Join the Army: A Pontic AAR

[russia almighty]

THE FINAL HOURS OF THE BATTLE IN THE CRACK DEN OF ANATOLIA



"By jove they've broken !" One of the Galatians said as the crack whores started routing at the sight of all the wasted coke .

"You heard them charge !" Xenophone's commander shouted . The Galatians scattered and Ambros and Xeno's units followed . The Nubian and his expats followed as well under his harsh clicks and snaps .



"The spice lets me see all !" The Pontic commander said . " It also lets me see its time to attack!"



"Can the spice let me see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch and why their chucking javelins when we've smashed into them ? Hey my bodyguards aren't covering their crotch's !"



"mother ****er the wound opened again!" Ambros said. As he lagged behind his blood covered the ground . This would be taken as a sign by some based on how it was arranged . Well thats atleast what Ambros said afterwards .



"I must know why kids love cinnamon toast crunch!" The pontic commander said .

Unbeknowest to the spice addict one of the tricky big wanged naked spear men snuck in and shanked him with his spear .



This backfired against the crack den's legions . The men started killing faster in happiness to the snob on designer drug's death . After one last push the crack den had been cleaned out ....almost



Part of the deal with the Galatian mercenaries was that we would fire the old management and replace them with them . We also had to put them into rehab but they said no no no no .....and that lead to a few shankings , stabbings , shootings (don't ask how your modern weapons got involved .). No animals were harmed in the political upheaval .


Bonus (extremely offensive to some Tin Tin fans and offensive cause of content.)

What happened when Ambros got laided up AND when did some time traveling.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=POxoJLVThp8