Spamathon!

[Reverend Joe]

Aaaaah... 600 posts.

All right- 600! It's no 4,000, but it's a start!

[Reverend Joe]

Quit it, you! This is not the Official Post Count Thread!

If you wanna hang around here, you better cut the non-sense and start spamming, now.

Somehow, I think I should detect a hint of irony in this... but I don't...

My ironymeter mmust be off.

[Reverend Joe]

Back to spamming.


Heavix.

[Reverend Joe]

Wait... am I the only person left spamming? This is alarming.

[GoreBag]

I think you are. What a faux-pas.

[discovery1]

I'm back with a full belly. Oh, today was the first weekday were I actuall ate lunch. Always skippped it before. Now for physics

[Reverend Joe]

Is there anybody... OUT there?


Edit: I guess so.

[Reverend Joe]

What a faux-pas.

What IS a faux-pas? It translates roughly as a false-not... so what does it mean?

[GoreBag]

What IS a faux-pas? It translates roughly as a false-not... so what does it mean?

Non non...il faut pas le faire. Alternatively, a "false step" could also be taken as a proper interpretation.

[Reverend Joe]

I just found a picture of the pig from the Wall stage show.



That thing is scary.

[John86]

yummy

[discovery1]

I'm procrastinating on my studies. Oh, and last thrusday I fell asleep in class for the first time ever. Aren't you proud of me?

[Beirut]

Meatwad!

You post one more oversized pic in my Celebratory Spam thread and...



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[Reverend Joe]

I'm procrastinating on my studies. Oh, and last thrusday I fell asleep in class for the first time ever. Aren't you proud of me?

Hell, I've done that. Not on purpose, but I have been in some warm classrooms.

Have you ever just skipped class for a week just because you felt like it?

...Don't.

[Reverend Joe]

Meatwad!

You post one more oversized pic in my Celebratory Spam thread and...



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Those are oversized? Wow- I guess the requirements are stricter than i thought.

Okay, only thumbnails form now on- or small pictures.

[GoreBag]

I just found a picture of the pig from the Wall stage show.



That thing is scary.

Reminds me of the Phantom Creeps robot used by White Zombie.

[Beirut]

Those are oversized? Wow- I guess the requirements are stricter than i thought.

Okay, only thumbnails form now on- or small pictures.

If your pics force the thread size to expand horizontally from its normal size, then it's an oversized pic. Assuming you're looking at a 1024x768 screen that is.

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[Reverend Joe]

If your pics force the thread size to expand horizontally from its normal size, then it's an oversized pic. Assuming you're looking at a 1024x768 screen that is.

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OH! I have a 1280/1024 screen. That's why it's skewed.

(That may sound impressive, but I got it on a deal- it was something like 3 years old. But it's a flat screen, so it isn't fuzzy. )

[GoreBag]

Ahem...

Address: https://img183.imageshack.us/img183/...delic20il1.jpg

Dimensions: 900 x 676 pixels.

[Reverend Joe]

Back to photo spam:


(that's my favorite smilie.)

[Reverend Joe]

Ahem...

Address: https://img183.imageshack.us/img183/...delic20il1.jpg

Dimensions: 900 x 676 pixels.

I meant that my perception was skewed, because I have a larger-than-normal screen, so I have to be careful.

Also, the Baby food picture isn't too big, is it?

[discovery1]

What was I going to say? ummmmm

Prostitution is legal in Nevada, if the population of the county is low enough.

[Divinus Arma]

spam

[GoreBag]

What was I going to say? ummmmm

Prostitution is legal in Nevada, if the population of the county is low enough.

WWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYY?!

[discovery1]

no idea

[drone]

Sorry to go off-topic, but lately I've been noticing my belly button lint is getting darker and fuzzier. Should I be worried? Is this normal? Should I get this looked at?

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[drone]

If olive oil is made from olives, and peanut oil is made from peanuts, what is baby oil made from?

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[Reverend Joe]

Sorry to go off-topic, but lately I've been noticing my belly button lint is getting darker and fuzzier. Should I be worried? Is this normal? Should I get this looked at?

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It means you're going to die.

[Kaiser of Arabia]

Bananas

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of
_Musa Sapientum bananadine_, which is a mild, short-lasting
psychedelic. There are much easier ways of getting high, but
the great advantage to this method is that bananas are legal.



1) Obtain 15 lbs. of ripe yellow bananas.
2) Peel all 15 lbs. and eat the fruit. Save the peels.
3) With a sharp knife, scrape off the insides of the peels and
save the scraped material.
4) Put all of the scraped material in a large pot and add
water. Boil for three to four hours until it has attained a
solid paste consistency.
5) Spread this paste on cookie sheets, and dry in an over for
about 20 minutes to a half hour. This will result in a fine
black powder. Makes about one pound of bananadine powder.
Ususally one will feel the effects of bananadine after smoking
three or four cigarettes.

Table of Weights

Pounds Ounces Grams Kilos
1 16 453.6 0.4536
0.0625 1 28.35 0.0283
0.0352 1 0.001
2.205 35.27 1,000 1

[drone]

It means you're going to die.

Will dying increase my postcount?

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