in my current Ptolie campaign-the ***** Grey Death, damn spammers-I hand them their arses every time, yet they won't stop. I don't hate them 'cause they're beating me, I hate them 'cause they're BORING me.

In my last Pahlava campaign, I could have said Ptolies, but their stack spams were so laughable as to be entertaining (it's really entertaining to annihilate stacks twice my size with HAs). It was my allies the Romani...for being a bunch of useless wankers.I gave them like 3 or 4 coastal Ptolie provinces, thinking that they'd keep them busy enough to let me wipe my arse with everyone else, but no. these frickin' wankers just get their arses handed to them by a faction that I'd left with nothing, pitiful income, no MICs, no sea trade access. puhthetic