How Do You Like Your Zombies?

[UltraWar]

Slow Monkeys are great...

But Fast Monkeys can get the job done quicker...

[Duke Malcolm]

Fast zombies are ridiculous. The dead cannot move quickly. It is entirely unrealistic if zombies are fast in movies.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Slow zombies. I still get nightmares about those red-headed fast zombies from the GC remake of Resident Evil.

They could break down doors! You couldn't get away!

[doc_bean]

Sloooooooooow, much more enjoyable that way

[Lemur]

Wow, I thought there would be more disagreement on the subject. Isn't there anyone who wants to stake out the unpopular position? Do leaping, running zombies have a defender on the board?

[drone]

The whole point of zombies is the slow, relentless, mindless horde, where the individual element is easy to beat, but the numbers are what eventually get you. If you want fast undead, go watch a vampire movie.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Zombies are meant to be shootable. They're supposed to wreak tons of havoc on the human race, but ultimately in the end designed to be shot. To combat this they appear in large numbers.

However, if zombies suddenly get fast that just takes away from the one human advantage- they're much harder to shoot.

Because I like the way things are, I vote slow zombies for the sake of balance.

[Banquo's Ghost]

The whole point of zombies is the slow, relentless, mindless horde, where the individual element is easy to beat, but the numbers are what eventually get you.

Damn right. Zombies have no business speeding up. The terror comes from their inexorable advance. Fast zombies I can go watch at the mall.

[Somebody Else]

I like them grilled. With a side of mashed potatoes.

[Alexanderofmacedon]

Well they're slow as in speed, but they're slow in thinking capability as well.

[Taurus]

I'd rather they be slow so I can just run away.

[naut]

Fast zombies are ridiculous.

I agree, zombies moving fast?! Now that is odd .

[Lorenzo_H]

this thread =

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

Slow, and I'm wearing leather and chainmail, with big arsed-sword.

And a rifle, obviously.

[Lemur]

Fast zombies are ridiculous.

Call me sentimental but fast zombies just don't feel right.

I draw the line at any form of tool use.

I love you guys.

And I love zombies.

[Mikeus Caesar]

I love zombies in general. HL2 is a good example of fast and slow zombies. The slow zombies are a pain in the arse when in hordes, while fast zombies are very effective just by themselves. And when i say they're fast zombies, i mean they're fast. They leap from rooftop to rooftop in one level, letting out blood-curdling screams.

[Fragony]

They leap from rooftop to rooftop in one level, letting out blood-curdling screams.

Too be owned with a single shot with a shotgun. So are the slow ones by the way. Half-life 2 =

[Avicenna]

Nothing can compare to the normal speed Hong Kong HOPPING ZOMBIES, which are just invincible. They'll look so ridiculous that you keep laughing, then you'll be defenceless.

[littlelostboy]

Nothing can compare to the normal speed Hong Kong HOPPING ZOMBIES, which are just invincible. They'll look so ridiculous that you keep laughing, then you'll be defenceless.

My, those zombies are funny, always laugh my arse off when watching them when they hop and hop and hop. Yet they are kinda scary cause they don't really look dead, just a body with full of white powder and they way they attack humans.

[Drisos]

Where is the option "No zombies!"

GAH!!

[Fragony]

Nothing can compare to the normal speed Hong Kong HOPPING ZOMBIES, which are just invincible. They'll look so ridiculous that you keep laughing, then you'll be defenceless.

Which movie is that? Huzzah for asian weirdness!

[GoreBag]

Which movie is that? Huzzah for asian weirdness!

Any movie that includes East-Asian-style zombies (or vampires..the myths surrounding both creatures seem to overlap a little).