Quote Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh View Post
A rapidly changing center of gravity can make balance difficult. On the other hand, if you were to take the necessary steps to insure that your tugidity level were constant, you would have a predictable center of mass -- and be able to boogie -- despite your....personal abnormality.
So, there... is ... hope? Thank you Seamus, thank you. You have no idea the pains I have suffered with the affliction of my abdnormally large penis.