Well, if there were any doubt about our governor's intentions, this clears it up. Since our Guv is famous for not taking or returning calls, a small 'zine publisher pretended to be one of the Koch brothers to see if he could get through, and recorded the whole thing. Brilliant. YouTube embeds below the spoil tag.
I politely said hello, not knowing how friendly Gilkes and Koch may be. He was eager to help. "I was really hoping to talk directly to Scott," I said. He said that could be arranged and that I should just leave my number. I explained to Gilkes, "My goddamn maid, Maria, put my phone in the washer. I'd have her deported, but she works for next to nothing." Gilkes found this amusing. "I'm calling from the VOID--with the VOID, or whatever it's called. You know, the Snype!"
"Gotcha," Gilkes said. "Let me check the schedule here...OK, there's an opening at 2 o'clock Central Standard Time. Just call this same number and we'll put you through."
After getting Governor Walker on the line, the jokes pretty much wrote themselves:
Murphy as Koch: Well, not the liberal bastards on MSNBC.
Walker: Oh yeah, but who watches that? I went on "Morning Joe" this morning. I like it because I just like being combative with those guys, but, uh. You know they're off the deep end.
Murphy as Koch: Joe--Joe's a good guy. He's one of us.
Walker: Yeah, he's all right. He was fair to me. [...]
Murphy as Koch: Beautiful; beautiful. You gotta love that Mika Brzezinski; she's a real piece of ass.
Walker: Oh yeah. [...]
The call ends with Murphy-as-Koch promising, "once you crush these bastards, I'll fly you out to Cali and really show you a good time." "All right," the other man says, "That would be outstanding."
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