A New EB Tavern

[Hooahguy]

well, after 7.5 hours, i finally finished downloading the company of heroes demo!
yay.....
damn the 1.5 gig demos...

[AlexanderSextus]

Look for it. its a Vertigo comic. Its nuts. Manhattan gets cut off from power and heat...but they help themselves by putting solar panels on some buildings... and some parts of the city get like an Hr. of power a day.... People without power resorted to cutting down trees in central park for heat, and the "old" Central Park Zoo started its own (literally) underground growing initiative, where they started growing tons of bamboo to supply ppl with firewood.


The US govt kills lots of people by bombing downtown Manhattan. Most of Manhattan is controlled by local militia, where things are usually kept stable like now, unless you are an outsider, which means you WILL be shot, unless you are an ally of the
FSA. its a really good comic.

Guess what, i dont even READ COMICS like dat.

[Megas Methuselah]

The US govt kills lots of people by bombing downtown Manhattan. Most of Manhattan is controlled by local militia, where things are usually kept stable like now, unless you are an outsider, which means you WILL be shot, unless you are an ally of the
FSA. its a really good comic.

Holy sh*t... I didn't even read your other post about the comic, because when the word "comic book" came up, I just skipped right by it. But this kind of comic, whoa, that's heavy stuff man. That's the kind of fiction I'm into, big political sh*tholes.

I'm getting 2 of my "wisdom teeth" extracted

HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Just last week, the dentist told me all my wisdom teeth came out nice and straight. Noting that all my other teeth were all good, too, the dentist chuckled and told me this happens with like 3 or 4 percent of the population.

Heh heh, have lots of fun with the dentist, eh?!

@TCV: So, uh, dude... is there any slight possibility that, say, uh, you'll give me back my lost balloon...?

[||Lz3||]

HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Just last week, the dentist told me all my wisdom teeth came out nice and straight. Noting that all my other teeth were all good, too, the dentist chuckled and told me this happens with like 3 or 4 percent of the population.

you lucky son of a "beach" <.< that's why I'll assasinate you in the interactive camapaign

a friend also had all his wisdom tooth without any problems ...


those comics look relly interesting actually but... is there an online version or something? cuz I dont live in the states <.< (nor canada)

[Hooahguy]

i just finished the CoH tutorial- IT PWNS!!!!!!!!!!!
CANT WAIT UNTIL I GET THE REAL THING!
but for now, its onto combat arms.....

[||Lz3||]

what's CoH about? honestly since I got COD4 and then GTA4 and then EB I though I had it all in games for this year (I' dying to play MGS4 though)

[Rilder]

what's CoH about? honestly since I got COD4 and then GTA4 and then EB I though I had it all in games for this year (I' dying to play MGS4 though)

Company of heroes is ok, though if your like me and don't like playing online then it gets a bit repetitive.

[Che Roriniho]

Company of heroes is ok, though if your like me and don't like playing online then it gets a bit repetitive.

I can't agree with you there. the sheer madness of the level with the 3 bridges, the horror of NOrmandy, everything. As PCGUK said, it's quite possibly the finest RTS ever made. and I agree with them.

[General Appo]

Puh, finally finished with my AAR update. Man, these things get harder everytime.

[The Celtic Viking]

@TCV: So, uh, dude... is there any slight possibility that, say, uh, you'll give me back my lost balloon...?

Sure there is: ask me after crazy hot, passionate, no-strings-attached sex.

[||Lz3||]

I can't agree with you there. the sheer madness of the level with the 3 bridges, the horror of NOrmandy, everything. As PCGUK said, it's quite possibly the finest RTS ever made. and I agree with them.

so... its another WWII game? <.<

e... no thanks If I can't have a reflex scope and my beloved MP5N I wont play that game

oh shit... in 2 hours I go to the frikin dentist

[Megas Methuselah]

*TCV comes back to the tavern after a ruthless, crazy-assed party at a gay bar, and afterwards staying at a dude's house all night*


LMAO!!!! So, uh, how 'bout that balloon?


EDIT: LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMAO!!!!!!!

OMG, I just read Lz3's post above, and he's at the dentist at this very moment!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! Ah, the poor dude. Heh heh...
Sorry, man... It's just so FUNNY!!!

Btw, I'm really looking forward to our shiny CoH badges, but they're sure taking their time coming to us, aren't they?

[The Celtic Viking]

Ah, so you wish to stay anonymous? Haven't really come out of the closet yet? Don't worry, I won't say anything.

Here's your balloon, sir:

By the way, contrary to Lz3, I would want to go to the dentist. My teeth are perfect, and my dentist is a bloody fox!

[Che Roriniho]

Ah, so you wish to stay anonymous? Haven't really come out of the closet yet? Don't worry, I won't say anything.

Here's your balloon, sir:

By the way, contrary to Lz3, I would want to go to the dentist. My teeth are perfect, and my dentist is a bloody fox!

Please explain further your choise of the word 'fox'. Does that mean he is:

a) a cunning little swine
b) an utterly gorgeous woman (or man, if that's how you swing.)
c) looks like a fox
d) supports Leister City football club?

You have 2 lives left: you can phone a friend or go 50:50.

[Megas Methuselah]

(or man, if that's how you swing.)

[General Appo]

Theoretically, he could also have a member of the actual species of fox as dentist, even though that would be highly unorthodox and the fox would most likely be unlicensed, making the entire thing rather illegal.

[Megas Methuselah]

I would imagine a fox-dentist would know only how to treat fangs.


EDIT: A whore horse, on the other hand...

[The Celtic Viking]

Please explain further your choise of the word 'fox'. Does that mean he is:

a) a cunning little swine
b) an utterly gorgeous woman (or man, if that's how you swing.)
c) looks like a fox
d) supports Leister City football club?

You have 2 lives left: you can phone a friend or go 50:50.

Well, I don't know her (because it is a her, not a him) well enough to know if d) is true or not, but based on her gender, origin and the impression I've got of her, I'd say it's unlikely enough to exclude it. So we've got a), b) and c) left. These are the tricky ones, and I'll have to phone a friend.

*Calls friend*

Okay, my friend seems fairly certain that it's not a), as I'd be far more likely to say something along the lines of "smartass" or "intellectually superior" than fox, which one depending on my own, personal bias. So, it's b) or c). However, if c) was true, I would most likely say just that: "she looks like a fox", which I didn't. Therefore, I must conclude that "b) an utterly gorgeous woman" is the correct answer.

And yes, that is my final answer.

*Holds my thumbs*

[Che Roriniho]

Well, I don't know her (because it is a her, not a him) well enough to know if d) is true or not, but based on her gender, origin and the impression I've got of her, I'd say it's unlikely enough to exclude it. So we've got a), b) and c) left. These are the tricky ones, and I'll have to phone a friend.

*Calls friend*

Okay, my friend seems fairly certain that it's not a), as I'd be far more likely to say something along the lines of "smartass" or "intellectually superior" than fox, which one depending on my own, personal bias. So, it's b) or c). However, if c) was true, I would most likely say just that: "she looks like a fox", which I didn't. Therefore, I must conclude that "b) an utterly gorgeous woman" is the correct answer.

And yes, that is my final answer.

*Holds my thumbs*

And you are.... Wrong, as she is actually a fox in disguise. You go home with nothing, not even your own self pride. Hard luck.

Oh, and is it just me or is Methusaleh finding absalutely EVERYTHING hilarious. Barman, get that man a cider. Your harshest leg-bender please. Cheers, Meths!

[||Lz3||]

hell I just came back <.<

My mouth wil be swollen for a week and I can't speak for 2 hours... I can only drink stuff for the next 24 hrs >.> and I have a frikin icebag besides my mouth...

NOT pleasant at all...even if the dentist was a hot fox...*


*woman... the dentist I went to is a guy bout 49 years <.<

[Che Roriniho]

hell I just came back <.<

My mouth wil be swollen for a week and I can't speak for 2 hours... I can only drink stuff for the next 24 hrs >.> and I have a frikin icebag besides my mouth...

NOT pleasant at all...even if the dentist was a hot fox...*


*woman... the dentist I went to is a guy bout 49 years <.<

Well, if you swing that way...

Incidently, you're cheeks are gonna be dead puffed out, so you won't be needing that... HELMET! *steals*

[General Appo]

What´s up with all this stealing? I though we agreed not to steal stuff (yeah okay, that was probably like 8 months ago, but still). Take your stealing to the Tech forum, Bovi is always up for a good stealing game.

[Ibrahim]

well, LZ3, dentists might be bad, but nothing beatsa the S*** out of being caught in a rainstorm...still trying to dry up, 1 hr after the event.

besides, what's with the talk about bovi, Appo?

[General Appo]

Uhhhh... he hangs around in the tech section and is a bigass mod that will eat your babies and do your wife while getting his beauty sleep at the same time?

[Rilder]

I can't agree with you there. the sheer madness of the level with the 3 bridges, the horror of NOrmandy, everything. As PCGUK said, it's quite possibly the finest RTS ever made. and I agree with them.

If your talking about storyline missions, then your talking on death ears, I don't play storyline missions.

Usually I'm like that the first few days after I get a game, then I sort of done everything and start noticing the problems more then the features.

Edit:

On Dentists: I'm racist against them.

[Ibrahim]

Uhhhh... he hangs around in the tech section and is a bigass mod that will eat your babies and do your wife while getting his beauty sleep at the same time?

having been there, i see no evidence that anyone who eats babies and doing wives. maybe a drink could loosen you up?

[Che Roriniho]

If your talking about storyline missions, then your talking on death ears, I don't play storyline missions.

*irish accent*

well, dat will be woi ye'r not gettin de full effect, as it were...

[General Appo]

having been there, i see no evidence that anyone who eats babies and doing wives. maybe a drink could loosen you up?

Idiot, of course he doesn´t leave any evidence, that´s why they call him Bovi.
And yes, as long as it´s one you, a drink would loosen me up. Barkeep, you serve anything over 60%?

[Che Roriniho]

Idiot, of course he doesn´t leave any evidence, that´s why they call him Bovi.
And yes, as long as it´s one you, a drink would loosen me up. Barkeep, you serve anything over 60%?

bah, hogwash. you got any absinthe? give Appo some, on me, he sounds like he needs it.

[Rilder]

*irish accent*

well, dat will be woi ye'r not gettin de full effect, as it were...

I don't play the campaigns because I don't like following a scripted story.

"But I want to go here and do this"

Game: "SCREW YOU, DO WHAT I TELL YOU"