Join the Army: A Pontic AAR

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Chapter 2 : The former con-artist , a fine brown expat and moving out !






This is the con-artist formerly known as Alkimos . The crown has sent me to Trapezous to see whats going on . Supposedly some squatter's took over the king's time share .




Not only did I see the squatter's but I also saw why Trapezous won the "hottest women on the beaches 350 BC -272 BC" . Me and her spent many a great nights .





We finally got sent out from Sinope to meet up with the general in command's forces from Amaseia IN THE MIDDLE OF ****ING WINTER! I don't know about you but this tunic's got a nasty updraft .



Luckily our march into enemy territory happened AFTER the snow's melted . Those Galatian's though weren't too happy about that . It was almost like they wanted it to be cold. Then again they do kinda look overheated and red most of the time . We've also lost a few pig's we were cooking and found the remains outside there area of the camp .