Battle Royale Mk. IV : Game Thread [Concluded]

[Caius]

I'm gonna have to drop out.

You are dead, Ichigo.

[RoadKill]

Still expecting numerous orders...

[shlin28]

Due date is sunday right?

I'll send my orders this evening (GMT)

[RoadKill]

Well, tommorow is the last day to send in your orders. I just wanted to remind everyone of the due date. By the way, I will be on a plane tommorow and out of town, however I will still have my laptops to work on the game. (Yes, I love you all so much, that I'll work on the game during my vacation). Therefore do not expect the write-ups till wednesday.

[shlin28]

Only a 550 words order this time, my last order (850 words) only yielded a roll of toilet paper and a toy dinosaur, so I am hoping a slightly shorter version might get me something else... a decent weapon for example.

[Beefy187]

I demand your toy dinosaur! I challenge you to a fist fight!

[shlin28]

Bah, fists are for losers who never won battle royales before, proper champions uses a pistol or a knife. Like me

I challenge you to a gunfight!

[Craterus]

Where's your honour? Your gun was luck of the draw and you'll probably beat him there but everyone has fists. I say: have a fair fight!

[shlin28]

Ah, but pever is a stupidly over-powered role, now that is hardly fair is it?

If we remove him and his legion of captive out of the fight, then I'll call the fight fair. Otherwise I'll just hide in the forest again until you all die

[CountArach]

Ah, but pever is a stupidly over-powered role, now that is hardly fair is it?

If we remove him and his legion of captive out of the fight, then I'll call the fight fair. Otherwise I'll just hide in the forest again until you all die

I don't know why more people don't do that. It is how both of us survived so long in the last game (Though to be fair I was hiding in the Lighthouse until it became a red zone...).

[Craterus]

I don't think it'd be much fun if everyone sat around hoping the others would die of hunger before you do.

[Andres]

I don't think it'd be much fun if everyone sat around hoping the others would die of hunger before you do.

Going on a killing spree is much more fun

Not that I would ever do that. No, no, you can give all your weapons and supplies to me and go to sleep. I'll guard your back, you can trust me...

[FactionHeir]

Going on a killing spree is much more fun

Not that I would ever do that. No, no, you can give all your weapons and supplies to me and go to sleep. I'll guard your back, you can trust me...

You mean you'll guard that knife you'll stab in our backs and make sure it stays there?

[Craterus]

Well, I trust Andres, even if no-one else does. He seems like a reasonable guy and in times of crisis, you just have to put your faith in the intrinsic goodness of your fellow human beings.

[GeneralHankerchief]

Yeah, but his avatar sucks.

[Sarathos]

Though you never know, those moderator do look kinda shifty...

[CountArach]

Though you never know, those moderator do look kinda shifty...

Plus the green blends in with the grass and trees.

[TevashSzat]

Plus the green blends in with the grass and trees.

Now that I think of it, what if you had access to matches or a sort of implement that can start a forest fire? That would certainley flush out basically everyone out into the open.....

Goes and starts searching for a flamethrower

[shlin28]

Been there, done that, that was my thinking last game. Lit a fire, and attract some random people into my forest, and then pelt them with my sticks and rocks of DOOM!

Utterly failed to create a fire though, as RK put a red zone right on top of me the next turn.

[Ferret]

Phew I'm back before Shlin's dominance of me went to far, there was no need to point a gun at me, I was willing to co-operate...

[shlin28]

Hey, I gave you the dinosaur, if you complain anymore I'll take it back!

[Beefy187]

Hey, I gave you the dinosaur, if you complain anymore I'll take it back!

What? EF I demand a fist fight with you for the toy dinosaur!!

Fight must be done fairly with fists. Yes thats the honourable way that our ancesters fought (Im not saying I got nothing but fists. Im serious I do have weapons.. I swear)

I will challenge Shlin in gun fight if someone can lend me their pistols

[Ferret]

No not the dinosaur, that's my only entertainment!

I need something to do now that I can't light up pretend cigarettes

[Sarathos]

Hey RK, when is the next phase finished?

[Beefy187]

No not the dinosaur, that's my only entertainment!

I need something to do now that I can't light up pretend cigarettes

Aww come on.. Ill be your friend

[shlin28]

Rules for everyone who are following the almighty Champion who is their only chance of surviving this island:

1. Never fraternise with the enemy.

2. All your ciggarette lighters are belong to us.

3. Toy dinosaurs are a privilege and must not be flaunted in front of the unworthy.

[Ferret]

The dinosaur is mine, mine I tell you! I'd sooner die than have it taken from me!

[shlin28]

If it means that much to you I will just find another one in a supply drop somewhere... *sigh*

RK still hasn't read my orders yet, so that means the writing of t he write-up still hasn't started yet

[Beefy187]

Rules for everyone who dare follow the guy who died in turn 3 last BR...

1. I am Beef eat me if you dare

2. All your Beef are belong to us

3. May all pork meet rot. Its our time baby

4. Oh and by the way. EF gimme your dinosaur

[Sarathos]

Rules for everyone who dare follow the guy who died in turn 1 last BR...

1. Never sleep in a barn.