Broken Crescent 3 Diplomacy: Progress

[Merlox]

The Omani's diplomat would make a fake gasp.

Oh!, The mighty small kingdom of the Puppet of the pope now wants to make his Holy empire in Africa? This does not even need your voice at all, Considering you have No way to help out in a war... IF a war breaks out between Islams from the far east, and the african empire.. both of which does not even border your lands.. or the sea that you send in the crusaders. If this does turn into a un-nessisary war, It will be only between the Oman and the Marukians.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The Roman delegate wonders if this golden crescent federation is one of defense, or if the other nations of the world should form an equal or greater defensive alliance to prepare for their aggressive ways.

The Roman is not impressed with either the Oman's or the Quttub's answers.

Yes, the Roman Empire practices slavery. However, you are talking about our brothers, fellow Christians, which you wish to enslave. Remember that if you attempt to do so, it will be YOU who will be dragged to Rome in chains.

[Merlox]

The Omani's Diplomat raises a brow at him.

Oh... I perfectly get it... So.. people of christians can not be slaved, but Islamic and Pegan people can Roman...? Typical Infidel...

[Askthepizzaguy]

You seem to understand very well for someone with sand in his ears.

Touch my fellow Christians with one finger and I will remove your hand.

[Merlox]

The Oman diplomat would laugh.

Oh, Misguided roman, You think this is new? We have been doing this for years now, And now to think about it, their are still well over thousands of these people on the slave market. If i am not mistaken... These are coins for us, And it is sad to already say you are blind to see this, and yet, our hands have been still intacted, well over for many years of this. Slaves are Slaves, As i would think... If This is your position, I would think the Khan would be most unpleased about his people being slaves to your kind.

[Askthepizzaguy]

I grow tired of your snivelling responses, you wretched desert rat.

I will repeat myself once more, so that your infantile and atrophied brain can comprehend:

Touch the hair on one Christian's head, and I will remove yours.

[Thermal]

the kypchak stands a reels of a speech in an mad erratic voice...

let me make one thing clear, the kypchaks are independent, are nations would not give into vast amount of slavery, and any that has been done has been agreed with BOTH parties, you seem not to care what the other nation wants though you servant of that old decrepit infidel you call your master
(the kypchak is clearly bursting aas his previous messenger did...)

the africians cannabals? what? how can you insult them like this ive never heard such rabble! and the catholics are also correct, they were sent there to protect christians and have formed strong bonds with all orthadox CHRISTIAN factions, there religions differ little, so keep your wretched sour diseased poisoned mouth to your evil self!!!!!!!

and you, abbasid, what do these maps prove? oh yes! that you've prized a batch of settlements from your borders in a similar fashion to day light robbery! its proposterous, and is this goldent crescent bond of the map ment to impress us? if every other major power was to strike an anti- golden crescent confedation your puny lands wouldnt scratch up to much then would it!?
(then in his joyous manner)
i want not your clothes, im happy with fur oman
could i perhaps hav some wine? im feeling dizzy

[Merlox]

The Omani's just sighed... as he expected an answer like this.

Well.. It is pretty clear that the russains are more... tribal than we thought.. These people from the Far north can only guess what it is to see the African tribes at their best. We are slaving the Tribes, to bring them into the light, So much as the christains are doing the same to the Steppe people... Due to the fact that their intelligence rate are nearly close... But yes, If i was to ever go that far up north.. I'd prolly see the same Tribal likes in the Steppes..

He waited a few seconds, then laughed/

[Thermal]

The Omani's just sighed... as he expected an answer like this.

Well.. It is pretty clear that the russains are more... tribal than we thought.. These people from the Far north can only guess what it is to see the African tribes at their best. We are slaving the Tribes, to bring them into the light, So much as the christains are doing the same to the Steppe people... Due to the fact that their intelligence rate are nearly close... But yes, If i was to ever go that far up north.. I'd prolly see the same Tribal likes in the Steppes..

He waited a few seconds, then laughed/

indeed i almost forgot how tribal and barbaric we are, if that were to be the case i guess we'd hav 2 dispatch of your worthless infidel leader...perhaps your people would make great slaves, be nice to see some 'civilized' omans grovel under a tyrant similar to yours

[Chaotix]

At this point the emissary of Jerusalem would love to see the Omani emissary's head chopped off and his master enslaved by the Kypchaks. But he says nothing, as he feels his allies are doing an excellent job at wittily insulting the Arab already.

[phonicsmonkey]

Quttub is bored of this fruitless bickering, but just out of interest asks one of his Mamluk guards to confirm that the Makurians are indeed, of their free will, still sending hundreds of their own people as slaves to the Ayyubids each year..the Mamluk (himself appearing to be of Nubian descent) thinks this tribute stopped recently..

[Merlox]

Ahhh yes, The mighty barbaric Khans, We welcome you to travel this far, with your weak armies, to try to attack mine, We will be here, waiting, Please do. Send all of your armies to try to enslave our people, They will be destroyed withen an eye blink.

The Omani's diplomat went silent for alittle.

Oh... that's right Barbarian... you have no way to come to our lands. So easy for you to make Empty threats when you KNOW you can't make them? The stupid barbarians think of their actions first, and fail to plan once more again. Hopefully your christain masters will soon convert you, and teach you how to do labor work for their citizins. due to the fact that the Barbarian's have a very little brain.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The Roman ambassador laughs

Oh COME ON.... surely you Muslim states can see how childish this "diplomat" from Oman is? I surely hope that the Imam is not the leader of all Muslims.

Do your reputations a favor and cast this... thing... out of your circle of friends. Clearly he's nothing more than a whining brat.

[Merlox]

The Oman diplomat snapped back.

Please, Only a fool like yourself tries to kill people at a diplomacy, And then yes, your infidel ways with your slave meathod is perfect, don't forget about the Mighty Khan armies who think they can travel at the speed of the sun's light to my empire. These are all empty threats, And it seems right now the only real threat is the Oman empire is at the possibility of going to war with the Marukians to gain back their lands, ofcourse this can be all avoided IF the the Marukian diplomat came, and then came up with a peaceful agreement.

The Roman Diplomat has been crying about his religion as he is surely against christians in slavery, but if the Marukians sell their own citizens for slaves for a profit, shouldn't they be considered evil in their own ways? The Oman Empire has been saying both possibilities of this outcome, and none of them involve the Pathetic armies of the Khan making a many years march, bypassing every one lands, and expecting for them to hold my lands for more? All these christains do is throw empty threats.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The Roman ambassador whispers something to his aide.

Oman, I feel sorry for you. I have ordered my assistant to fetch you a Roman tutor. He will teach you in the subjects of Rhetoric, Political Theory, Diplomacy, Philosophy, History, and also give you a refresher on reasoning in general. I'll ask that he teach you Latin and Greek as well, to give you a well rounded education.

Lastly, if you will just convert to the proper faith, I may be able to sit at the same table as you and have a fruitful conversation.

[Thermal]

Ahhh yes, The mighty barbaric Khans, We welcome you to travel this far, with your weak armies, to try to attack mine, We will be here, waiting, Please do. Send all of your armies to try to enslave our people, They will be destroyed withen an eye blink.

The Omani's diplomat went silent for alittle.

Oh... that's right Barbarian... you have no way to come to our lands. So easy for you to make Empty threats when you KNOW you can't make them? The stupid barbarians think of their actions first, and fail to plan once more again. Hopefully your christain masters will soon convert you, and teach you how to do labor work for their citizins. due to the fact that the Barbarian's have a very little brain.

the kypchak sees how the ignorant oman didnt take note of what he said and replies...

me threaten to enslve your peoples? hardly, i seem to remember it was you who said that if we were closer by it would be US you would enslave, which is qute proposterous! im mearly bit back in a similiar fashion, need i sink to your low leval, you think your high and mighty, when the only thing your high on is childish bickering and activity! do not again speak to me while your in such a futile state!
(also redone my+africas turn, and i refused egypts offer of trade rights , they shalln't b any makurians butts 4 a while yet )

[Merlox]

A Roman tutor... you mean a Roman Assassin? Send your damn tutors to your neighbor in need the Khans, they could use it more. As they have a shot short-term memory, "perhaps your people would make great slaves, be nice to see some 'civilized' omans grovel under a tyrant similar to yours"

Any ways, Enough of these empty threats. Right now we are faced with a larger situation than the Pope's Lap dog, The Roman Gladiators, and the Roman's pet dogs the Khans. Seeing that the Marukians refuse to do any thing. Hopefully words will reach them before swords do... hopefully

[Thermal]

[I]... Due to the fact that their intelligence rate are nearly close... But yes, If i was to ever go that far up north.. I'd prolly see the same Tribal likes in the Steppes..

He waited a few seconds, then laughed/

and you say i have short term memory!? you perfectly insinuate what you would do given half the chance, so make sure to add us to your 'hitlist' as i remember you saying, who will you and you horde of darkness impose upon next?

i speak well and have been educated to! i hear that when my first messenger arrived you had your face down into a bowl of food snoring! how cilvilzed! you need lessons in mannors and 'cilvilized' behavior! as do your entire race, if your the best represenative your peoples could find, then your peoples are in grave danger!

[Merlox]

The Omani's diplomat looked... rather not caring.

Yes... Then I gave you all grapes, wine, and beds... then yet... You're last diplomat was... just the same as you.. and now his head is cut off, and most likely put ontop of a pike while his body was fed to pigs and all.. Most likely where you will be going with your Khan. Yes.. how civilized is it to come to the host's meeting, and then saying you will be enslaving them... very... .... never mind, Considering the fact that you wish to keep this pathetic attempt to threaten the Trade Empire due to the fact that of a trade that has been going on for a very long time... is not only rude, but disgusting. So... I wish you a farewell, You will be escorted back to a mule for your trip back home, and a messege being sent that relations between the two empires has been worstened, and to please send another diplomat, or the khan himself, to try to repair the damage as you and your last diplomat did. As I said though, Our very kind Elite Mamluk will find you to your new mule... Farewell,

Four of the Elite Mamluk would start attempt to "politely" escort him to his new mule.

Any ways... I can not let the Great and Wise Imam see of this poor excuse of diplomats, You all that remain will see the very last of the Great Imam. He will be replacing me until.... the end.

The Omani's Diplomat sighed, watching the 4 very heavy armed and armored Mamluk's escort him out.

[Thermal]

The Omani's diplomat looked... rather not caring.

Yes... Then I gave you all grapes, wine, and beds... then yet... You're last diplomat was... just the same as you.. and now his head is cut off, and most likely put ontop of a pike while his body was fed to pigs and all.. Most likely where you will be going with your Khan. Yes.. how civilized is it to come to the host's meeting, and then saying you will be enslaving them... very... .... never mind, Considering the fact that you wish to keep this pathetic attempt to threaten the Trade Empire due to the fact that of a trade that has been going on for a very long time... is not only rude, but disgusting. So... I wish you a farewell, You will be escorted back to a mule for your trip back home, and a messege being sent that relations between the two empires has been worstened, and to please send another diplomat, or the khan himself, to try to repair the damage as you and your last diplomat did. As I said though, Our very kind Elite Mamluk will find you to your new mule... Farewell,

Four of the Elite Mamluk would start attempt to "politely" escort him to his new mule.

Any ways... I can not let the Great and Wise Imam see of this poor excuse of diplomats, You all that remain will see the very last of the Great Imam. He will be replacing me until.... the end.

The Omani's Diplomat sighed, watching the 4 very heavy armed and armored Mamluk's escort him out.

the kypchak cares little aswell...

i really couldnt care less anymore, were we not going to hold our meeting at constantiople now instead?, your invitation out of this hell holes a welcome, and my khan has been sending letters advising me on what to say, i think i will be treated little like the previous messenger, seeing as the khan himself hates your obscene nation, say what you like about my last messenger, he may of been fed to the pigs, but it seems that you'll recieve much worse torture, arent you worried that the romans plan to lob you arms and head off all in due time you will crumble and die as will your nation and old madden leader, i will take my leave now, im sorry to all other diplomats who have been forced out of discussion with me, ill be travelling to constantiple, i hope i can find your council there roman brother, instead of his hellhole

[Askthepizzaguy]

You and any other diplomat are more than welcome in Rome, even my Muslim friends, even those who currently hate the Roman empire. So long as your negotiations are courteous and in good faith.

[Merlox]

The Omani's diplomat smirked
Well, The Roman Diplomat can decide for himself, For now We need to find a peaceful way for this, If Jerusalem and the Romans leave for sure, I would think that either they had given up on the kingdom of Marukia, Or they just want an excuse of war, and they have left.

He watched as each of the grabs a limb and CARRIES him out.

Yes!, These Numidian Mamluk are really worth the coin, I would please allow the christains to try them out, but they are far to aggressive to even try....

Then hears the romans.

I would reconsider, This is maybe the only table that every nation will come to... For the fact that you have stripped yourself of the Muslim friends you had, with insults.

[Chaotix]

The emissary of Jerusalem rises from his seat as well

"Indeed, I have had quite enough of our self-proclaimed "benevolent host" as well. Come friends, let us all leave this place and travel to Constantinople, where we can have a real diplomacy meeting, with a courteous host, instead of this joke of a diplomat."

The Latin diplomat then strides out of the room and the building, spitting on the doorstep as he passes it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The only Muslims I ever insulted were the ones who would laud the destruction of Makuria.

Perhaps we Christians are not so spineless and distrusting of one another to turn our backs on a friend and brother of the faith, and perhaps that makes us appear weak in your eyes, Oman.

But I will not stand here and allow my Christian brothers, indeed, brothers of ANY faith, to be besmirched by a tiny winged monkey like yourself.

As I said... any Muslim nations with polite diplomats are invited to Rome. Should the Omani messenger boy apologize, we may even invite him.

The Roman delegation, and the Latin delegation, and apparently the Kypchak delegation, and any other nation who would like to have formal and sincere proceedings, you are welcome to join us in Constantinople.

Looks at Quttub

I am sure you would not wish to join us, but the invitation stands. When you can tolerate no more of this clown, we will not sneer at all if you should join OUR table.

Looks at the Caliph's messenger, and the other Muslim delegates

Fare thee well... but remember that you have not lived until you have seen the splendor and majesty of Rome. I will personally oversee the banquet that awaits your arrival.

Exeunt, Roman and Latin delegations

[Merlox]

The Omani's diplomat laughs.

Just because of the attempts of murder failed, the such, I will not stop you, but you are basicly choosing the fate of the Marukian people. So, farewell Jerusalem, You leave the table that is trying to solve the things peacefully through christian and Muslims alike.

Not once have i said the destruction, I have only said to claim back our lands, but pigs like yourself want more, taunting the GCC to war, which i will not accept, so please do leave, It was a mistake that Muslim and Christain diplomats sat at one table and tried to discuss things, It is certainly impossible to resolve things peacefully with the Infidels....

Now... Since that all of the Islamic Diplomats at the table... We will discuss the things about what may happen, Ofcourse, the Diplomats of the quiet Antioch and the Georgians are still welcomed to here. We have many things to discuss with you two. It is obvious that the Hindu diplomat will come to this meeting. So yes. The Ghorid Empire, We do have a deal for you, And the Ghazies, we are still awaiting for the response. Please contact me privately for the deal.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

The Abbasid Ambassador shakes his head and says with a tired voice..

People lets just calm down!
This is a place where we should work and find diplomatic solutions to our problems!
This should not be the place to start some of them!
You are all diplomats and we do not need your personal opinions about our states relations!

These maps I have given to all of you were just to show you the current state of who owns what!
And thats all!

Also.. All the regions the Caliphate have recently gained they have done it through diplomacy and without any threats! If there are someone who do not believe that then they can ask from the ambassadors of the Turks and the Sindhs if it's true. It is most disturbing that we are called 'robbers' or even worse than that by people who should represent their nations!

If the Caliphate would be so terrible and run by 'robbers' then we would've attacked the Kingdom of Antioch for not agreeing to give us the province we asked. But instead of that we understand their reasons not to give it and we respect it. The Abbasid Caliphate is run by peace loving people and the Confederation was created for defensive and trade purposes if this was unclear to someone!

The Members of the Confederation can expect all the support by the other Members! This means military support if they are attacked or financial aid if they need to improve their trade buildings!

We are forgiving people. SO we will forget the insults against us and offer the chance to start this meeting all over again.

Turning to the ambassador of Oman..

And we shall talk in private!

[Merlox]

The Omani's diplomat sighed.

I am sad to see them leave, but also happy, The Great Imam will be expected to land in the port city Sur in a matter of time.. I can not have him be brought up to such insults of an empire, If he wishes to be open of every possible outcome.

The Great Imam will give an anouncment, for to all of you that are still here, then he will pull each Islamic Diplomat to the side and discuss more important matters to each of them. He says these matters are the most important, and must be done before the "End."

He is unclear about the Romans, Jerusalem, and Kyphchek diplomats pulling out, Due to the fact that Islamish people have been doing it for many years now... He will make his annoucement to the Islamish diplomats and what is left of the Christian diplomats.. We welcome Both Kingdom of Antioch and Kingdom of Georgia to stay.

The Omani's diplomat tries to smile.

[luigithepizzaman]

'turkish diplomat gets reading to read out some intresting news'

we regret to inform members of the GCC that we the turkish sultante is leaveing, many reasons make this an easy choice for the sultan we will have protection from the east and will not be dragged into a war with any christains.

Because of this i have offered allience to the following factions
ERE
Armedia
georgia
kingdom of jersulam

[Ferret]

The Prince of Antioch looks pleased at this announcement, and nods to the Turk.

[Ibn-Khaldun]

Abbasid Emissary looks towards the Turkish Emissary ans says..

This shall not be forgotten! You really think that they will welcome among themselves? Soon you will be torn into peaces by those new 'friends' of yours! Watch my words! From this day on I can not call you a True Muslim and a follower of the Islam! This saddens the Caliph very much!