GAH!
Vanya sez...
Ignore rebels! They are a FREE barricade between you and any invader foolish enough to venture into your lands. Even if enemy were to sneak up on you and kill the rebels it buys you a turn to get your act together AND you get THEM to kill the rebels for YOUZ! It's like having your pie and eating it too!
Vanya addz...
Go Gaul. Strip down to a loincloth when playing RTW. If you have no animal skins to dress in, use a hand-towel or a dirty/sweaty bandana. Then, paint yourself blue. Not solid blue as that would make youz look like Blue Man Group. Do streaks... Imitate Braveheart if youz cannot visualize. This be "woad"... er, "woh!"... kinda like "woh, dude! that woad is gnarly, man!" Once youz are dressed to kill to please youz and painted up (note: do not use wife's mascara as woad, or youz might find yourself ambushed by steppe headhunting vixen! Vanya already lost 3 surrogate heads this way!)
When going Gaul, make sure you attack with gall. Make Romans protest the gall of your Gauls. Don't bother teching up. Just build hordes of crap infantry and steamroll over all civilized bastids!
"Civilized man is easy to conquer."
-- Vanya
And make sure you scream your noggin off when youz charge. The more YOUZ scream, the more your men on screen will be inspired by your verbal leadership! And youz will also show your steppe headhunting vixen in the other room (or "beneath the keyboard polishing with joy", which is where Vanya prefers she be when He be harvesting noggins) whose her daddy.
Go forth, yound lad, and plunge forward in your loincloth and your woad, and give the Emperor a fine Gaulish extreme makeover!
GAH!
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