RAP BATTLE thread

[Reenk Roink]

imma thinking we need one of these
so if you down participate please
but you gotta remember we dont need no fools
so don't be a dummy and follow the rules
cause the last thing I wanna see is this thread getting locked
Lemur and Hosa showing up, my ship's getting docked

[LittleGrizzly]

Even though I only do this sometime
you can clearly tell from my rhyme
that in this battle i am superior
ill make any challenger look inferior

so make a line up y'all
an ill make you fall
cos this is my tru destiny
to be the rap battle majesty

[A Nerd]

My name is MC Nerd and I am here to say
I trump rap battles in every way
I don't mean to make you other suckas cry
But I'm a mad cool, lyrical guy
On the turn tables or on the mike
Other sorry MCs must take a hike
So be aware, Nerd is here to stay
And to all the fly honeys, it's the only way

*MC Nerd has left the building...*

[Reenk Roink]

Even though I only do this sometime
you can clearly tell from my rhyme
that in this battle i am superior
ill make any challenger look inferior

so make a line up y'all
an ill make you fall
cos this is my tru destiny
to be the rap battle majesty

Well for responding to my challenge I gotta give you props
But after I'm done with you you'll be cleaning up with mops
Cause I blow the whistle on cats who think they can be dissin'
But when they come out swinging all they be doing is missin'
As for you MC Nerd, I'll get back to you in a while
Cause right now I got this fly girl waiting and I have to make her smile

[LittleGrizzly]

My lyrical style will win this challenge
your rhymes are older than stonehenge
my words are like laser guided weapons
I take apart your weak attempts with precision
Ill leave you now with an easy decision
walk away now and save face
I am the Usain bolt of this race

[Reenk Roink]

Word

Man, I dunno why you acting all cool
Your lyrics are about as deep as a kiddie pool
While I'm hitting home runs you just bunting
While I'm making touchdowns you just punting
So come on Org, give me a new challenger
Cause this guy's Dr. Seuss and I'm J.D. Salinger!

[Moros]

In the backroom we're battling each other already enough
So why start in the kingdom o' peace and love?

But if it's fine by the moderator,
I'll start dissin' the thread creator,
the instigator,
But I'll rule sole as the absolute dictator
of this verbal amphitheatre.
My rhymes will be this thread's vindicator,
Their impact is so huge, they often leave a crater.
Rap is to me, what sports is to A.C Slater, (Old school rap I guess lol)
I serve my lines, as if I'm the ******* head waiter.

You see you're rapping with the best,
my verses are sexier than Megan Fox undressed.
With creativity I'm blessed,
my mind is a true treasure chest,
impressed?
When I enter a rap contest,
everybody is distressed,
unrest.
I'm simply better than the rest.
Known from the North east to South West
You guys rap like Kanye West,
do you really want to start this slaughter fest?
These rhymes are not in jest.
I started at you own request,
If you really wanna battle me,
be my guest.


It's not the same when you're not doing it in your native language. Oh well at least I killed some valuable time.

[drone]

[hype man]
Yeaahhhh boooooyyyyyy!
[/hype man]

[A Nerd]

Reading this thread reminds me of a poignent quote by a popular rap artist of the mid 90's. I was as follows: 'I'm just chillin' like Bob Dylan, maxin' like Michael Jackson.'. Isn't that brilliant?! On to more raps G money!

[Reenk Roink]

Moros is definitely the king as of now.

These be some of the best raps in this nascent thread
But you gotta do better to fill Reenk Roink with dread
You think you can just come up here, no rep, no cred?
And think you number one - not Reenk Roink instead?
Please
I'll beat you and any army you led
Send you back to mama's house
face all red
cryin' in bed
You'll never be able to respond to what I said

You telling me you sexier than Megan Fox undressed?
She telling me right now this Moros kid is messed
Let me tell you something else...

I can tell you nervous, I'm just relaxin'
Coming here with my rhymes chillin and maxin'
I'm like Will Smith, you remind me of Carlton
You Justin Bieber, I'm Michael Jackson!

You ain't a real MC, you'll never walk this path
Never get no deal, never get signed by Aftermath
So go on, get outta here, go somewhere on tour
And remember to change your name back - Moros to Gertgregoor

A Nerd, that is a really good line. Who said it?

[A Nerd]

A Nerd, that is a really good line. Who said it?

The famous, the awe inspiring...Vanilla Ice! He also said when he concluded a conversation...'Word to your mutha.' I don't think he was being rude, I just think he thought it was cool.

[Moros]

Tour doesn't rhyme with gregoor... duh!

You blind homie, that ain't Megan Fox!
You fool, that's old Courtney Cox
That woman is aldready starting to decompose
Ewwww!
Man that's just grose!
But you had some flows.
Yet no match for my rythmic prose.

I'm no Bieber, but a true MC
If you want to be jackson, fine by me.
But then please don't talk about Bieber
cause you see
for that age group you're pretty scary.
Otherwise a new trial I foresee,
guilty you'll plea.
While I get platinum with my new cd
followed by my live DVD,
downloaded on every pc
my .mp3
you'll see
I'll be considered cool by national decree
A B C
It's easy as, 1 2 3
As simple as, do re mi
Straight famous and on TV,
the new king of hip hop and R 'n' B
That I'll be
Better than LSD
Cocaine or Extacy.
This explosion of creativity
Tnt
Holding poll position in this grand prix
succesfully,
If you're Fox, I'm the BBC
I'm the Cécémel, you're the Nestlé
My raps are refreshing as ice tea,
while you're attempts are like drinking Ddt.
You're the peasant, I'm the marquis
part of the musical bourgeoisie
I'm the Euro, you're Rupee
You're the bush and I'm the tree. (What you say about that!)
You're Jackie Chan, but I'm Bruce Lee.
You're Murdock, I'm Mr. T!
You're the "ecky ecky ecky pikang zoop boing goodem zowhli ziv"
while I'm the "Ni!"
Okay this is getting quite silly...
Overkill, like a facial expression of Jim Carrey.

Yes I'm wierd.

[Hosakawa Tito]

Didn't know ya could rap without cussing.

[Moros]

What hiphop culture's really about. (Note in german):

[Rhyfelwyr]

You can keep your Jacksons and your Justin Bieber
And stuff them both, cos a don't need neither
Cos I am a gangster and I rule the streets
Keeping ma cred with ma quality beats

Cos when it comes to rappin' y'all know am the best
All these years on the streets I put down the rest
And to that ma homies you bet can attest
You think you're better, man, that a jest?

Cos a rule my turf from mah throne in mah crib
And if you disrespect me then you'll feel ma chib*
You think you scare me? man you're a gimp
I don't take no flak, cos I am a pimp!



*this is possibly just a Scottish slang word, used for a knife/stabbing

[Reenk Roink]

Man, Moros
I thought you were dope
but now I see you broke
Coming into battle with Michael Jackson pedo jokes...
Man, you ain't got no hope

And what was you doing up at the end?
Did you steal those raps from Barney and Friends?
One or two analogies, but don't make it a trend
Please never give out your rhyme book to lend

Good to see you Rhy, your intro was couth
But both Moros and I know you ain't telling the truth
You ain't no pimp, you a man without mate
While as for myself, I'm holding back ladies at the gate
They all screaming "Reenk let's stay up late!"
But I tell 'em to wait
I gotta sit on the computer, from noon until eight
Chillin' in the backroom, I gotta mass debate (get it? GET IT??)

[Rhyfelwyr]

Yo Reenk, don't dis' me
Cos great is mah fame
From New York to LA, Rhyfelwyr is the name
I rule the streets, and rap is mah game
So don't disrespect me, cos this is mah domain

Cos me and mah crew, we are hardcore
It won't take no time before you're kissin' the floor
If you really want to fight me
I've got plenty more in store
Cos rappin' is my lifestyle, it ain't no chore

Cos the men in mah crew, they all will testify
And don't doubt their word, you know my homies dont' lie
When it comes to rappin lyrics
I've an endless supply
I'll beat you up so bad
Y'own moma will cry

So bear that in mind, before you make an attack
Cos if you try something I'll have you running back
Cos my lyrics are greater
Than yo' mama's rack
So know your place boy
And don't give me no flak

[Ronin]

Word to your mother! :P

*makes complicated finger symbol*

ouch...I think I broke my finger.

[Moros]

@ Reenk: I don't get the Barney reference. Is it the flintstones, How I met you mother or something else you're referring too?

[Hax]

Moros you are my new hero. I'm coming over to Belgium just to raise a temple in your honor, Oh Great One.

[vartan]

Open da door, King is comin' thru
King of the Tourney, and the Wiki, too
Bow down to the King, long live the King
And open ya ears, and listen to this thing
Coz it ain't no joke, ya British blokes
Messin' with an LA kid? Man dat ain't dope

If this was real-time
Listenin' to all y'all rhyme
Your freestyle would be so whack
It wouldn't catch a dime

So hey little children, just hear me out
Hear me out b4 I make y'all rout
I have a proposition, a statement to make
No, don't worry, it's a piece of cake!

All you have to do, is take the EB soundtrack
Remix that ****, and rap over that
Call it silly, call it ambitious, too
I don't care, just wanna hear you

Wanna hear you rap, to that sexy *** track
That we call EB, that you call whack
'Member all the flame wars, comparing mods?
Foot always stomps on us, makes sure we stop
Stop comparing EB to RTR and RS
Well there ain't no rule against a little diss
In the form of a rap, a musical tune
Just post it on YouTube, I'll endorse it, dude

Holla from Ehlll Ayyyyyyy

[Moros]

Moros you are my new hero. I'm coming over to Belgium just to raise a temple in your honor, Oh Great One.

The Chiefrocker already has a fan,
While Rhyfelwyr only get cheered by his gran,
Still he's miles better than vartan,
But let's be clear, I'm the man
With Rhymes more Nuclear than Iran.

Now this idea about the EB's themesong
Ain't that bad and ain't that wrong.
With me freestyling around,
The spice girls singing on the background,
Now that'll be the greatest sound!

You guys see I'm the best rapper here,
while you guys are the Heineken of beer,
But have no fear,
I can teach,
rap
to become your natural speech.

So class begins, white meat!
All you faillures take a seat.
The most important thing is to feel the beat,
Listening to a rap should be treat,
so make sure your rythm is neat,
with rhymes so sweet,
you gotta up the heat
and girls'll be laying at you feet,
use the slang from the street
Reenk you better listen man, I won't repeat!
for the older guys, "yo" has become obsolete.
Now there's final test you gotta complete:
in a rap battle you'll have to compete...
against me and there's no retreat,
even though my disses are harder than concrete!

So are you ready bro'?
I'm a better gladiator than Crussel Crow,
my sword is my flow,
and broter you rap to slow!
Already got the bit err...
women and the dough (this is the frontroom...)
I'm just here to show
It's what I do, I am a pro,
no john Doe.
Lyrics phat as Fat Joe,
That's fo' sho
I'm still waiting for a worthy foe,
that can battle me, toe to toe,
cool as snow.
Apropos
Quid pro quo,
where's the money which you owe
me
I don't teach for free
you know!?
Just use the Paypal button from the link below:

www.europabarbarorum.com

[Reenk Roink]

@ Reenk: I don't get the Barney reference. Is it the flintstones, How I met you mother or something else you're referring too?

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DRXK8FG-6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ

By the way I approve of EB related raps. Put some unit names in.

[Moros]

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DRXK8FG-6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ

By the way I approve of EB related raps. Put some unit names in.

You might be the Rhyfelwyr, I'm the Gaesat
2 HP that's where it's at,
the mukarrib of hip hop and rts
I know all EB 2 factions,
while you guys can only guess.

[vartan]

Hold up kids, I'm sick of these rhymes
These silly Barney rhymes, never knew we lived in such times
Those were the 90's son, where have you been?
It's time for EB rhymes from L.A. to Berlin

So listen up ya blokes, you Belgians, too
Learn about EB Online and let my interest accrue!
More players more traffic to my site is desired
I wish it were required, certainly is admired
So rhyme me some rhymes
And battle me some battles
Just make sure you keep me inspired

It's not a joke, this EB Online net
It's the best thing out since baguettes
Since corvettes

Just check 'ma sig
(OT: they identified Top Gear's Stig)
and click on those links ya twig
and not all at once now, ya bandwidth pigs!!
Ya dig?

Beware, I tell you, EBO ain't a walk in the park
ASM will devastate you, and leave a mark
Yellin' HEY HEY HEY
Spartiatai Hoplitai!
That's what he be using, to make your day
Make dark your confidence spark
But just make sure that when you remark
That you don't break any Etiquette rules, cos I'm a shark
And I'm serious, no joke bro, just look at Slick
He thought he was King, now he's *****ing bricks!
I'm just takin' the mick
Slick I know you're a great chick
Even tho' you're a little thick
But this ain't about you or your little ****
It's about my network, yes my little project
At this rate my playerbase will be wrecked
MisterFred where are you?
Kival and Kikaz, and IntranetUSA, too
Where are my players, where have they gone?
It seems like nobody nowadays is drawn
to this multiplayer scene, this game called EB
A game like chess, only in real-time (sorry, no 3D)

Time to move on, to other projects
Other projects of mine
at least the ones I recollect
Let's see there's the EB Wiki and Project Alara
But the former's lacking in editors and latter's a secret chimera
Yes I could use some writers
as well as some fighters
But what I'd love the most
As Alara's host
Is to have some artists, modelers and musicians with whom to rejoice
Rejoice in celebration at a Project so ambitious
Who ever knew making a video game engine could be so vicious
So pass me your resume, make sure you're expeditious
Don't underestimate me, I'm very judicious ;)

Ibrahim check the Google Group, Alara's got a new page
One that describes how we'll depict the iron age
and make a living wage
making a frustrating battle simulation engine, you can count on rage!

Enough for today, I've advertised enough
Let's hope we stay tough
and ppl don't call our bluff
Or else it gonna be rough
Cos the moderator's are buff!

p3ac3 out y'all

[edyzmedieval]

This thread is epic. I shall contribute to counter the Moros greatness.

[Reenk Roink]

Sorry for neglecting my raps. I offer the Pokerap as a temporary placeholder and inspiration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlw1FpOCEfo

[vartan]

Sorry for neglecting my raps. I offer the Pokerap as a temporary placeholder and inspiration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlw1FpOCEfo

This thread is slowly dying
Nobody is trying
To make no vids
Avoiding them like kids
Nobody placing bids
Time to place the lid

...on this dying thread.

[Reenk Roink]

Come on Rhy, you're a cool guy, just not the rapper type
Not only words, you don't got the voice; heard you on Skype
I liked the line about my mama's rack
But besides that you just can't talk smack
And what's all this talk about LA and NY?
You live in Britain Rhy, nevermind the Belgian guy

Moros, it seem like your attention span be lacking
Cause you getting beat from all sides but you keep on quacking
You feeling big cause you got support from your boy Hax
You gonna need a lot more that purport to have your back
He may think you won, but we all know proper
But I guess girls just want to have fun - I asked Cindy Lauper

And, vartan that was pretty low saying this thread's dyin'
Especially when you taking notes from the videos - don't be lyin'
You talk a lot of EB, so let me explain or at least try
In this custom battle you Hoplitai Haploi I'm Spartiatai
Think you the only one who be EB representin'?
Well I placed Pyrrhos's sons on top of my beta testin'!

[vartan]

Have a seat young Boii,
All you ever was was Prodromoi.
I'm the cataphract Reenk Roink,
you the flaming pig, oink oink.

So hop off,
you been riding this saddle since Rome got sacked
since Moros' word got you hacked
since Rhy out-flanked you back 2 back.

Move aside lest you get charged, left and right
Get that adrenaline pumping, cause it's fight or flight
But I'm sure you'll chose flight cos here I come
My Armenian Kata's gonna give you some.

A proper whoopin', especially for you
You'll be runnin' to yo momma, "Kiss my boo boo" =*(
"He routed me momma, I had no chance"
Stupid kid, you should've lowered your lance!

You know why I host, and never play?
It's cause I've been the King, on top every day
since the dawn of EB tourneys, those epic times
twice as epic as your silly rhymes.

So get online, I dare your soul
Let me smash you good, serve you in a bowl!
Teach you what it means, without exploits
Beat you all the way from Tokyo to Detroit.