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Who's sick and tired of the bloody Olympics? On and on, every damn day, the papers, ITV, BBC, the whole media. It's really getting my goat now. The only consolation I can find is those poofty southerns will sit in their cars all day because of the Zil lanes the PTB created so they can get to see Beckham on time. What a waste of time and money.
I feel better for that!
Warning: NSFW.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--dGQjl9AJS...yDCAAE0Woc.jpg
I'm interested in the womens sports, particulalry anything involving spandex, brown women, and/or muslim athletes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVQs...eature=related
I would absolutely ram her dam, and I promise I won't hit her, gimme that
No your not the only one who couldnt give a flying :daisy: the olympics is a load of :daisy: pure and simple.
Michelle Jenneke is adorable and sexy at the same time. She is also 19 and therefore my peer. So I am going to make her mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
She didn't make the olympics unfortunately.
I am definitely not tired of the Olympics!
Though having a friend competing probably adds to the interest...
Do tell!
Really? She crushed all her opponents in that race.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
Ole Kristian Bryhn is a collague, don't worry you've never heard of him. Actually has a very good chance of winning a gold medal. Unfortunately, he competes in a "sport" nobody on earth cares about...
He's single in the Olympic village though. Lucky bastard. Don't know if you caught Hope Solo's report from the village? That's just half the story, it's way crazier...
Aye I've hears stories about all those teens and early twenty somethings getting up to no good. Just like all teens and early twenty somethings. Plus ca change.
Things Lemur takes an interest in
Bad political ads
Olympic Sex
Foreskin
I forget the others but he has a few more odd interests.
So you like the women's powerlifting? ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
I will not be watching the corporate whorefest, most of the summer events I would want to see don't get much airtime anyway.
FTFY. Yah, I've got a few other pet interests, such as classical rhetoric and men who dress up like goats. And don't forget dark beer. I'll think it over.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
And if that hurdler didn't make it into the Olympics, then there should be no Olympics this year.
That the Chinese guy who decided to sprint through them instead? :inquisitive:Quote:
And if that hurdler didn't make it into the Olympics, then there should be no Olympics this year.
Mayor Boris speaks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEDFMKjhLRw&feature=player_embedded
No she didnt make it. That was just a single heat you guys.... I know most of you havent gone sprinting on the track recently but qualifying for these sorts of things takes oodles of heats.
I love her.
I am genuinely interested in the Afghan and Saudi girls who are competing, and hoping they claim asylum instead of going back home after they (likely) lose. I'd also be interested to hear of their experiences in the orgey village
They'll probably be in more trouble if they win.Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
The Afghan girl who got a wild card invitation had her invitation revoked a week before the games. The OC hasn't said why, but in all of her exhibition matches leading up to the games, her performances were a disaster, particularly one in china where the ref stopped the fight at a minute because she was getting pummelled. Kicking her out of the games may have very well saved her life, because I can see some jerk off muslim guy wanting to make a political statement killing her using the excuse she embarassed the country.
I would also be happy to give this runner a place to live should she decide not to return. She is 23 and an absolute doll
http://todayinlondonblog.today.msnbc...-olympics?lite
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Well this is too bad. She was smokin hot. The Sex Orgey in Olympic village will be less lively without her
http://news.yahoo.com/greece-expels-...ly.html?_esi=1
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Would the US send an athlete who supported the KKK and sent birthday wishes to men who bash women too?
I'm sick of the corporate sponsorship but I do like the higher ideals of the Olympics.
She might have appeared smoking hot but the Golden Dawn who she supports are quite happy to beat up immigrants.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...in-Greece.html
So this Greek athlete is fully supportive of a group of Neo nazis who would happily beat to death any of those Afghan girls seeking asylum.
You are obviously unaware of the rehabilitative properties of my penis. I could break her of all her bad habits.Quote:
Originally Posted by Papewaio
I don't know about that. Reforming her into a lesbian might just make her more Butch not lipstick hawt.
I will be watching the road cycling, a bit of track cycling (though i can never understand the rules of it) and maybe a bit of the marathon. But yeah I'm sick of hearing about it.
They are the real thing, but I don't see how that matters for the sport she doesQuote:
Originally Posted by Papewaio
When you are in the Olympics there are several hurdles to pass before achieving
1) physically qualify
2) be chosen to represent your country (after all you compete as a member of your country not as an individual)
3) swear the Olympic oath
As such a country gets to chose its representatives and if they prefer a good communist, democrat or whatever else they can do so as it is their choice.
I don't care much for the olympics but I like this thread. That is all.
The North Koreans got a bit upset last night. :laugh4:
They will create their own event and air a fake news story declaring their victory
Wiiiiiiide eyeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MODq...e_gdata_playerQuote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Totally excessive punishment banning that Greek girl
Years of sacrifice and training and she gets kicked for a tweet when there is no clear cut policy in place for tweets anway.
Meanwhile, we allow athletes from regimes that murder and oppress their own people. If you asked any of the Saudi male athletes about their opinion on women, their responses would get them kicked out. So it's all okay as long as we don't say it out loud, correct?
The lady behaved like an ass and her politics stink. She can deal with the fallout without being kicked out. Or maybe they were just scared she might win. It's all just so silly
The Greeks kicked her out, presumably because they did not want her representing them. I'm willing to bet they wouldn't want a saudi male represent them either.Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
Given that the saudi males probably have the same views as their olympic comitee, I don't see it as likely that they will be kicked out for stating their opinion of women.
I know it was the greeks, and they did not have any clear cut tweet rules she violated.
They canned her because they thought her joke was offensive, boo hoo. Maybe they could have canned her earlier, maybe done a backgroudn check on her, instead of getting her all the way there and then doing it. Seems like a monumental waste of time, almost like they were wanting her to screw up so they could make an example of her. After her tweets it took exacly 5 seconds for people to start posting her associations and hostory online. If political beliefs are so important, why did they ever let her compete to begin with?
I would still console her if she needs a shoulder to cry on. The only belief that precludes me from sexing a woman is her belief that it is okay for her to have a front butt
PR, probably. Both commercial and national.
Olympic gold is even better PR though. If she had a reasonable shot at getting the gold and they shot her down over a twitter comment, then they're morons.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
She could have dedicated her Gold medal to all the immigrants after she won. Or she could have used it to reinforce her belief that crackers are the chosen ones.
Is Greece another one of those countries where they can put you in jail or close down your business because you say something offensive? I didn't think it was, I am genuinely asking
Business? What business, they're broke, man. That gold medal would have probably been smelted and sent straight to Germany.Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
I hate the Olympics, always have. But I hate playing sports, let alone watching some self important tool play one.
As MRD and I are looked upon as jokers,(well him more than me), I couldn.t agree more with this sentiment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
It is worrying, isnt it?Quote:
Is Greece another one of those countries where they can put you in jail or close down your business because you say something offensive? I didn't think it was, I am genuinely asking
Why would you want her representing your country?
If I was in charge of the Greek team, I'd kick her of too.
Tasteless, unfunny, and has no place when you are about to be an ambassador for your country.
Why ruin your countries brand like that?
America is one apparently http://www.boston.com/yourtown/news/...m_meninos.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
The mayor does not have the power to close down that business or even keep it out Frags. It will take a vote of city council or a referendum vote of the people. The mayor is just postruing and pretending to represent the view of the whole city. If it went to vote, who knows how it would turn out
The mayor reminds me of presidential candidates who talk about how they will repeal this or repeal that, when in fact president dont repeal anything without the congress
THERE IS A THREAD FOR THAT YOU CLOG WEARING SLUT
Lies, I am not really that much of a slut, just somewhat easy, And I only wear clogs on saturdaysQuote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
So boys, what happened last night?
Did the germans get a nazi salute, or just an old man tired of waving?
I don't know,
Too busy stalking the Paraguay Javelin lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4WEIg7cznU
Insert Javelin joke here
ANTONIJA MISURA
WE SHALL MAKE BEAUTIFUL CROATIAN BABIES WHO WILL THEN BE RECRUITED BY DUKE WHEN THEY ARE 13 BECAUSE OF THEIR ABSURD PHYSICAL GIFTS.
I'm just surprised it wasn't one of the Royal Family.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
I love Dutch field hockey
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympi...1640--oly.html
I want to save them all from .. something ... using my dangly bits ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
Poor goalie, and black is supposed to be slimming.
I agree, I decided to boycott the Olympics when I found out about the Zion logo.
Yes, uh, you wouldn't want to pollute your purity by ... watching ... this ...Quote:
Originally Posted by truth1337
https://i.imgur.com/tWs8x.jpg
I suppose I can make... ehm... *exceptions* ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Wait, are you serious? I thought the only people who actually believed that were people with brain damage.Quote:
Originally Posted by truth1337
My brain damage gave me IQ 170 and loads of chicksQuote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Cool story bro. Nice to see a guy smarter than Einstein on here.Quote:
Originally Posted by truth1337
Yeah I like chicks, they're so soft and smell good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
trolololololololol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTMQuote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Apparently the UK is half black and their history mostly involves pop music.
BUT THEY AREN'T PURE WHITE ARYANS! HYPOCRITE!Quote:
Originally Posted by truth1337
No worries mate, I do oppose race-mixing, but simply watching won't make anyone pregnant. Besides I'm 10% Jewish so I personally prefer 90% Aryan 10% Jewish girls.Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
That number bothers me. The normal proportion of parentage goes in divisions of 2, 4, 8, 16 and so on, since generations normally involve two parent multiples. To be 1/10th of something implies that ... hmmm. A grandparent who was 0.8 Jew? Or two great-grandparents who were, collectively, 1.6 Jews? Or 3.2 Jewish great-great grandparents?Quote:
Originally Posted by truth1337
Says the person who goes around saying stuff like "THE JEWISH CONSPIRACY WILL KILL US ALL!"Quote:
Originally Posted by truth1337
As someone who is actually 100% Jewish, stop fooling yourself.
Fixed it for you. Much more important to clarify that part first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Ha, true. By his reasoning Im 10% French, Russian, British, Lithuanian, Czech, and Israeli.Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
Correct, I used rounding. I can reveal that the unrounded number is the closest inverted power of 2, to 0.1.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
So 1/8, then. Or 12.5%.Quote:
Originally Posted by truth1337
Of course, that makes perfect sense. Who wouldn't want to round that down to 10%?
1/8 is practically 1/4. And once you're at 1/4, you may as well be 1/2.
You would make a good conspiracy theorist. The sole reason for the rounding was my preference for percentages over fractions, for pure stylistic reasons. Sorry to disappoint, there is no great anti-semitic nazi conspiracy behind it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaotix
Who said anything about nazis?Quote:
Originally Posted by truth1337
I was talking about fractions and percentages.
I can'y believe that there's a reference to Nazis on a thread about the Olympic games. No wait.......:creep:
Godwin wins. He always wins.Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Yay for Godwin!Quote:
Originally Posted by rvg
I'm 10% douchebag
And 90% Sex god mrwarrQuote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
Also I can verify that hookah Sao I'm allowed to make Jew jokes with zero repercussions thanks to sharing 8% of my
Blood with the chosen people. I framed his affirmative an hang it in my summer job office
Did you round up or down?
Down as all good jews do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump