Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Rock Band and Family Circus. The story should use suicide as a plot device!

It's like it was plucked out of my dreams!

Billy, Jeffy and PJ form a band but the stress of touring the world, trying to play drums on expert, and Polly's machinations leads to a downward spiral of drug use and bad poetry. Billy, after taking a circuitious path through the local neighborhood, blows his head off with a shotgun.