*Abortion: I find the idea of it repugnant, but it is not my place to tell a woman whether she can have one or not.

*Capital Punishment: We are not competent enough to administer it on an error-free basis. Get rid of it.

*Drugs: Legalize them, tax them, then spend the tax proceeds on preventative education and recovery programs.

*Evolution: It should be taught in science classes and Creationism in Sunday School. No problem, everyone's happy.

*Gays: I don't understand why this is even an issue. They're people just like the rest of us, no better or worse.

*Gun Control: I'd like all handguns to be banned, but realize that it's not realistic at this point in time. Though I can't understand why, people just love their guns too much. But out of all the issues I consider to be important, guns and the control thereof ranks somewhere below what Australia's national anthem should be (no offence, Aussies...)

*Immigration: The more the better.

*Media Content: If you don't like it, don't watch it.

*Military in General: I wish Canada had a bigger one. I wouldn't be disappointed if my children wanted to join.

*Prostitution: Should be legal to protect the workers. I would be disappointed if my children wanted to join.

*Race and Racism: I don't get it.

*Separation of Church and State: Keep your &?$?%$ peanut butter out of my chocolate.

*The Rise of China and India: The world should stop kissing China's arse just because it contains so many potential customers. India? They seem nice enough.

*The War on Terror: Silliest thing I have ever heard of. But I have nothing against waging war on terrorists.

*Welfare: I'm willing to pay higher taxes so that lazy people can have food to eat, a place to live, and a doctor to see. Being lazy shouldn't be a death sentence.

*Your religious beliefs: Are personal and I wouldn't presume to impose them on others. Talking about your religion in public is no different from talking about the nifty things you learned your wife can do with her tongue last night.