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  1. 06-16-2006, 22:59 #1
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    Default Re: How hard is it to please a woman?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    Speak for yourself, Mithrandir. I will populate the Earth with a legion of lemurs! My biological army will change history and crush all opposition beneath their collective heel!
    Yeah, but the....-insert action- is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

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    Default Re: How hard is it to please a woman?

    pretty much make them feel lucky to be with you and the job is done.

    the trick is to do the above while at the same time letting her know you're the lucky one
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    Sound advice Soly.

    Also, if she has kids, buy her a new washer and dryer. Beats Cuba and diamonds any day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by solypsist
    pretty much make them feel lucky to be with you and the job is done.

    the trick is to do the above while at the same time letting her know you're the lucky one
    B-b-but.. how?
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    @Mithrandir

    5. (well this one is obvious).
    'obvious' as in .... it involves camels?
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    Could you explain about the camels? Can it be involved with a horse too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaka_Khan
    Could you explain about the camels?
    You really don't want to know, really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
    You really don't want to know, really.

    How hard can it be, really?

    Anyhow, nice thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mithrandir
    omgosh. ok back to topic. sometimes i once got them to my erhm.. my

    misunderstanding but i.. got for some reason a bit mad. dunno why.
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    Simple to please a woman, as long as your name is Richard Pryor.
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    Default Re: How hard is it to please a woman?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rythmic
    Simple to please a woman, as long as your name is Richard Pryor.
    Yeah. if that woman happens to be a necrophiliac
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