Backroom for further discussion and perhaps some opinions on what he was doing.Quote:
There's plenty of fun threads going on at the moment. Beskar's claiming different races have different cogntive characteristics.
Having studied psychology at degree level too, and having some measured success with it, I can say that some psychological work does state differing cognitive processes and characteristics across different ethnicities and cultures. Not saying that I agree with it, cos I don't, but there are numerous papers on this sort of thing.
Hahaha, as Beskar will no doubt tell you, when it comes to about 75% of stuff, Beskar can out-argue me in a flash. :laugh4:Quote:
We're trying to show him the error of his ways, but need your help!
Plus there's huge health benefits to fish; protein, vitamins, omega-3...Quote:
...I agree with you that fish tastes better than sausage...:sweatdrop:
Someone will report this because this was very insulting to most men :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
I can eat a salami in less than five minutes.
Well, a slice of salami. Never had a whole one.
Not really, Secura was being kind. Average man can most likely do it in 30 seconds if we are to believe the media and comedy shows.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cute Wolf
They shouldn't complain, quik and easy they don't feel a thing
I feel sorry for the people that are like that in real life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
I suspect that men who cannot last an entire minute are extremely rare. Almost as uncommon, we can but hope, as women who believe that laying as still as a corpse and emitting the occasional grunt of pleasure is the be-all and end-all of sexual performance.Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
You'd rather an Academy Award-nominated faker? At least with the quiet one, you know you're not doing something right...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Never bothered me. I have such an enormous ego that I know the satisfaction to be genuine. [/Ixtoc]
I think he means he prefers women that actually move and participate in the deed. With the still-as-a-corpse girls, it's essentially masturbation for the male, minus the hand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
On-topic, I think ChatRoulette is an awesome idea. It's like Hot or Not, with video and chat (and onanism). Of course, I wouldn't be caught dead on it, but still a great idea.
You probably saw my genitals panzer,
you're welcome
But as I said, thank goodness they're rare. The vast majority of women understand that sexytime is a participatory event.Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
Well, as they say, most sexual assaults are committed by people you know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Also, completely unrelated to the topic at hand, I'm guessing you wear a size 6 or 7 shoe. Am I close? :nice:
This guy with his jokes and there pertinenceQuote:
Originally Posted by PanzerJaeger
~:)
Actually I would think it's plus two hands...Quote:
Originally Posted by drone
Silence is beautiful...a dream for two in the hands of one...