Quote Originally Posted by A Nerd View Post
Is Strike abusive toward you? I hope not! :O
He beats me with his belt when dinner's late.



A...a...and in...in...in bed he sometimes wants me to do certain...'things', foul things, things he knows I don't like and which no free chrisTIAN MAN OUGHT TO HAVE TO ENDURE YOU HEAR THAT STRIKE I WON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE TAKE IT EWLSEWHERE YOU NASTY BRUTE