The Cadaver Calculator
http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator
Descritption.
I took it and my body is worth, $4840.So you've bitten the big one and instead of pushing up daisies your loved ones decided it would be best to sell your body to science. This survey will tell you approximately how much money they'd get for it. Cadaver values are primarily based on overall health and the level of interest your corpse holds to the medical research industry.
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5050!
Let's see how much I can get it up to.
-edit- $10,440 is the best so far. But that means I'm a 7-foot tall albino that's a vegetarian.
-edit again- $11375.
Last edited by GeneralHankerchief; 07-20-2007 at 17:21.
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4925!
Doesn't that make you feel great?
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3625
Must be the cigarettes
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$5750
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$3925. The cigars, beers and tummy are holding me down.
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5350$
I should kill myself.
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$4195
Probably my craptastic diet.
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$5246.
To paraphrase Mr. Potter, I'm worth more dead than alive.
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Well, I'm actually going to be pretty worthless, as I'm an organ donor. They can have whatever they want out of me, then just burn the rest. I'm very much a 'in-your-body', not a 'you-are-your-body' kind of guy.
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"Then wait for them and swear to God in heaven that if they spew that bull to you or your family again you will cave there heads in with a sledgehammer"
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I'm going to donate mine to my medical school. It seems a bit churlish to reap the benefits of dissecting somone and then not repay the favour.
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That's about what it would cost to put your dead self in the ground though. So instead of your family paying out they get a payday.Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4925!
Doesn't that make you feel great?
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$5125!
But maybe I answered one or two questions a bit more in my favor.
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3940. Crappy diet, and I'm overweight. Plus my brothers-in-law and sister-in-law have told me just wonderful stories about what happens to bodies that are dissected in medical school.
No, this is NOT an invitation to share your own horror tales BKS. Some of us have or are about ready to eat lunch.
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A sad $4825
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$4525
Hmm, atleast I can point out some better targets for body selling
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5250!
Doesn't that make you feel great?
Umm, sure. Of course, I don't plan on dying any time in the next 50 years or so, so I'm figuring that by the time I do die, I ought to be worth at least 7,000 due to inflation.
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$5250. Need to get in shape...
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4375!
Doesn't that make you feel great?
In fact, it does! Now it's time to cancel all of our life insurance, 'cause our corpses are worth so much! Oh, wait, they aren't ...
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I just noticed, that with the money I'd get from my parents I could buy quite a nice keyboard... gnagnagnagagnaa!Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5365!
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5275 $
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$3515. Looks like I'm the cheapest corpse here!
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4415, pfff. I'm worth at least twice that.
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$3865, Gah!
What are Med Schools paying for worn out bodies?
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A $mil +.
Doesn't insurance count for anything? Payday for the wifey and wee one!
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$3890 answering honestly. (Must be the age thing).
But, surprise!!
$5385, trying to pick the most obviously bad choices. Maybe they'd like to study my cirrosissed liver, or how, at age 71+ I'd survived multiple surgeries, diabetes, and daily over-exposure to sun and toxic substances.
edit: I keep trying to guess the most worthless cadaver (i.e. less than $1,000), but can't break the seeming $2500 threshold. Is that the going rate for 'ho-hum' average cadavers, I wonder? GH seems to have found the upper limit of $11,000+
Last edited by KukriKhan; 07-21-2007 at 03:47.
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5050,
Stange test, good to know I'm worth something thou I never plan to cash in on it.
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$4925!
I hope that my family would haggle a bit and get it at least into the 5k range. Kinda sad that my body is worth as much as my used car.
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4025!
...but the womenfolk say my live body is priceless.
Yeah baby!
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