What's that college degree worth?

**Louis VI the Fat** · 12-13-2010, 17:54

Originally Posted by Dave

I make double the money my wife makes and she's a structural engineer.

Yes, well I told her that somebody with an engineering degree shouldn't seek a career as exotic dancer.

**Devastatin Dave** · 12-13-2010, 18:02

Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Yes, well I told her that somebody with an engineering degree shouldn't seek a career as exotic dancer.

But she's really good at it...
Actually many of those dancer "working for college" make very good money. If I wasn't afraid of tripping over my unusually large penis while on stage, I'd consider a career change....

**Seamus Fermanagh** · 12-14-2010, 01:32

Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave

But she's really good at it...
Actually many of those dancer "working for college" make very good money. If I wasn't afraid of tripping over my unusually large penis while on stage, I'd consider a career change....

A rapidly changing center of gravity can make balance difficult. On the other hand, if you were to take the necessary steps to insure that your tugidity level were constant, you would have a predictable center of mass -- and be able to boogie -- despite your....personal abnormality.

**naut** · 12-14-2010, 03:02

Caveat emptor.

**Strike For The South** · 12-14-2010, 03:22

90% of the Chineese students I work/interact with are quite simply, socially stunted.

You need to be able to charm people

**Devastatin Dave** · 12-14-2010, 04:50

Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh

A rapidly changing center of gravity can make balance difficult. On the other hand, if you were to take the necessary steps to insure that your tugidity level were constant, you would have a predictable center of mass -- and be able to boogie -- despite your....personal abnormality.

So, there... is ... hope? Thank you Seamus, thank you. You have no idea the pains I have suffered with the affliction of my abdnormally large penis.

**Hosakawa Tito** · 12-14-2010, 11:51

Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave

So, there... is ... hope? Thank you Seamus, thank you. You have no idea the pains I have suffered with the affliction of my abdnormally large penis.

Heck Dave, seeing that you're bringing your own, you shouldn't even need their pole...

**rory_20_uk** · 12-14-2010, 15:30

Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh

A rapidly changing center of gravity can make balance difficult. On the other hand, if you were to take the necessary steps to insure that your tugidity level were constant, you would have a predictable center of mass -- and be able to boogie -- despite your....personal abnormality.

The sudden delpetion of blood from the systemic flow would probably endanger collapse.
Undertaking methods to keep this turgor would cause venous stasis and thrombous formation which in the short term would cause pain from hypoxia and require drainage by syringe, and if not treated could lead to gangrene.

**TinCow** · 12-14-2010, 15:55

Originally Posted by rory_20_uk

and if not treated could lead to gangrene.

And amputation.

**rory_20_uk** · 12-14-2010, 16:05

We had a patient that required that. The story was he was trying to purge the impure thoughts he was having. It so happened that he was being treated by two junior female doctors so they relayed his thoughts to the blokes to try to gain some understanding. Basically we all concluded we had the exact same thoughts most of the time and felt no need to get a syringe and car battery acid and inject it into our testicles...

**Megas Methuselah** · 12-15-2010, 05:45

Originally Posted by rory_20_uk

We had a patient that required that. The story was he was trying to purge the impure thoughts he was having. It so happened that he was being treated by two junior female doctors so they relayed his thoughts to the blokes to try to gain some understanding. Basically we all concluded we had the exact same thoughts most of the time and felt no need to get a syringe and car battery acid and inject it into our testicles...

So... you guys... cut it off?

**Andres** · 12-14-2010, 09:13

Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave

Actually many of those dancer "working for college" make very good money. If I wasn't afraid of tripping over my unusually large penis while on stage, I'd consider a career change....