I refuse to answer on the following grounds:

If everyone in the Backroom answers all of these questions, we'll have said everything and there will be no remaining purpose for the backroom aside from indulging the STFS/Louis-Luigi Texas Lovefest.

Without a periodic argument on gun control or the relative collective intelligence of the Bush administration, the Backroom would implode. This gravitational collapse might take the whole dot-org with it!

Friends! RESIST THE TEMPTATION!\