Strike, I have found you a nice Jewish girl...

[Rhyfelwyr]

I cannot grow hardly any hair in the moustache area, for some reason.

And when did Husar become a mod?!

[Hooahguy]

Well, at least you accept the authority part.

Are we talking arranged marriage here or is there an option for strike to meet her first? If they break up and she blames Strike, who will have to leave the .org?

Yeah, they can meet, very few, if any, arranged marriages in the Jewish community anymore.

[Megas Methuselah]

Neither can I, unless the kinda fluff that grows on your belly counts when it grows on cheeks. we are still men. But we still ain't jewish, I don't have curly hair either, blond and blue eyes in fact, major disadvantage they think we have bad character for some reason, racists. I want Hooaguy's cousin but I don't know how

Hair dye. Perm. Suntan. Coloured contact lenses. Bodyhair and superglue for the berd. You must hold this disguise until the wedding night. Then you can ditch Hooah's family after that and leave the country, having enjoyed your reward.

[Hooahguy]

He can ditch, but I will hunt him down. There will nowhere he can hide.

[Megas Methuselah]

Buddy, you really shouldn't prostitute your female family members on a gaming forum. It's unethical.

[Fragony]

Buddy, you really shouldn't prostitute your female family members on a gaming forum. It's unethical.

I disagree it's convenient. And let's be honest deep inside we all want a hot 19 year old girl. Heh I said deep

Hooah, hand her over I promise I will only beat her when she's disobeying.

[Yoyoma1910]

Those damn Louisiana cajuns.

Wow. Thanks for expressing a lovely stereotype.


I'll have you know: A) My wife is French. B) My brother's wife is Hawaiian. C) My sister's baby daddy is Mexican. Also, none of my cousins married or dated each other.

[Beskar]

Wow. Thanks for expressing a lovely stereotype.


I'll have you know: A) My wife is French. B) My brother's wife is Hawaiian. C) My sister's baby daddy is Mexican. Also, none of my cousins married or dated each other.

You don't count. You lot aren't true Americans with red, white and blue blood running through you.

[Yoyoma1910]

You don't count. You lot aren't true Americans with red, white and blue blood running through you.

Buddy, I'm a Cajun. And just 'cause someone probably has no idea what my culture or ethnicity is, doesn't really make me happy for it to be mocked with jokes about incest.

I'm also a corpsman in the U.S. navy, so don't even start the patriotic prattle.

[Hax]

Wow. Thanks for expressing a lovely stereotype.

My apologies.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan of cajun culture. I think it's one of the most intriguing and purest traditions of the United States, and that's a positive thing.

[Yoyoma1910]

My apologies.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan of Cajun culture. I think it's one of the most intriguing and purest traditions of the United States, and that's a positive thing.

No worries. Just doing my duty to my people. I'm sure you too would have at least said something if someone here had made a similar accusation towards your culture.


...

I also don't really get the whole point of this whole thread, since not all Jewish girls only date Jewish men. I dated a couple. Of course, I can grow a pretty mean beard...

[Louis VI the Fat]

As coincidence would have it, both populations that have been the subject of this thread - (Ahskenazi) Jews and Cajuns - really do have (had) very high levels of inbreeding, and were formed from small founding populations.

As a result, both groups have high occurences of similar afflictions, notably Tay-Sachs, which is a near exclusive to Ashkenazi Jews and French-speaking North Americans.

[Hax]

No worries. Just doing my duty to my people. I'm sure you too would have at least said something if someone here had made a similar accusation towards your culture.

True, true. Laissez les bons temps rouler.

[Yoyoma1910]

As coincidence would have it, both populations that have been the subject of this thread - (Ahskenazi) Jews and Cajuns - really do have (had) very high levels of inbreeding, and were formed from small founding populations.

As a result, both groups have high occurences of similar afflictions, notably Tay-Sachs, which is a near exclusive to Ashkenazi Jews and French-speaking North Americans.

Yes well, thanks for the abandonment, continental.

Edit: you also forgot the Amish.

[Louis VI the Fat]

Abandonement? What abandonment? I, for one, have always tried my utmost to personally enrich the limited genepool of French Americans.


More seriouslsy, it is all not a matter of being incestuous hicks, but of limited founding populations and subsequent isolation. All Cajuns still are relatives of one another though. It can't be helped.

[Yoyoma1910]

Abandonement? What abandonment? I, for one, have always tried my utmost to personally enrich the limited genepool of French Americans.

And I likewise made it a point to re-enrich the depleted Continental French genepool with some old blood.


Edit:

That is true. Which I think is subconsciously or consciously why my siblings and I went outside the local population for our dating patterns.

[Hax]

You should all just go to Québec and have fun over there. I heard Montreal is nice, this time of snow. I mean year.

[Reverend Joe]

Damnit. My mother is Jewish, I was apparently properly circumcised, I've been to plenty of Seders, I can recite the Chanukah prayers phonetically even when totally ripped, I can read the crap out of whatever anyone puts in front of me, I can rock an epic beard and those freaky Jewish sideburn dreadlocks, and I'll believe any damn thing if there's a hot chick in the deal.

But I can't give up the ham steak. I'll give up bacon, I'll give up sausage, but I'd sooner face damnation than give up fried ham and eggs.

Plus I think Megadeth is better than Metallica. So I'm sure you would hate me forever even if I gave up the ham.

[Hooahguy]

Plus I think Megadeth is better than Metallica. So I'm sure you would hate me forever even if I gave up the ham.

Nah its cool bro. I would just skip the family reunions.

[Fragony]

As coincidence would have it, both populations that have been the subject of this thread - (Ahskenazi) Jews and Cajuns - really do have (had) very high levels of inbreeding, and were formed from small founding populations.

As a result, both groups have high occurences of similar afflictions, notably Tay-Sachs, which is a near exclusive to Ashkenazi Jews and French-speaking North Americans.

It isn't that hard to figure out, a nice jewish girl, and everybody had her

[Megas Methuselah]

You should all just go to Québec and have fun over there. I heard Montreal is nice, this time of snow. I mean year.

Oh yeah. Better than the USA, anyways. But that's not saying alot...

Nah its cool bro. I would just skip the family reunions.

Lol. I will remember that line, and use it myself sometime.

[Beskar]

Buddy, I'm a Cajun. And just 'cause someone probably has no idea what my culture or ethnicity is, doesn't really make me happy for it to be mocked with jokes about incest.

I'm also a corpsman in the U.S. navy, so don't even start the patriotic prattle.

My comment was tongue-in-cheek, making fun of the patriotic prattle. I am not even from the USA.

Also, all blood is red, white and blood anyway. Red blood cells (/w oxygen), White blood cells, the 'blue' red blood cells (/wo oxygen).

[Fragony]

Yeah it's true, I was really moved by Shakespear's 'The Merchant of Venice, and guess what when you stab them they really bleed. Poison experiment is pending. Antisemitism is so stupid.

[Ibrahim]

I think I'm circumcised, though. I got some things going for me, eh?

you think?

ok, here is my advice: go to wikipedia. look up the article on the relevent bodypart, and compare.

Threads like this make me glad we replaced circumcision with baptism.

makes me glad we don't have to do either*

*ok, a lot of Imams will swear by circumcision's prefereability, but really, its not fard. baptism is plain ol' forbidden

[Hooahguy]

Wait, Muslims dont circumcise?

[Ibrahim]

Wait, Muslims dont circumcise?

we do, but it's not really necessary: it's one of those sunna's everyone wants to follow, especially in Arab countries, even though, as I implied, some Imams describe is as a fard.

as a result, I, my dad, and well...every male in my family so far is circumcised. my dad in particular has similar opinions on uncircumcised people as King Saul did when it looked like he was going to be captured by the philistines: disgraceful (doesn't help his opinion that he it done voluntarily, when he turned ~13). of course, as a Jewish man, I think you are aware of what Saul did when he realized he was going to be captured?

[Hooahguy]

Yes, of course.

[Fragony]

Wait, Muslims dont circumcise?

Yeah they do but with a scimitar. Sometimes it goes wrong and they radicalise

[Hax]

Har har.

EDIT: Mods, Fragony's post warranted no other response. My apologies.

[Fragony]

Your lack of humour is disturbing, but then again maybe mine is really terrible

SWAB

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