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    If the pr0n is any indication, Germany is plenty dirty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drone View Post
    If the pr0n is any indication, Germany is plenty dirty.
    I consider that a mark in the pro column.
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    Prostitution is legal.

    German porn is known world wide to be naughty.

    Beerfest is the worlds biggest party.

    14 is the legal age for sex.

    16 is legal age for drinking.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Shibumi View Post
    Beerfest is the worlds biggest party.
    What is this Beerfest?


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    My guess is that he is talking about this place: http://www.google.com/images?q=oktob...w=1686&bih=999

    die Wiese here. (pronounced die Visa to you out there)
    If you can’t find it, you must be lost in France.

    If all your friends did was talk about France Spain and England then they didn’t get here...except maybe to change planes.

    What can I say? Losers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fisherking View Post
    My guess is that he is talking about this place: http://www.google.com/images?q=oktob...w=1686&bih=999

    die Wiese here. (pronounced die Visa to you out there)
    I know, I wanted to make him work a bit to find the right term.

    And don't the Bavarians say "die Wiesn"? Wiese is the normal german word of course but they got their silly accent after all.


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    Beerfest is the term my american friends use. I blame hollywood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Husar View Post

    And don't the Bavarians say "die Wiesn"? Wiese is the normal german word of course but they got their silly accent after all.
    me no no, me no speaky Bayrish


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fisherking View Post
    My guess is that he is talking about this place: http://www.google.com/images?q=oktob...w=1686&bih=999

    die Wiese here. (pronounced die Visa to you out there)
    If you can’t find it, you must be lost in France.

    If all your friends did was talk about France Spain and England then they didn’t get here...except maybe to change planes.

    What can I say? Losers!

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    I don't know about you Strike, but I say we invade again, immediately. They appear to have the best breast beer in Europe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shibumi View Post
    Beerfest is the worlds biggest party.
    That would be Queensday, but the oktoberfest is awesome, beer and boobs what more could you possible want
    Last edited by Fragony; 01-22-2011 at 08:01.

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    Germany is plenty awesome. There's a lot in it to enjoy, too.
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    Pictures taken from France, facing Germany.


    Railroad.
    The French wooden..beams give way to the German concrete beams. This erm....this shows the authenticity of France versus the post-industrial coldness of Germany. Yeah. 'Look at us and our pretty and perfect concrete railroads'. Pft. I bet those industrial German railroad tracks run all the way to Auschwitz, hrmph.

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    Roads.
    Germany - tarmac is new. Often replaced. Straight, pixel perfect. All imperfection is a sign of inferiority, to be eradicated. Harsh and Teutonic.

    France - bloody rundown mess old, curved, authentic. Imperfection is considered a sign of charm, of authenticity, of individuality. The warm embrace of Gaul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat View Post
    Pictures taken from France, facing Germany.


    Railroad.
    The French wooden..beams give way to the German concrete beams. This erm....this shows the authenticity of France versus the post-industrial coldness of Germany. Yeah. 'Look at us and our pretty and perfect concrete railroads'. Pft. I bet those industrial German railroad tracks run all the way to Auschwitz, hrmph.

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    Roads.
    Germany - tarmac is new. Often replaced. Straight, pixel perfect. All imperfection is a sign of inferiority, to be eradicated. Harsh and Teutonic.

    France - bloody rundown mess old, curved, authentic. Imperfection is considered a sign of charm, of authenticity, of individuality. The warm embrace of Gaul.

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    At least in the bottom picture, except for the flags, it looks just like home in western PA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noncommunist View Post
    At least in the bottom picture, except for the flags, it looks just like home in western PA.
    This area is the exact place of origin of the Pennsylvania Dutch and other German groups from this area, such as the Amish. They were German refugees fleeing before French troops indulging in their ancient French tradition of invading Germany for sports and glory.

    Conveniently, our dear German friends located many of their richest cities just near the border, along the Rhine. For practical purposes, I'd wager, because it saves a Frenchman looking for loot the hassle of having to ride all the way into Allemania, with all the ensuing destruction and added costs for the German population this brings about. A fine arrangement. Sadly, this made the local Germans develop the habit of emigrating to America en masse every so often.


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