which country/empire do you hate?

[ZIM!!]

I hate any faction that attacks my Navy 500 times every turn , sheesh cant you just do 1 big attack instead of attacking my 1 fleet with 50 individual ships?? did they make aircraft carriers back then?? I need one

[Shottie]

I dont like the Roman factions, they are always trying to keep peace with everyone and wont let me take over any near them without a fight....its kinda sounds like the US lol

[Theodoret]

I hate the Egyptians, with their stupid King Tut headresses, arrow-proof bare-chested axemen and annoying chariots. I hate the way their citizens breed like flies. I especially hate the way they backstab anyone and everyone. I even hated the Egyptians when I played as them.

[OctavianAugustus]

i dislike those gauls much.... mad and hairy beyond belief....

and guy who said the egyptian axemen are "overpowered"
dude....you obviously have never played Medieval tw?? or what?

Axemen are built to destroy armoured units!!!
Your choson swordsmen are easy targets for axemen becuase they are armoured!

axemen kill armor
calvary kill axemen

its true

i used one unit of calvary to trample a unit of axemen
one horsie died and all the axemen now have graves littered in a line down the field....
axemen are so overpowered arent they?

[Warhammer]

I gotta go with the Gauls. It burns me up fighting them in forests when you cannot get the big picture and while I am sending one flank forward, they are crushing my other flank with a cav. charge.

[Attalus]

Spaniards. What good were they? My first contact with them came from a Spanish Diplomat during my Julii campaign. He demanded the provision of 10K Denari or they would attack.
My response was the sack of Osca...and crucifixes are far as the eye could see.

I then asked the Spanish Diplomat if he cared to re-phrase his request.

He demanded the return of Osca, 10K and my firstborn progeny. Or they would attack.

Perplexed, I roamed the Iberian penninsula looking for the thermonuclear device I assumed they had...

Now Spain is green and the fields are ripe...harvest are abundant.

It's the dung I used for fertiliser, you see.....

They sort of irritated me during MTW as well, and suspect they had something to do with the loss of my most recent taisho in IGA province as well

-Attalus-
Fool me one...shame on you
Fool me twice...prepare to die

[DisruptorX]

I hate everything about the Egyptians. From their stupid chariots, to their over sized horsemen units, to their over sized archer units. I especially hate the ridiculous "pharoh" headdresses they wear. What the hell?

[Pomerium]

It does seem to revolve around what faction I am playing at the time. rebels, they just seem to annoy and interupt trade.

[Salazar]

I absolutely hate the Britons!!!
Why? Because when i played the Germans first Time they managed not only to hold Samarobriva but even sacked a City of mine and completely crushed my Plans to overrun Gaul because i needed every single Man in Belgium without winning anything. Finally both Romans and Scythians attacked me and totally crushed my empire

[Maltz]

I hate Spanish diplomats. There are so many of them (last time I see 10+ standing around their last city) and they always try to bribe away my diplomat.

Anything too powerful is disgusting, too. I enjoy burning down Egyptian towns because under AI control, their population was so high and didn't need to suffer from revolt.

[eeyoredragon]

I hate the Senate compassionately. No explanation needed, me thinks.

The Egypts should suffer as well. Theodoret said it best.

In my current game as Scipii I begin to hate GCS. They have 11595203.5235235^124 stacks of single ships around the place.

The Numidians are bastards as well. When you play as them you can't afford a chewing gum, but when the AI handles them they send massive stacks of both land units and sea units (most of the time called "boats" or "ships"). Where do they get the money from? It truly is a mystery. They also backstab everyone without any sort of sense.

But most of all I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE the roman voice acting (I can stand the other. Okay they're horrific as well, but the Romans take the price):

VICTOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
The daaay is OOWWUUUUUUUUURSsssssssssssss!!!

[footman]

god i hate gauls...i found their words mean alittle like fart....

they break the treaty just after the round ...scam my money ...aggresive....no self-control.....fuking nuts....i have to burn up their villages ...kill up their people put em into slaves................

i broke gaul capital and slained the gaul king.....they wouldnt listen to me as well

so does other savage factions.....all they want is military bash !

[LestaT]

Hate is a strong word.

Har HAr Har... anyway, where can I get again those kewl Sarmartian Horse WArriors ? I forgot where I hired those cavalry but they're strong ? Since I haven't finished my Julii campaign I'm not sure if there's any faction produce them?

[Rayaleh]

I freaking detest the Greeks...heck if their cities weren't so profitable to keep, I'd slaughter them all and exterminate every single one of them just to make sure they don't come back later on and contaminate the purity of the Brutii bloodline (and their subjects) with their detesbable ways.


I conquer the Greek peninsula and what do I found out, THEY HAVE FREAKING SETTLEMENTS on the other side of the sea and a BLOODY ISLAND, FOR FUCK SAKE!!!

Plus they have huge fleets, I mean I have to wait literally years just to build up a fleet of trireme to crush their puny 20-ships(ish) fleet of biremes...and what do I find out, NEXT FUCKING TURN THEY HAVE ANOTHER BUILT UP, AND ANOTHER ONE....FOR FUCK SAKE...DIE MOTHERFUCKERS....DIE...PAINFULLY....AND TAKE ALL YOUR FAMILY....AND THEIR FAMILY...AND THEIR SLAVES....AND THEIR SLAVES' FAMILY.....AND THEIR SLAVE'S FAMILY'S DOGS....AND THEIR SLAVES' FAMILIES' DOGS' FAMILIES....DIE....GENOCIDE FOR YOU!!!

[Throb]

Rayaleh, so I take it your not over keen on the Greeks then. lol

I'm finding the Brits to be a bit of a pain now and the Spannish, think I'll crush Spain 1st, nice and warm down there, then I'll attack those Blue painted neaked weirdo's !

[jerby]

egypt sucks. They only held one province, I held 30 and they wanted me to be a protectoratet! how foolish could you possibly be!

[Medieval Assassin]

You might want to watch the language, its a PG-13 board...

[Alphidius]

Playing as the Julii, so it's Germania after years of trade agreement with them

[Zorn]

I dislike every faction that uses bows overly.
Especially if they are horse/charriot archers.
I have never much cavallery in my armies, so I never do very well vs HA.
In generall, I don`t play in the east at all. Barbarian infantery-battles are much more fun for me.

[Maedhros]

egyptian chariots can be bogged down with the right attack, and they react very badly to accurate archery fire.

I've leveled many a high king from his chariot with a lowly slinger.

when you have them running. keep shooting.