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    Definately slow Zombies.These new faster Zombies are giving me gray hair when i think of the forward epic final battle between men and Zombies,if this new breed of Zombies will be the majority of the Zombie horde it may get rough for humanity.
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    Slow Monkeys are great...

    But Fast Monkeys can get the job done quicker...

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    Fast zombies are ridiculous. The dead cannot move quickly. It is entirely unrealistic if zombies are fast in movies.
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    Slow zombies. I still get nightmares about those red-headed fast zombies from the GC remake of Resident Evil.

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    Sloooooooooow, much more enjoyable that way
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    Wow, I thought there would be more disagreement on the subject. Isn't there anyone who wants to stake out the unpopular position? Do leaping, running zombies have a defender on the board?

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    The whole point of zombies is the slow, relentless, mindless horde, where the individual element is easy to beat, but the numbers are what eventually get you. If you want fast undead, go watch a vampire movie.
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    I like them grilled. With a side of mashed potatoes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Duke Malcolm
    Fast zombies are ridiculous.
    I agree, zombies moving fast?! Now that is odd .
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    Slow, and I'm wearing leather and chainmail, with big arsed-sword.

    And a rifle, obviously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DukeMalcolm
    Fast zombies are ridiculous.
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    I love zombies in general. HL2 is a good example of fast and slow zombies. The slow zombies are a pain in the arse when in hordes, while fast zombies are very effective just by themselves. And when i say they're fast zombies, i mean they're fast. They leap from rooftop to rooftop in one level, letting out blood-curdling screams.
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    Nothing can compare to the normal speed Hong Kong HOPPING ZOMBIES, which are just invincible. They'll look so ridiculous that you keep laughing, then you'll be defenceless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiberius
    Nothing can compare to the normal speed Hong Kong HOPPING ZOMBIES, which are just invincible. They'll look so ridiculous that you keep laughing, then you'll be defenceless.
    My, those zombies are funny, always laugh my arse off when watching them when they hop and hop and hop. Yet they are kinda scary cause they don't really look dead, just a body with full of white powder and they way they attack humans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiberius
    Nothing can compare to the normal speed Hong Kong HOPPING ZOMBIES, which are just invincible. They'll look so ridiculous that you keep laughing, then you'll be defenceless.
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