Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Questions accepted in "Dear Abby" fashion. Answers may be humorous, delayed, or verbally abusive as time/mood allows.

[Strike For The South]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal

Were you happy with last weeks results in Dallas?

[Reverend Joe]

Dear Right-Wing reactionary Neanderthal?

Where do you get off calling yourself a Neanderthal?! What, you think that you're less civilized than me?! You right-wingers are nothing but a bunch of effete intellectual windbags with no basis in reality! I'm the neanderthal, not you!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal

Were you happy with last weeks results in Dallas?

Dear unsigned:

Absolutely! You have to admire entrepeneurship like those Lone Star folk were displaying! Link






















...oh, if you meant the Red River War, then I say the Good Guys won. Hook 'em!!!!

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Right-Wing reactionary Neanderthal?

Where do you get off calling yourself a Neanderthal?! What, you think that you're less civilized than me?! You right-wingers are nothing but a bunch of effete intellectual windbags with no basis in reality! I'm the neanderthal, not you!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Dear Reverand Cro-Magnon:

Cheese it! Your knuckles don't even drag when you hunch over, much less when you're just walking.

[Big_John]

Dear RWRN,

Why are Sarah Palin and Elizabeth Hasselbeck the best you can do in terms of female proponents of your cause?

[Proletariat]

It's not like either have much serious competition against Whoopi, Rosie O'Donnel or Hillary. Pretty much a wash.

[Vladimir]

Dear RWRN,

Why are Sarah Palin and Elizabeth Hasselbeck the best you can do in terms of female proponents of your cause?

Jessica Simpson loves President Bush

[Koga No Goshi]

Dear Right Wing Neanderthal,

Where can I file an intellectual property suit against you for copying me?!

Left Wing Berkeley Liberal

[Big_John]

Dear Left Wing Berkeley Liberal,

Try contacting the ACLU, crunchy.

[KarlXII]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal,

Why are you so awesome?

Signed,

Delicious Candy.

[Strike For The South]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal,

Why are you so awesome?

Signed,

Delicious Candy.

hehehehehheehhehe

[Csargo]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal,

Why am I here?

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Right Wing Neanderthal,

Where can I file an intellectual property suit against you for copying me?!

Left Wing Berkeley Liberal

Dear Limp Liberal:

Pretty much in any court -- your crew owns most of them.

Now how about you give us a rousing rendition of "L'Internationale?"

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal,

Why am I here?

Dear Existential:

To love and serve the Lord, who loves you too. You might want to get in a round of golf or three also.

[seireikhaan]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neandarthal,

Why does God hate Barack Obama?

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear RWRN,

Why are Sarah Palin and Elizabeth Hasselbeck the best you can do in terms of female proponents of your cause?

Dear "I use the adjective because I'm overcompensating" John:


I might say that most of our good conservative ladies are home with their kids, you know, the consevative classic of "kirke, kirche, und kinder."

But that'd miss out on such lovelies as Kirkpatrick, Thatcher, and Kay Bailey Hutchinson.

Besides, you forgot the entire bevy of broadcast angels over at Fox News -- We report, you need a dry towel and a cigarette.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal,

Why are you so awesome?

Signed,

Delicious Candy.

Dear DC:

I do NOT want to see your candy. That incident NEVER HAPPENED. But, er, thanks for the kind thoughts.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neandarthal,

Why does God hate Barack Obama?

Dear unsigned lord of makais:


While I don't presume to know the mind of the Almighty, I would guess that God does NOT hate Barack Obama -- but loves him and just hopes that he will exercise that greatest of gifts, free will, and seek reconciliation.

Fortunately, McCain's careful work with Pat Robertson means that God is on Johnny's side now, so Gott mit Uns and we shall prevail -- at least on the 700 club.

[Koga No Goshi]

Dear Right Wing Neanderthal,

My friend, who is a new Orgah, wants to know what are the criteria that let new users enter or view or post in the Backroom area? He asked me and I had no idea that it was invisible to new members, and I see no rules posted about what the qualifications are to get in.

Signed,
Raging Against the Machine

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Rage:

Are you sure this is a friend? A friend who you would expose to this fest?

Very well. My understanding is that, as with access to the Gameroom, the Mods of the Backroom can toggle access to "on" once they determine that the individual would be no more vexing than DevDave or Tribesy.

Oh what a high bar we set....


Have him toss a PM to the right cowl.

[Yoyoma1910]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal,



My wife is French.








Should I get a divorce.


Signed,
Lazy in Lousy-ANA

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear LAzy violin fetishist:

Courtesy of their new Prez, the frogs aren't quite the hated enemy of yesteryear. So, if she's a Parissiene, you may still have to toss her out on her ear. We'll play nice with the others at least for now though.

Can she cook?

[KukriKhan]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal,

Where have all the young men gone, long time passing?

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal,

Where have all the young men gone, long time passing?

Dear Older than Dirt knifelord:

That particular Round states gone for soldiers no? What next? Spouting passages from "Joe Hill" or lamenting the stupid dove sleeping off a long wingover on some dune somewhere?

Stuff and Piffle!

Give me George C. Patton and a good hard slap around. Hold 'em by the nose and.....

[Yoyoma1910]

Dear RWRN,



No. She can't cook worth a puddle of mud. But what does it mater, I'm a good part cajun. I can cook anything that ever lived. As long as I have a pabst or shlitz to help it down.


P.S. Her father has more broken down cars in his yard than anyone I know. With hogs and chickens running around in them. And a couple of pitbulls.



Signed,

Where's my shrimp boot at.

[KarlXII]

Dear RWRN,

Why does George Bush hate black people?

Signed,

A concerned jelly baby.

[CountArach]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal

Will you guys ever do anything right?

[Banquo's Ghost]

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal

I must protest in the strongest possible manner about your claim. You are clearly a fifth column liberal masquerading for some devilish purpose.

All true right-wing reactionaries, neanderthalensis or erectus, are grammar and spelling nazis. Pedantry and nit-picking are the staple of our fine traditions, lest the corruption of new ideas pollute the bodily fluids of our sainted children.

You reveal yourself as a socialist by the spelling mistake in your thread title. Refusing to follow draconian and inflexible rules proves that you actually hate freedom. My upper lip would barely register a tremble if I were to learn of your employment as a member of the media.

Therefore, my question is: May I borrow your sequinned ball gown tonight as Arthur is coming round to play "Public School Memories" and I am nanny?

Your obedient servant (in turn)

Colonel Outrage

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Dear RWRN,



No. She can't cook worth a puddle of mud. But what does it mater, I'm a good part cajun. I can cook anything that ever lived. As long as I have a pabst or shlitz to help it down.


P.S. Her father has more broken down cars in his yard than anyone I know. With hogs and chickens running around in them. And a couple of pitbulls.



Signed,

Where's my shrimp boot at.

Dear shrimp booter:


'tit Boudreau docked it next to Tibadeaux's pee-rogue. Said he left the keys under the seat cushion.