To be English is to have won the lottery of life. The English gentleman is the pinnacle of evolution
We've always known the French think this, (what else could have explained De Gaulle's chippyness?) but I must say, its jolly refreshing to see they can bring themselves to say it.

Another qu for your Am I English quiz:

Spotted Dick is?

a) More or less inevitable after two weeks on holiday in Faleriki
b) nice with custard

And a completely infallable test: if someone treads on your toe, do YOU apologise?