Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal

**Yoyoma1910** · 10-17-2008, 04:22

Dear RWRN,

No. She can't cook worth a puddle of mud. But what does it mater, I'm a good part cajun. I can cook anything that ever lived. As long as I have a pabst or shlitz to help it down.

P.S. Her father has more broken down cars in his yard than anyone I know. With hogs and chickens running around in them. And a couple of pitbulls.

Signed,

Where's my shrimp boot at.

**KarlXII** · 10-17-2008, 04:24

Dear RWRN,

Why does George Bush hate black people?

Signed,

A concerned jelly baby.

**CountArach** · 10-17-2008, 07:22

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal

Will you guys ever do anything right?

**Banquo's Ghost** · 10-17-2008, 07:56

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal

I must protest in the strongest possible manner about your claim. You are clearly a fifth column liberal masquerading for some devilish purpose.

All true right-wing reactionaries, neanderthalensis or erectus, are grammar and spelling nazis. Pedantry and nit-picking are the staple of our fine traditions, lest the corruption of new ideas pollute the bodily fluids of our sainted children.

You reveal yourself as a socialist by the spelling mistake in your thread title. Refusing to follow draconian and inflexible rules proves that you actually hate freedom. My upper lip would barely register a tremble if I were to learn of your employment as a member of the media.

Therefore, my question is: May I borrow your sequinned ball gown tonight as Arthur is coming round to play "Public School Memories" and I am nanny?

Your obedient servant (in turn)

Colonel Outrage

**Seamus Fermanagh** · 10-17-2008, 13:39

Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neanderthal

I must protest in the strongest possible manner about your claim. You are clearly a fifth column liberal masquerading for some devilish purpose.

All true right-wing reactionaries, neanderthalensis or erectus, are grammar and spelling nazis. Pedantry and nit-picking are the staple of our fine traditions, lest the corruption of new ideas pollute the bodily fluids of our sainted children.

You reveal yourself as a socialist by the spelling mistake in your thread title. Refusing to follow draconian and inflexible rules proves that you actually hate freedom. My upper lip would barely register a tremble if I were to learn of your employment as a member of the media.

Therefore, my question is: May I borrow your sequinned ball gown tonight as Arthur is coming round to play "Public School Memories" and I am nanny?

Your obedient servant (in turn)

Colonel Outrage

Herr Oberst:

I am but a humble columnist on a web-site devoted to conquering the past; trying to appeal both to the grammar pedantries of the WFB fan club and the bitter clingers of PA. Sometimes you have to throw a mis-spelled sop to the other side or a quick "stuff and piffle" to the old money crowd.

On the core subjects -- unrestricted weapons ownership, regressive taxation, rampant militarism, and virulent cultural elitism -- I am a true son of my stone age ancestors (note, all such ancestral memories and evidence were carefully included as rich background by the Creator during the workup about 10k years back -- HE thinks of everything).

~~Sequined ball gown? Good God man, do you think me THAT passe? I haven't had a frock with that much extra frippery since~~....Sorry for you and Arty, but I have no idea what you;re talking about.

**Koga No Goshi** · 10-18-2008, 03:34

Dear Right Wing Reactionary Neanderthal

Tell the truth. Fascism: sexy or not?

Left Wing Berkeley Liberal

**Reverend Joe** · 10-18-2008, 04:24

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal,

Why does AC/DC rock so much? And why can't I stop spamming?

**Seamus Fermanagh** · 10-18-2008, 18:01

Originally Posted by Koga No Goshi

Dear Right Wing Reactionary Neanderthal

Tell the truth. Fascism: sexy or not?

Left Wing Berkeley Liberal

You want the truth?

**Seamus Fermanagh** · 10-17-2008, 13:31

Originally Posted by CountArach

Dear Right-Wing Reactionary Neaderthal

Will you guys ever do anything right?

Dear directionally confused:

WE are the Right, and we are RIGHT, so doing things right comes very naturally. You folks can have what's Left.

**Seamus Fermanagh** · 10-17-2008, 13:29

Originally Posted by SwedishFish

Dear RWRN,

Why does George Bush hate black people?

Signed,

A concerned jelly baby.

Dear Jelly-Belly:

Thanks for the smile. After 8 glorious years with uncle Ron in the oval, jellie beans of all sorts invoke fond memories.

How could you think that George Bush (41 or 43) hate black people? Neither of them know very many of "those" people, so why would they waste emotional angst over it? There are far more important things to focus on, like hand-holding with members of the Saud family.

**Seamus Fermanagh** · 10-17-2008, 13:12

Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910

Dear RWRN,

No. She can't cook worth a puddle of mud. But what does it mater, I'm a good part cajun. I can cook anything that ever lived. As long as I have a pabst or shlitz to help it down.

P.S. Her father has more broken down cars in his yard than anyone I know. With hogs and chickens running around in them. And a couple of pitbulls.

Signed,

Where's my shrimp boot at.

Dear shrimp booter:

'tit Boudreau docked it next to Tibadeaux's pee-rogue. Said he left the keys under the seat cushion.