Rioting students attack Royal car

[Banquo's Ghost]

I particularly liked that bastion of working class values Charlie Gilmore doing a Tarzan impression on the cenotaph. Poor guy, he's only a year two history student at Oxford but claims not to know what the cenotaph is. I wonder what they teach them these days?

My dear fellow. The laddie is an undergraduate at Girton College, Cambridge. That bunch of johnny-come-latelies won't even rusticate the dismal chap. It is no surprise to me that the education there is negligent. Practically a polytechnic, don't you know.