The Drunkards Tavern

[Ice]

Im drunk I am thinking aobut stayng up all night so I wanot miss class tomorrw....

Do tell us the outcome.

[CountArach]

Do tell us the outcome.

He left the chat saying he was going to sleep.

[Vladimir]

A WHISKEY FIT FOR A KING. When KING GEORGE IV made his celebrated entry into Edinburugh in 1822, on a mission of reconciliation between the two countries, the first thing he asked for was a glass of THE GLENLIVET. This was the very whiskey that George Smith, the founder of THE GLENLIVET distillery then made LEGENDARY. Against formidable odds, he pursued his mighty vision of creating a single malt whiskey of exceptional QUALITY. The GOLD MEDALS bestowed on this elegant and exquisitely balanced 18 YEAR OLD Single Malt, with its sublime SYMPHONY of luscious concentrated fruit and rich spicy notes, are testimony to George Smith's priceless legacy. The GREAT reputation of this most ARISTOCRATIC of Single Malts has stayed supreme over the years, and there is still only one SINGLE MALT WHISKEY that has the unchallengeable right to call itself THE GLENLIVET. Just as it was in KING GEORGE'S day.

[Reverend Joe]

I don't like "British" (Scotch and Irish) Whiskey... it doesn't agree with me.

Started in on the Bulleit Bourbon at four in the afternoon. Gonna keep going until I pass out.

[Samurai Waki]

Sam Adams sucks wheres the Belgian Ale?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I am vastly dissappointed to discover that Bombay Sapphire is not, in fact, bright blue.

[scotchedpommes]

imactivity here is simiilarly disappointing, I would say. The situation must be
rectified.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

I don't like "British" (Scotch and Irish) Whiskey... it doesn't agree with me.

Started in on the Bulleit Bourbon at four in the afternoon. Gonna keep going until I pass out.

I think Wild Turkey is my favorite bourbon, although I've only had beam black, bulleit, and makers besides it. Has more flavor. Bulleit struck me as a bit watery.

btw passing out is bad! Not to be confused with going to sleep.

[Mikeus Caesar]

I see London, I see France, and all the things that we won't do...

[Ice]

I ran from the cops tonight. Enough said.

Edit: I actually will elaborate. Friends had an enormous formal house party with around 100 people. I said from the get go that it would be a prime police target but no one listened to me. That's why I didn't drink that much. I ended up running out of the back door, my friends and my suit jacket in hand, into the woods.

[Drisos]

What was illegal about the party?

[CountArach]

What was illegal about the party?

Under-age drinking.

[Craterus]

That's why the police need attack dogs...

[The_Mark]

btw passing out is bad! Not to be confused with going to sleep.

Nope. Passing out is acceptable, passing out while vomiting in a bathroom is not.

[Ice]

Nope. Passing out is acceptable, passing out while vomiting in a bathroom is not.

...Or on a street corner...

... Or on a bus...

...Or walking home...

....Or many more....

This has never happened to me, although I've seen all of them. I think my suite mate telling me about how he passed out in a street when he was in Korea was the best.

[Samurai Waki]

Passed out in the Parco Delle Rimembranze in Venice.

EDIT: Woke up in an Italian Police Station. No Charges were pressed, but apparently disturbing the Peace is a misdemeanor in Venice.

[Reverend Joe]

My roommate will not wake up from his midday slumber. This is cutting into my whisky-drinking/blasting-classic-rock time.

[Samurai Waki]

Was watching old clips of the Celtics-Cavaliers game... and I suddenly realized to myself "why in the hell am I ever here, I hate basketball" I blame it on the beer.

[Divinus Arma]

I am proud that this thread is alive and well, and still in a place of honor in the backroom.

What a great place to consolidate ETOH madness!

Alas, my own drinking days have dwindled and my intake is down to a trickle. Two baby girls can do that to ya. (Oh I forgot to tell you all. My wife had another baby 6 weeks ago. Here's the announcement. )

I should probably alert the front room.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Exams finished. Inpromptu pubcrawl taking in seven different pubs, ending up in the union bar. Pissed off my tits.

[Mikeus Caesar]

I am about to go for a good hard drinking session with my friend, right before my night shift at McDonalds, midnight till 7.30am. I shall post the most likely hilarious results tomorrow. Just hope i don't get fired...

[Ice]

I am about to go for a good hard drinking session with my friend, right before my night shift at McDonalds, midnight till 7.30am. I shall post the most likely hilarious results tomorrow. Just hope i don't get fired...

You'll be fine. I've worked in many establishments where my coworkers were either sleep deprived, high, drunk, or a combination of the three. Just don't do anything dumb.

[Samurai Waki]

Baby sat the little 'uns tonight... I hate the Wiggles... Then sent them to bed like 4 hours ago and have been drinking ever since.

[KukriKhan]

InBev, maker of Stella Artois and Beck's Beers are looking to buy out Anheuser-Busch, makers of american Budweiser.

Is nothing sacred? Story:http://www.newser.com/story/28363.html?rss=y

Belgian-based brewer InBev NV is considering an unsolicited takeover of Anheuser-Busch, the Wall Street Journal reports. The Busch family is loathe to sell the 150-year-old American icon and brewer of Budweiser—Executive August A. Busch IV vowed it wouldn’t happen “on my watch”—but activist investors have been scooping up shares, hoping to force the issue. InBev and Anheuser are the world’s second- and third-largest brewers by volume.

Ever since SABMiller and Coors Brewing Co. combined their US operations, other brewers have been searching for counter-moves. An InBev/Anheuser deal has long been rumored, because the companies have little geographic overlap. InBev, maker of Stella Artois and Beck’s, has a small presence in America, the most profitable beer market, but is formidable in Western Europe and developing markets.

[Mikeus Caesar]

Well, i'm back, still with my job...tragically...

Needless to say, things went much better than normal. The excessive amount of booze in me made me more sociable (i'm well known at work for never smiling) so more of my co-workers were talking to me and stuff, which was nice. I also ended up not giving a damn about just how horrific my job is, which resulted in my being out in the horror that is dining until 5am, when suddenly my body decided to point out that if i stayed there any longer, i'd get lymphoma or something, so i ended up sprinting to the bathroom to throw-up.

Once my shift was ended, i was left sitting in the crew room until the buses started, so i sat about reading my Russian phrasebook and chatting with my two other co-workers, one of whom it turns out found a bottle of lager in their bag, which they decided to drink there and then.

I then came home, played Tribes 2 for a while, and then at about 4.30pm dropped into my bed and didn't wake up until half an hour ago. 16 hours of sleep is truly wonderful.

[Reverend Joe]

InBev, maker of Stella Artois and Beck's Beers are looking to buy out Anheuser-Busch, makers of american Budweiser.

Is nothing sacred? Story:http://www.newser.com/story/28363.html?rss=y

I hope they do. Budweiser is a scourge upon mankind.

[Csargo]

i have been drinking fora while now. Ran out of booze so i should probably sleep but i dont feel tired so I guess ill just sit a round for a while....

[Ice]

I hope they do. Budweiser is a scourge upon mankind.

2nded, but dont say that in a blue collar area or you will risk an ass beating.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

Speaking of which, I'm going to share with you the recipe of the manliest drink in the world:

The Cowboy:

1) Take a large glass
2) Spit in the glass and wipe it clean with a rag
3) Fill glass with bourbon

[Andres]

Speaking of which, I'm going to share with you the recipe of the manliest drink in the world:

The Cowboy:

1) Take a large glass
2) Spit in the glass and wipe it clean with a rag
3) Fill glass with bourbon

What happens after step 3)?

Do we have to drink it or do we just stare at it?