Indefinite Bannings

[Askthepizzaguy]

This thread is normally saved for people who are banned so hard they aren't even allowed to look in the window while logged in.

You mean the.... *gasp* ....SUPER banned people?

What happens when you are Super Banned:

1. TosaInu personally comes to your house and physically takes away your computer. Then he hits it with a brick.

2. A guy deletes your profile and replaces it a page that contains nothing more than a .gif animation of Roseanne Barr dancing the macarena in a thong. Next to your grandmother, who is doing the same thing.

3. Ser Clegane opens up your wallet and clips up all your credit cards. Just because he can.

4. Your avatar is replaced by a bootleg drawing of Calvin peeing on your previous avatar.

5. They call the IRS about the back taxes you owe, and then plant cocaine in your car and tip off the police. Also, they slap a monkey. I am not sure why.

6. Something so terrible it shall not be named. Ok, it shall be named "the big frankfurter", and I really gotta tell ya, it isn't pleasant.

7. They cut the brakes on your car. But they are not monsters, they also slash all your tires.

8. You know that photo of you when you were thirteen and you had braces and a really, really honking pimple? Well now everyone does. Especially that girl you were hitting on. She hates you now.