Dear Texan

**Hosakawa Tito** · 10-23-2008, 03:55

Dear Texan,
Is it true you were the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll?

**Samurai Waki** · 10-23-2008, 04:56

Dear Texan,

Why do fat women wear tight clothes, and why do thin women refuse to take off their clothes?

Sincerely,
A People Watcher.

**Csargo** · 10-23-2008, 06:37

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**Strike For The South** · 10-23-2008, 18:26

Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito

Dear Texan,
Is it true you were the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll?

I would have never taken a shot at JFK. He was to close to Texans!

Originally Posted by Wakizashi

Dear Texan,

Why do fat women wear tight clothes, and why do thin women refuse to take off their clothes?

Sincerely,
A People Watcher.

Well sir what do you consider fat? I myself like some curves.

Just fall back on the old adage. Women are evil that answers most of my questions.

**Yoyoma1910** · 10-23-2008, 21:35

Dear Texan,

When I was a young boy my mother took us to the A&P, there we encountered a man who almost ingested "quiche." However, just before taking a bite of thefree sample he had lifted up, the gentleman questioned the server as towards the food's identity. Upon being told that it was, indeed, a "quiche", he returned it back on the table, and informed the woman,

"Ma'am, I'm from _Somewhere_ Texas, and in _Somewhere_ Texas real men do not let 'Quiche' touch their lips."

Is this true? And what does "quiche" actually taste like? It sounds like a fancy baked omelet to me, personally.

Signed,
Your Swampland Neighbor

**Strike For The South** · 10-24-2008, 00:40

Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910

Dear Texan,

When I was a young boy my mother took us to the A&P, there we encountered a man who almost ingested "quiche." However, just before taking a bite of thefree sample he had lifted up, the gentleman questioned the server as towards the food's identity. Upon being told that it was, indeed, a "quiche", he returned it back on the table, and informed the woman,

"Ma'am, I'm from _Somewhere_ Texas, and in _Somewhere_ Texas real men do not let 'Quiche' touch their lips."

Is this true? And what does "quiche" actually taste like? It sounds like a fancy baked omelet to me, personally.

Signed,
Your Swampland Neighbor

Dear Cajun,

Quiche is French and as we all know the French (who are girls) and then Texans (who are men) have a long standing feud over who is the best. So I am glad this man did not succumb to there horrid mind control. Hopefully he procreated with some of your cajun women as to dilute the French blood on this side of the pond.

**Samurai Waki** · 10-23-2008, 23:06

Originally Posted by Strike For The South

Well sir what do you consider fat? I myself like some curves.

Just fall back on the old adage. Women are evil that answers most of my questions.

Dear Texan,

Of Course all real men like some curves in women, I was actually implying the women who weigh 180 lbs or more.

**Strike For The South** · 10-24-2008, 00:43

Originally Posted by Wakizashi

Dear Texan,

Of Course all real men like some curves in women, I was actually implying the women who weigh 180 lbs or more.

Dear W,

Women are evil.

**Koga No Goshi** · 10-24-2008, 21:38

Dear Texan,

Does merely interacting with Your August Presence through the internet automatically qualify me for sex with pretty much anyone I want for a period of no less than three years?

LWBL

**Strike For The South** · 10-24-2008, 21:57

Originally Posted by Koga No Goshi

Dear Texan,

Does merely interacting with Your August Presence through the internet automatically qualify me for sex with pretty much anyone I want for a period of no less than three years?

LWBL

Dear LWBL,

Usually but I dont know, You're pretty ugly