Roll to Dodge: The Gem of Eternity [Concluded]

[landlubber]

I heal Diamondeye.

[ByzantineKnight]

I use secret massage techniques to immobilize the boss monster's muscles from the inside

[Diamondeye]

In order to avoid the grizzly fate of being swallowed by the Boss Monster, I hurry up and eat myself first!

[Chaotix]

I take art classes to learn how to convert pain into NEGATIVE MENTAL ENERGY.

[Joooray]

I start arguing with the Boss Monster and warn her that she will be grounded if she won't stop RIGHT NOW and let us go on in peace!

[Lord of Lent]

I pretend to be a female boss monster so I will be able to make him stop attacking us.

[Diamondeye]

((OOC: I feel that we are rightfully chosen for this task. Look at our professional approach until now ))

[Seon]

I heal Diamondeye.

5: Strap on some bandages (how did you do that with a...) and he's all fine.

I use secret massage techniques to immobilize the boss monster's muscles from the inside

You know no such technique, but feel that you have been given mercy, for you would have rolled a 2 if I decided to go through with this.

In order to avoid the grizzly fate of being swallowed by the Boss Monster, I hurry up and eat myself first!

3:You don't have ze guts, and you probably wouldn't have one literally if you don't do anything about the boss monster

Roll to Dodge! 3: Ooooow.

I take art classes to learn how to convert pain into NEGATIVE MENTAL ENERGY

1: You now have the ability to channel your happiness into POSITIVE MENTAL ENERGY which will heal all those zerglings demons and whatnot who are trying to defend their home and harm those evil nerds and allies who are trying to blow it up.

I start arguing with the Boss Monster and warn her that she will be grounded if she won't stop RIGHT NOW and let us go on in peace!

6: It's supereffective! The Boss Monster runs back home crying like an adolescent giant spider of level 54 she is.

I pretend to be a female boss monster so I will be able to make him stop attacking us.

4: Unfortunately she's quite gone now.

[Chaotix]

I channel the image of rainbows and lollipops into POSITIVE MENTAL ENERGY to create a FORCE FIELD OF HAPPINESS to defend the entire group of allies.

[Joooray]

Wohoo, my awesome parenting skills defeated the boss monster.

I use them again, by making the group of adventures advance to the next level of the castle. Come on people, don't lose the group. Everybody got a partner?

[Diamondeye]

I attempt to topple the tower so that we can easier each the top level, by bodyslamming the wall repeatedly.

[Seon]

I attempt to topple the tower so that we can easier each the top level, by bodyslamming the wall repeatedly.

Warning!

Doing so and succeeding may cause Class 4 Apocalypse.

[Diamondeye]

Warning!

Doing so and succeeding may cause Class 4 Apocalypse.

My orders stopped being sane long ago (were they ever?)

[Seon]

I channel the image of rainbows and lollipops into POSITIVE MENTAL ENERGY to create a FORCE FIELD OF HAPPINESS to defend the entire group of allies.

3: A dashing light of rainbows covers the entire group with holy aura, then kinda fizzles out.

I use them again, by making the group of adventures advance to the next level of the castle. Come on people, don't lose the group. Everybody got a partner

4: You drag and hurl them into the next level.

I attempt to topple the tower so that we can easier each the top level, by bodyslamming the wall repeatedly.

5: You topple the conveniently located Tower of Gold within the next level, unleashing............a mound of TREASURE!!!!!

I see if my new Boss Monster hands can do anything special.

6: It turns out that you can use it as a toaster. If lightsabers could be used to make toasts, that is.

I rocketpunch my way out of the boss monster and make my way back to the rest of the group

4: You clamber out of the boss monster's intestines and run off to the group.

[Chaotix]

I attempt to purge all of the darkness out of my body and split my ESSENCE into TWO LIGHT AND DARK HALVES.

[ByzantineKnight]

I learn sign language

[Diamondeye]

I qiuckly and smugly put all of the gold in my pocket before we continue upwards.

[Seon]

I attempt to purge all of the darkness out of my body and split my ESSENCE into TWO LIGHT AND DARK HALVES.

3: You purge all evil thoughts out of the body like a great boomerang, which returns you a second later.

I learn sign language

1: You lose your fingers. Now let's see how many signs you can make.

I qiuckly and smugly put all of the gold in my pocket before we continue upwards.

6: You get -100 encumberance penalty that I will be sure to enjoy myself with when you get attacked by that copy of the "Joooray dies at the end," which is now.

Roll to Dodge! 3-2= 1. It rips off your arm.

Oooh, ouch! But as a consolation, you find the Sword of Truth inside the pile of treasure.

I make toast

2: You swing your laser sword wildly midair, catching Byzantine Knight's fingers and turning it to ash.

I scold the two for not doing anything useful

5: You shoot them with a plasma bolt, motivating them for +1 in their next action.

[Diamondeye]

With my remaining arm, I wield the Sword of Truth and cut down Joooray.