*Abortion: Yes
*Capital Punishment: No
*Drugs: Yes, please, let me have some more
*Evolution: Naturally
*Gays: They can be cool, I love lesbians.
*Gun Control: Yes, regulate and control guns. More lenient on hunting weapons.
*Immigration: Is a good process.
*Media Content: Sucks. Ban the television.
*Military in General: We don't need it.
*Prostitution: Yes, and have the government pay for breast enlargements.
*Race and Racism: The race of an individual is irrelevant.
*Separation of Church and State: Yes. Once God was dead, but he has somehow resurrected himself (again).
*The Rise of China and India: Good, I'll cheer on them.
*The War on Terror: To wage war on a concept cannot be won. It is a war in the moral category, not a political war.
*Welfare: For everyone, especially students.
*Your religious belief: I have none.