Talk about a mood killer...

**seireikhaan** · 03-12-2009, 16:00

So, here I am, just taking a stroll around campus. I see a pretty young lass from one of my classes, one I've thought about having designs on...

As I walk to her position, she starts chatting with a friend, walking in the other direction. I spend the next half hour trying to subtly get to her without appearing to be a stalker. Finally, her friend departs, and I get her on her own. We spend a few minutes talking, she seems very receptive. I finally get to asking for her number, and lo and behold, she agrees! W00T. I'm feeling very pleasant at this particular moment. And that's when...

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**rajpoot** · 03-12-2009, 17:06

Well, when I have a nice dream about things that don't happen to me in real life, I usually get up feeling happy, because one, it's a happy dream not a nightmare, and two, I try to remember what did I do in the dream to make all the good things start happening

**FactionHeir** · 03-12-2009, 17:46

Do you remember the number?

**GeneralHankerchief** · 03-12-2009, 17:54

Wait, you get a number and the zombies attacked? What's the problem with that dream? The only thing I can think of is the fact that you woke up.

**LittleGrizzly** · 03-12-2009, 18:00

I now how this feels, i think mine was even worse....

Back when i was about 15 and still yet to lose my virginity. There i am having sex with the hottest girl in the school, the one everyone fancied that was well out of my league. Briefly after i woke up it was as if it had happened the day before or somethng, I woke up in the best mood... life was great, i had a new found confidence and life was going to be great from here on out, I had sex and with the hottest girl in school!!

and then the horrible realisation dawned on me.... it was all a dream... Gah!

I do kinda miss dreaming these days... or at least i barely ever wake up remembering a dream... the last one i remember was just a bit stressful...

**Strike For The South** · 03-12-2009, 18:31

You GO BACK IN THERE AND YOU FIND HER

**GeneralHankerchief** · 03-12-2009, 18:34

I think the problem is that you blew your chance. There is no quicker way to bond with a woman than to endure a zombie attack with her. Instead of running for your life, you should have taken her with you, found some weapons, holed up in a shack together and waited for sweet nature to run its course.