RAP BATTLE thread

[Moros]

@ Reenk: I don't get the Barney reference. Is it the flintstones, How I met you mother or something else you're referring too?

[Hax]

Moros you are my new hero. I'm coming over to Belgium just to raise a temple in your honor, Oh Great One.

[Moros]

Moros you are my new hero. I'm coming over to Belgium just to raise a temple in your honor, Oh Great One.

The Chiefrocker already has a fan,
While Rhyfelwyr only get cheered by his gran,
Still he's miles better than vartan,
But let's be clear, I'm the man
With Rhymes more Nuclear than Iran.

Now this idea about the EB's themesong
Ain't that bad and ain't that wrong.
With me freestyling around,
The spice girls singing on the background,
Now that'll be the greatest sound!

You guys see I'm the best rapper here,
while you guys are the Heineken of beer,
But have no fear,
I can teach,
rap
to become your natural speech.

So class begins, white meat!
All you faillures take a seat.
The most important thing is to feel the beat,
Listening to a rap should be treat,
so make sure your rythm is neat,
with rhymes so sweet,
you gotta up the heat
and girls'll be laying at you feet,
use the slang from the street
Reenk you better listen man, I won't repeat!
for the older guys, "yo" has become obsolete.
Now there's final test you gotta complete:
in a rap battle you'll have to compete...
against me and there's no retreat,
even though my disses are harder than concrete!

So are you ready bro'?
I'm a better gladiator than Crussel Crow,
my sword is my flow,
and broter you rap to slow!
Already got the bit err...
women and the dough (this is the frontroom...)
I'm just here to show
It's what I do, I am a pro,
no john Doe.
Lyrics phat as Fat Joe,
That's fo' sho
I'm still waiting for a worthy foe,
that can battle me, toe to toe,
cool as snow.
Apropos
Quid pro quo,
where's the money which you owe
me
I don't teach for free
you know!?
Just use the Paypal button from the link below:

www.europabarbarorum.com

[vartan]

Open da door, King is comin' thru
King of the Tourney, and the Wiki, too
Bow down to the King, long live the King
And open ya ears, and listen to this thing
Coz it ain't no joke, ya British blokes
Messin' with an LA kid? Man dat ain't dope

If this was real-time
Listenin' to all y'all rhyme
Your freestyle would be so whack
It wouldn't catch a dime

So hey little children, just hear me out
Hear me out b4 I make y'all rout
I have a proposition, a statement to make
No, don't worry, it's a piece of cake!

All you have to do, is take the EB soundtrack
Remix that ****, and rap over that
Call it silly, call it ambitious, too
I don't care, just wanna hear you

Wanna hear you rap, to that sexy *** track
That we call EB, that you call whack
'Member all the flame wars, comparing mods?
Foot always stomps on us, makes sure we stop
Stop comparing EB to RTR and RS
Well there ain't no rule against a little diss
In the form of a rap, a musical tune
Just post it on YouTube, I'll endorse it, dude

Holla from Ehlll Ayyyyyyy

[Reenk Roink]

@ Reenk: I don't get the Barney reference. Is it the flintstones, How I met you mother or something else you're referring too?

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DRXK8FG-6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ

By the way I approve of EB related raps. Put some unit names in.

[Moros]

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall he's what we call a dinosaur sensation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DRXK8FG-6U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsKO_r76kfQ

By the way I approve of EB related raps. Put some unit names in.

You might be the Rhyfelwyr, I'm the Gaesat
2 HP that's where it's at,
the mukarrib of hip hop and rts
I know all EB 2 factions,
while you guys can only guess.

[vartan]

Hold up kids, I'm sick of these rhymes
These silly Barney rhymes, never knew we lived in such times
Those were the 90's son, where have you been?
It's time for EB rhymes from L.A. to Berlin

So listen up ya blokes, you Belgians, too
Learn about EB Online and let my interest accrue!
More players more traffic to my site is desired
I wish it were required, certainly is admired
So rhyme me some rhymes
And battle me some battles
Just make sure you keep me inspired

It's not a joke, this EB Online net
It's the best thing out since baguettes
Since corvettes

Just check 'ma sig
(OT: they identified Top Gear's Stig)
and click on those links ya twig
and not all at once now, ya bandwidth pigs!!
Ya dig?

Beware, I tell you, EBO ain't a walk in the park
ASM will devastate you, and leave a mark
Yellin' HEY HEY HEY
Spartiatai Hoplitai!
That's what he be using, to make your day
Make dark your confidence spark
But just make sure that when you remark
That you don't break any Etiquette rules, cos I'm a shark
And I'm serious, no joke bro, just look at Slick
He thought he was King, now he's *****ing bricks!
I'm just takin' the mick
Slick I know you're a great chick
Even tho' you're a little thick
But this ain't about you or your little ****
It's about my network, yes my little project
At this rate my playerbase will be wrecked
MisterFred where are you?
Kival and Kikaz, and IntranetUSA, too
Where are my players, where have they gone?
It seems like nobody nowadays is drawn
to this multiplayer scene, this game called EB
A game like chess, only in real-time (sorry, no 3D)

Time to move on, to other projects
Other projects of mine
at least the ones I recollect
Let's see there's the EB Wiki and Project Alara
But the former's lacking in editors and latter's a secret chimera
Yes I could use some writers
as well as some fighters
But what I'd love the most
As Alara's host
Is to have some artists, modelers and musicians with whom to rejoice
Rejoice in celebration at a Project so ambitious
Who ever knew making a video game engine could be so vicious
So pass me your resume, make sure you're expeditious
Don't underestimate me, I'm very judicious ;)

Ibrahim check the Google Group, Alara's got a new page
One that describes how we'll depict the iron age
and make a living wage
making a frustrating battle simulation engine, you can count on rage!

Enough for today, I've advertised enough
Let's hope we stay tough
and ppl don't call our bluff
Or else it gonna be rough
Cos the moderator's are buff!

p3ac3 out y'all

[edyzmedieval]

This thread is epic. I shall contribute to counter the Moros greatness.

[Reenk Roink]

Sorry for neglecting my raps. I offer the Pokerap as a temporary placeholder and inspiration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlw1FpOCEfo

[vartan]

Sorry for neglecting my raps. I offer the Pokerap as a temporary placeholder and inspiration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlw1FpOCEfo

This thread is slowly dying
Nobody is trying
To make no vids
Avoiding them like kids
Nobody placing bids
Time to place the lid

...on this dying thread.

[Reenk Roink]

Come on Rhy, you're a cool guy, just not the rapper type
Not only words, you don't got the voice; heard you on Skype
I liked the line about my mama's rack
But besides that you just can't talk smack
And what's all this talk about LA and NY?
You live in Britain Rhy, nevermind the Belgian guy

Moros, it seem like your attention span be lacking
Cause you getting beat from all sides but you keep on quacking
You feeling big cause you got support from your boy Hax
You gonna need a lot more that purport to have your back
He may think you won, but we all know proper
But I guess girls just want to have fun - I asked Cindy Lauper

And, vartan that was pretty low saying this thread's dyin'
Especially when you taking notes from the videos - don't be lyin'
You talk a lot of EB, so let me explain or at least try
In this custom battle you Hoplitai Haploi I'm Spartiatai
Think you the only one who be EB representin'?
Well I placed Pyrrhos's sons on top of my beta testin'!