A rant against Texas

[Strike For The South]

Come on, be a champ. Whip some hot college chicks into the kitchen to bake you a great meal afterwards. All your problems solved.


Obviously, just like you, I couldn't go a day without the blessings of barbequed meat drowned in some hot sauce or another.

My mummy doesn't cook mexican lol. The girls are nice to fool with but I really haven't found one I can stand to be around when the skirt goes past her knee

Italian is my favorite food. My grandma pretty much taught me how to cook great food so I can make it wherever I live.

BTW, strike, my econ 351 professor taught at Texas Tech for a while... he said Lubbock is in the middle of no where.

There are only two things to do in lubbock