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    Default Re: Yee-Yee-Oh!: Mori (Legendary, Domination)

    Takakage: "Father, we have received a special prmotion on Ashigaru trainers. For 8 seasons we can train superior Ashigaru!"
    Motonari: "Wow. That happened way too early - we do not even have encampments yet! Can we ask the Ashigaru trainers to delay this?"
    Takakage: "How? They have posted the recruit ads..."
    Motonari: "Hm... so unfortunate..."
    maltz: "No problem. We only need to load the auto-save from the beginning of the turn..."



    Takakge: "Father! We have received a promotion... Sushi buffet is 20% off this week!"
    Motonari: "Nice! Let's go!"

    Note: Actually I have no idea whether canceling the promotion event will actually delay it. Maybe the event will never return! We will have to wait and see.

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    Motoharu: "To Bizen! This is too easy... we only have to wait and suddenly we have another city to take over. Hm, I suddenly feel sleepy... "
    Yurinobu: "Exactly. Now we have access to the best blacksmith of Chukoku! Let's start the constructions! Yeah let's take a nap together." (auto-resolved)



    Note: Forgot to split the generals! Corrected this in real-game.

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    Motonari's stunt double: "That's Hizen! The last province of the late Shoni. Soldiers, start the assault! Is my voice acting good today?"
    Takakage's stunt double: "Sh...! We only get paid if nobody recognize us! Let's just issue the orders!" (auto-resolved)


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    Yorinobu: "General Motoharu, it seems that the little badges in front of my chest are a little different than the rest of yours..."
    Motoharu: "Indeed. You are going to be our clan's very first Navy general! Congratlations!"



    Yorinobu: "But my only retainer gives me +1 attack for land battle..."
    Motoharu: "Er... too bad. That means you can look for chances to do landing attacks."
    Yorinobu: "But... when is the last time you hear about a landing attack?"
    Motoharu: "Actually, never. Ha!"

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    Takakage: "Father, our ninja reported two full stacks of Sagara army in Higo. Our ninja only temporarily disabled one of their generals."
    Motonari: "Hm... it looks like Sagara was not even hurt since the beginning of the war."
    Takakage: "Should we attack them?"
    Motonari: "Let Ito play with them if they can. The Christian population needs some time to convert. If they come to us, we will crush it and force a peace treaty."
    Takakage: "Sure. But Sagara also converted..."
    Motonari: "Ah... that Bungo province is a holy curse! Whoever takes it converts right away without thinking about consequences."


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    Takakage: "Father, Ito threw a full stack of army onto Sagara and was promptly defeated."
    Motonari: "Yep. Not everyone has night-vission goggles. Sigh... we have to rely on ourselves."
    Takakage: "But Sagara is here. They are asking for peace!"
    Motonari: "Oh? That's funny. If we can make Sagara focus on Ito, we can buy all the sweet time we want to convert the population. Then our monks will be freed up to cause some damage."



    Takakage: "How about their daimyo's daughter. We can't run out of single second cousins..."
    Motonari: "Yeah, Nobunoda or whoever he is! Deal!"

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    Takamoto: "Ah... the two huge stacks awaiting outside Mimasaka have both disappeared. Finally I can take it."
    Ninja: "Great! But... that would be end of our lucky streak."
    Takamoto: "No worry - I have asked your associate to recite a rebellion in Yamana's province! That's where I will be headed next."
    Ninja: "Have fun!"
    Takamoto: "Yeah! Catch me if you can, rebels!"


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    Norinobu: "Great, we already have four Medium Bune. I will lead a powerful navy!"
    Motoharu: "And we are now able to train Wako Raiders from Bingo, too!"
    Norinobu: "Gosh they are so cheap and effective. They would be a great addition to our armies. But why not do it in Bizen for the armor bonus?"
    Motoharu: "Because... Bizen does not have a port! Those Wako requires a military port..."
    Norinobu: "DOH! We will have to wait for Satsuma then."



    This concludes chapter 5 of our story.

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    Default Re: Yee-Yee-Oh!: Mori (Legendary, Domination)

    And here I was hoping for a naval focused campaign.
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    Someone has to watch over the wheat.
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    We've made our walls sufficiently thick that we don't even hear the wet thuds of them bashing their brains against the outer wall and falling as lifeless corpses into our bottomless moat.

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