Yep, let's continue that line of thought. That will help everyone!

so apparently she didn't think I was asking her out, and we then got into a (calm on my side, heated on hers)
and then:

why are girls such total ******* ********* piece of **** *******? why can't they have normal thought processes like sane human ******* beings? damnet there has to be some ******* rhyme or reason to it. if they aren't totally ******* insane then they are almost certainly ugly or fat. I'm about ready to skip the next 4 years of my life, maybe to where women behave like something other than a total psycho ***** every minute of the god **** mother ******* day.
Man, George Carlin used less curse words in his usual routines!