New Paris Tapes: Sooner than Expected?

[CrossLOPER]

As crappy as the source is, it's all I have. Paris Hilton has been freed, apparently. Awesome, I say. Looks like that Free Paris petition worked...

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/07/paris-...l-explanation/

EDIT: YES I AM TRULY OVERJOYED THAT THE JUSTICE SYSTEM WORKS SO WELL.... lol

[doc_bean]

Wow, talk about making a mockery out of justice.

That'll teach the kids not to drink and drive

[drone]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...=moreheadlines
"Unspecified medical problem". Sounds like withdrawal symptoms to me.

Does the tracking bracelet match her necklace?

[FactionHeir]

Well I wonder what it really is. Some suggest that it might be her refusing to eat or not liking the brightness of her cell.

[Gregoshi]

...or not liking the brightness of her cell.

She couldn't ask for a lighter sentence.

[Mikeus Caesar]

And i care about the antics of some stupid slut who represents most of what is wrong with western society why?

[Odin]

Does the tracking bracelet match her necklace?

[Odin]

And i care about the antics of some stupid slut who represents most of what is wrong with western society why?

Because she is a stupid slut with lots of money?

Whats not to like?

[Xiahou]

Wow, talk about making a mockery out of justice.

That'll teach the kids not to drink and drive

Well, when discussing it with children, it's important to point out that it's still not ok for poor or ugly people to drink and drive.

[AntiochusIII]

Nice play, LA.

Who wants some race riots in response?

[Don Corleone]

I'm afraid that between Paris and Lindsay, the tracking bracelets will become the new "must have" accessory in fashionland.

And who says Paris isn't ugly? Personally, I don't see what the appeal is. I think she looks like a transvestite.

[doc_bean]

Well, when discussing it with children, it's important to point out that it's still not ok for poor or ugly people to drink and drive.

And we're surprised today's children don't want to become scientists, writers, or philosophers anymore, they just want to be celebrities.

No wonder when this once again shows celebrities are above the law

And who says Paris isn't ugly? Personally, I don't see what the appeal is. I think she looks like a transvestite.

I've always felt the same. I think it's the nose. She should get it fixed.

[Rodion Romanovich]

Because she is a stupid slut with lots of money?

Whats not to like?

A perfect woman is a [sexist remark removed because not allowed]
AND without spending the money on crap, being a drug user, drunk driver or other criminal
AND being good looking AND not being self-conceited (this may be an incorrect word choice, excuse my poor English).
This specimen lacks the two last properties.

[Philippus Flavius Homovallumus]

You robbed your own post of it's meaning.

I don't think she's physical ugly but she doesn't have nice eyes, ergo ugly soul.

[Samurai Waki]

It's Because of her Douche Bag of a Dad Rick Hilton. May the ****** suffer eternally in...some form of Eternal Afterlife involving Brimstone and Fire. Or pitch forks!

[Yun Dog]

Wow, talk about making a mockery out of justice.

That'll teach the kids not to drink and drive

Dont worry Doc if it had been you or I we woulda been lucky to see the free light of day again

as I am constantly explaining to people - in the western consumer society - the people who get the most justice are those that can pay the most for it

[Soulforged]

Is this the place to rant about Paris Hilton?

[AntiochusIII]

Is this the place to rant about Paris Hilton?

Go ahead.

Seriously though, yes. I actually felt sort of sorry for the poor girl being called a slut all the time like that...but after this incident I'm convinced Ms. Hilton & Co. really does deserve the criticism. Ah well, so much for my idealistic Every-Body-Has-A-Good-Heart-Somewhere fairytale viewpoint. Drunk driving and getting off justice easily does no credit to her.

[HoreTore]

You have to be an extraordinarily weak person when you can't manage 23 small days in prison.

[InsaneApache]

Maybe her orange boilersuit clashed with her complexion?

[drone]

Do not collect $200.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Paris Hilton going back to jail
POSTED: 3:16 p.m. EDT, June 8, 2007

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- A judge has ordered Paris Hilton returned to jail to serve out her 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.

She was taken from court screaming.

"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.

[Strike For The South]

Huzzah!

[Strike For The South]

Huzzah!

[Marshal Murat]

Justice is served.

[Xiahou]

"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.

On a side note, it makes me wonder what kind of deal team Hilton had worked out with the Sheriff. This reaction makes me think that she already knew she wouldn't be serving her time when she was originally sentenced.

[drone]

The funny thing is that she now has to spend 45 days total (the original sentence) in the slammer, instead of the 23(?) she was slated for. So I guess no new tapes for another month and a half, unless it's "Chained Heat".

[Don Corleone]

You have to be an extraordinarily weak person when you can't manage 23 small days in prison.

I'm perfectly happy to see the little miss receive her just deserts, but 23 days in an American jail is not the same thing as 23 days in a Norwegian resort jail, I think. In her case, the inmates of the County jail are on record as saying they have it in for her and can't wait to 'welcome her with a slumber party thrown in her honor'.

[doc_bean]

On a side note, it makes me wonder what kind of deal team Hilton had worked out with the Sheriff. This reaction makes me think that she already knew she wouldn't be serving her time when she was originally sentenced.

Well, she probably didn't expect to have to serve double the original sentence.

Judging by her comments I would say it's not unlikely that she's a junkie.

Also: the sherrif should be fired.

[KafirChobee]

On a side note, it makes me wonder what kind of deal team Hilton had worked out with the Sheriff.

Exactly. Lets check his re-election funding.

[Don Corleone]

The funny thing is that she now has to spend 45 days total (the original sentence) in the slammer, instead of the 23(?) she was slated for. So I guess no new tapes for another month and a half, unless it's "Chained Heat".

I don't think I understand what happened. She was sentenced to 45 days (23 if she behaved, the rest at home). After 3 days, the sheriff let her go, and the judge is now saying she has to serve the whole 45? Why is she being punished for a lax sheriff?