So what did you get for Christmas?

[PanzerJaeger]

Do I dare ask how many weapons you own?

Also, I always pegged you as German. Funny that you live in God's Country.

Around 200 I would say. I was born in Germany but I've been a US resident most of my life.

Is smiling physicaly painful for you?

I would be physically painful for you to endure my dopey smile!