No ifs or butts, you're nekkid me matey.Originally Posted by Vladimir
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No ifs or butts, you're nekkid me matey.
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Locals are reported to have found these naked mountaineers repelling...
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Ewww. Anyone here ever work a Swiss seat? Can you imagine it?
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
Down with dried flowers!
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I say "knickers" to intolerance.
You, like me, may feel that men beating up women in bars is a bad idea. So, what are you going to do about it? Send them chaddis, that's what.
I am also quite excited by the mere existence of the Consortium of Pub-going, Loose and Forward Women, at least in its Indian incarnation. If they open a chapter in Hull I'd rather not hear about it.
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A thong of women chucking pink undies at these uptight pruds is a perfect response. It will probably be the only action these guys have gotten since their moms breast fed them.
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One hopes the chucked chaddis will be (ummm..) chaste. Chure they will.
Geez, I'm no good at these punny thingees; why do I even try, in the company of the greats? Uuu, I know: to amuse them with my puny human efforts. :)
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At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
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They must be taking the piss!
Reinvent the British and you get a global finance center, edible food and better service. Reinvent the French and you may just get more Germans.
Ik hou van ferme grieten en dikke pinten
Down with dried flowers!
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It'll take a marketing wiz to get this sold in the US. They'll have to go deceptive by calling it "Dr. Peeper", "Peepsi" or "Moollow Yellow".
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Or Bud Light.
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Today I had two customers using this fancy new credit card (Ok, it's actually six years old according to the news page but i never saw it before).
Never seen it before, but found it pretty weird, if the name of a credit card is supposed to be a statement, then is MasterCard insulting to afro americans?
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Why would mastercard be offensive?....I see what you did there.Today I had two customers using this fancy new credit card (Ok, it's actually six years old according to the news page but i never saw it before).
Never seen it before, but found it pretty weird, if the name of a credit card is supposed to be a statement, then is MasterCard insulting to afro americans?
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Leeuwarden loses it's pr0n archive.
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Holland rules.
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"Rape simulator" pulled from Amazon's U.K. site
A game that involves the player stalking victims and then raping them in a virtual world is being offered for sale by online retailer Amazon.com, the Belfast Telegraph's website can reveal. The shocking 'rape simulator', Rapelay, is set in Japan and carries a sickening game description on the Amazon website. An MP said last night that he plans to raise the issue in Parliament. Reviews by gaming websites have expressed horror at the basis for the game. One website review describes "tears glistening in the young girl's eyes" as she is attacked in graphic detail.
More detail from Ars Technica.
Hmm, judging by the gameplay footage it's nothing more than a hentai-flavored dumbed-down Sims 2. With more rape.
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Oh my god
(incidentally, I was born in Leeuwarden...)
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Boy marries dog.
That's about as odd as it gets.
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Argh. I wouldn't want to see the potential marital fighting. Although the wife would be all bark and no bite.
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Instead of snakes on a plane we have Britons on a Train.
Seriously; what problem do these people have with "loosing" classified papers on trains.
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Down with dried flowers!
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Boy marries bitch you mean?
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Why would he marry someone like her? She's just a total bitch.
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Maybe so, but guys will do anything for a little tail.
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this cracks me up...
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Um, I'm not gonna say you are slow Sasaki, but nine days?
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I want my very own fainting goat.
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Boy killed when office chair explodes up his anus
A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him.
The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.
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I'm sure that was posted at the beginning of this thread. You must be poorly again!
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The otters are doing reconnaissance! But who are the helping? The octosquids?! Let us hope not.
Also, mid-westerners show the proper way to demolish a house.
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Awesome! I wonder how many kegs ofbeerTNT they used? It was hard to tell from the video, but in the slo-mo replay it looked like that cannon had one heck of a recoil.
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Are you implying there's a better way to do it?
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