RAP BATTLE thread

[Rhyfelwyr]

You can keep your Jacksons and your Justin Bieber
And stuff them both, cos a don't need neither
Cos I am a gangster and I rule the streets
Keeping ma cred with ma quality beats

Cos when it comes to rappin' y'all know am the best
All these years on the streets I put down the rest
And to that ma homies you bet can attest
You think you're better, man, that a jest?

Cos a rule my turf from mah throne in mah crib
And if you disrespect me then you'll feel ma chib*
You think you scare me? man you're a gimp
I don't take no flak, cos I am a pimp!



*this is possibly just a Scottish slang word, used for a knife/stabbing

[Reenk Roink]

Man, Moros
I thought you were dope
but now I see you broke
Coming into battle with Michael Jackson pedo jokes...
Man, you ain't got no hope

And what was you doing up at the end?
Did you steal those raps from Barney and Friends?
One or two analogies, but don't make it a trend
Please never give out your rhyme book to lend

Good to see you Rhy, your intro was couth
But both Moros and I know you ain't telling the truth
You ain't no pimp, you a man without mate
While as for myself, I'm holding back ladies at the gate
They all screaming "Reenk let's stay up late!"
But I tell 'em to wait
I gotta sit on the computer, from noon until eight
Chillin' in the backroom, I gotta mass debate (get it? GET IT??)

[Rhyfelwyr]

Yo Reenk, don't dis' me
Cos great is mah fame
From New York to LA, Rhyfelwyr is the name
I rule the streets, and rap is mah game
So don't disrespect me, cos this is mah domain

Cos me and mah crew, we are hardcore
It won't take no time before you're kissin' the floor
If you really want to fight me
I've got plenty more in store
Cos rappin' is my lifestyle, it ain't no chore

Cos the men in mah crew, they all will testify
And don't doubt their word, you know my homies dont' lie
When it comes to rappin lyrics
I've an endless supply
I'll beat you up so bad
Y'own moma will cry

So bear that in mind, before you make an attack
Cos if you try something I'll have you running back
Cos my lyrics are greater
Than yo' mama's rack
So know your place boy
And don't give me no flak

[Ronin]

Word to your mother! :P

*makes complicated finger symbol*

ouch...I think I broke my finger.

[Moros]

@ Reenk: I don't get the Barney reference. Is it the flintstones, How I met you mother or something else you're referring too?

[Hax]

Moros you are my new hero. I'm coming over to Belgium just to raise a temple in your honor, Oh Great One.

[Moros]

Moros you are my new hero. I'm coming over to Belgium just to raise a temple in your honor, Oh Great One.

The Chiefrocker already has a fan,
While Rhyfelwyr only get cheered by his gran,
Still he's miles better than vartan,
But let's be clear, I'm the man
With Rhymes more Nuclear than Iran.

Now this idea about the EB's themesong
Ain't that bad and ain't that wrong.
With me freestyling around,
The spice girls singing on the background,
Now that'll be the greatest sound!

You guys see I'm the best rapper here,
while you guys are the Heineken of beer,
But have no fear,
I can teach,
rap
to become your natural speech.

So class begins, white meat!
All you faillures take a seat.
The most important thing is to feel the beat,
Listening to a rap should be treat,
so make sure your rythm is neat,
with rhymes so sweet,
you gotta up the heat
and girls'll be laying at you feet,
use the slang from the street
Reenk you better listen man, I won't repeat!
for the older guys, "yo" has become obsolete.
Now there's final test you gotta complete:
in a rap battle you'll have to compete...
against me and there's no retreat,
even though my disses are harder than concrete!

So are you ready bro'?
I'm a better gladiator than Crussel Crow,
my sword is my flow,
and broter you rap to slow!
Already got the bit err...
women and the dough (this is the frontroom...)
I'm just here to show
It's what I do, I am a pro,
no john Doe.
Lyrics phat as Fat Joe,
That's fo' sho
I'm still waiting for a worthy foe,
that can battle me, toe to toe,
cool as snow.
Apropos
Quid pro quo,
where's the money which you owe
me
I don't teach for free
you know!?
Just use the Paypal button from the link below:

www.europabarbarorum.com

[vartan]

Open da door, King is comin' thru
King of the Tourney, and the Wiki, too
Bow down to the King, long live the King
And open ya ears, and listen to this thing
Coz it ain't no joke, ya British blokes
Messin' with an LA kid? Man dat ain't dope

If this was real-time
Listenin' to all y'all rhyme
Your freestyle would be so whack
It wouldn't catch a dime

So hey little children, just hear me out
Hear me out b4 I make y'all rout
I have a proposition, a statement to make
No, don't worry, it's a piece of cake!

All you have to do, is take the EB soundtrack
Remix that ****, and rap over that
Call it silly, call it ambitious, too
I don't care, just wanna hear you

Wanna hear you rap, to that sexy *** track
That we call EB, that you call whack
'Member all the flame wars, comparing mods?
Foot always stomps on us, makes sure we stop
Stop comparing EB to RTR and RS
Well there ain't no rule against a little diss
In the form of a rap, a musical tune
Just post it on YouTube, I'll endorse it, dude

Holla from Ehlll Ayyyyyyy

[Reenk Roink]

@ Reenk: I don't get the Barney reference. Is it the flintstones, How I met you mother or something else you're referring too?

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DRXK8FG-6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ

By the way I approve of EB related raps. Put some unit names in.

[Moros]

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DRXK8FG-6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ

By the way I approve of EB related raps. Put some unit names in.

You might be the Rhyfelwyr, I'm the Gaesat
2 HP that's where it's at,
the mukarrib of hip hop and rts
I know all EB 2 factions,
while you guys can only guess.

[vartan]

Hold up kids, I'm sick of these rhymes
These silly Barney rhymes, never knew we lived in such times
Those were the 90's son, where have you been?
It's time for EB rhymes from L.A. to Berlin

So listen up ya blokes, you Belgians, too
Learn about EB Online and let my interest accrue!
More players more traffic to my site is desired
I wish it were required, certainly is admired
So rhyme me some rhymes
And battle me some battles
Just make sure you keep me inspired

It's not a joke, this EB Online net
It's the best thing out since baguettes
Since corvettes

Just check 'ma sig
(OT: they identified Top Gear's Stig)
and click on those links ya twig
and not all at once now, ya bandwidth pigs!!
Ya dig?

Beware, I tell you, EBO ain't a walk in the park
ASM will devastate you, and leave a mark
Yellin' HEY HEY HEY
Spartiatai Hoplitai!
That's what he be using, to make your day
Make dark your confidence spark
But just make sure that when you remark
That you don't break any Etiquette rules, cos I'm a shark
And I'm serious, no joke bro, just look at Slick
He thought he was King, now he's *****ing bricks!
I'm just takin' the mick
Slick I know you're a great chick
Even tho' you're a little thick
But this ain't about you or your little ****
It's about my network, yes my little project
At this rate my playerbase will be wrecked
MisterFred where are you?
Kival and Kikaz, and IntranetUSA, too
Where are my players, where have they gone?
It seems like nobody nowadays is drawn
to this multiplayer scene, this game called EB
A game like chess, only in real-time (sorry, no 3D)

Time to move on, to other projects
Other projects of mine
at least the ones I recollect
Let's see there's the EB Wiki and Project Alara
But the former's lacking in editors and latter's a secret chimera
Yes I could use some writers
as well as some fighters
But what I'd love the most
As Alara's host
Is to have some artists, modelers and musicians with whom to rejoice
Rejoice in celebration at a Project so ambitious
Who ever knew making a video game engine could be so vicious
So pass me your resume, make sure you're expeditious
Don't underestimate me, I'm very judicious ;)

Ibrahim check the Google Group, Alara's got a new page
One that describes how we'll depict the iron age
and make a living wage
making a frustrating battle simulation engine, you can count on rage!

Enough for today, I've advertised enough
Let's hope we stay tough
and ppl don't call our bluff
Or else it gonna be rough
Cos the moderator's are buff!

p3ac3 out y'all

[edyzmedieval]

This thread is epic. I shall contribute to counter the Moros greatness.