I would probably want to meet Hannibal Barca. Stand in front of him look him in the eyes, and bitch slap the Phoenician out of him. When he or his guards try anything funny Ill take out the AK and shoot Hanny in the knee and tell him this is how crazy Caucasians role. Then run as fast as I can back to the time machine and get my Armenian as s out of there before the entire Carthaginian Empire comes looking for me. :)))))