Habitues of our own
tThe Drunkards Thread" knew this
weeks ago, to little fanfare.
Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know: Bud suxors. Horse pee-pee, etcetera, etc.
It ain't just the marketing, it's the distribution system. AB's bottling/canning operations and logistics system rival anything the DoD or Postal Service care to stack against it. Only Coca-Cola occasionally rivals it's ability to penetrate, dominate, and capitalize in any market, anywhere. You can buy a Horse-pee-pee, cold, and cheap, on any continent of this globe, including Antarctica.
I drink Bud. Often. Repeatedly. For all those reasons.
Plus the big one for me in the late 50's: having had a couple too many 'adventures' on stronger stuff: little old lower-class me can manage my buzz on Bud. All I want these days is "fuzzy" and happy at the end of a day of hard work. I've done my exciting tours of foreign places - often a surprise to me - I leave those to you younger fellas now.
You guys experience the joy of waking up to Mariachi or Oompah Bands in the public fountain/center of town.
To me, the sad thing is: InBev has the reputation of being cost-cutting carvers. That means labor. I'm guessing that InBev will cost-cut career employees, ship the production jobs off-continent, and use the distro system to deliver a Bud made in Gansu Province to my local supermarket, at something more than 50 cents a can (its current price, for 20 years now), and I'll have to start growing hops in my garden, right next to the tobacco plants.
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