Quote Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff View Post
No chance, Euro bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your batcave request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

You are just jealous that I am some sort of mini punisher and you are a coward who sprinkles his own pants.

I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.
I know, I know, TSM's post bears more than a minor debt to Holy Grail, but still -- this is a brilliant moment. It's writing like this that keeps me coming back to the org long after i have given up every other message board. bravo, good sir, bravo!