Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Concluded]

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

Where is everybody?

At Castle 2_5_2 eating Cashews and Milk!!

[Major Robert Dump]

ATPG:

PM me your work number. I will make you managers pay. I am an expert prank caller, maybe I can get them fired if you want. No harm will come to you.

[El Barto]

Send word to El Barto, he'll contact Tony and the Friends of the Friends to give your boss something to think about.

[Diana Abnoba]

We'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

[GamezRule]

Hmm, I am sure that will go over well...

[Askthepizzaguy]

Back from work; a LOT of stuff to do for this phase. Don't expect this done before 10PM my time, if that.

Working on it now.

[Bow-wow-wow]

Back from work; a LOT of stuff to do for this phase. Don't expect this done before 10PM my time, if that.

Working on it now.

BTW what time are you on?

[Askthepizzaguy]

BTW what time are you on?

GMT -5, I believe. Florida, USA time. Whatever that is. I forget if we're in daylight savings or standard time.

Writeup in progress.

[a completely inoffensive name]

GMT -5, I believe. Florida, USA time. Whatever that is. I forget if we're in daylight savings or standard time.

Writeup in progress.

It's just called USA East Coast time.

[El Barto]

Nonsense, it's called GMT -5 or whatever it is in relation to Her Majesty's time zone, you filthy colonials. Savages!

[Zack]

EST is GMT -4

CST is -5

[a completely inoffensive name]

EST is GMT -4

CST is -5

Nope West Coast is GMT-8. East Coast is 3 hours ahead, so it is GMT-5. CST is GMT-6.

[classical_hero]

Well it is right now one ESDT so that means it is GMT-4 right now until the end of DST, then it goes back to -5. Thankfuly my time never changes so I am always +8.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Well it is right now one ESDT so that means it is GMT-4 right now until the end of DST, then it goes back to -5. Thankfuly my time never changes so I am always +8.

Yes, I stand corrected.

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT TWO

She lays down on the sidewalk
Never very analytical
She is something simply beautiful
Re-appear when you feel magical
To back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off at any minute
Yeah you know we're gonna win again

Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one
who is the schizophrenic psycho
Maybe I'm the one
Maybe I'm the one
who is the paranoid Flake-oh


-- Puddle of Mudd

Diana Abnoba could sense someone approaching. She cackled with evil laughter, and opened the outer doors using telekinesis.

"I've been looking forward to this...." she taunted, menacingly. The intruder approached, with green eyes burning with malicious intent. The intruder said nothing. "It's foolish to come against ME...." she continued. "You will die.... crushed by my power."

Diana Abnoba waited in the darkness of the large, empty building. It must have been some kind of warehouse; there was enough space inside the building to hold a fleet of starfighters. When she spotted the lone figure, she emerged from the darkness and began firing a massive stream of disruptor energy at the being. The beam scattered in several directions, glancing off of the figure. At this point, Diana attempted to swing her massive fists at the intruder, who deftly dodged them all. Growing frustrated, Diana opened up a massive vortex behind her, summoning anti-matter missiles, directing them toward her attacker.

The powerful being focused its mind, and caused the vortex to collapse, detonating the missiles prematurely. Diana took massive damage from the blast which followed. "AARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!" she roared, as her face began to dematerialize, exposing a giant brain-like entity.

"Only I have the brains to rule the universe!" she shouted. The intruder said nothing, but focused its energies.... summoning a gigantic swarm of meteors. The impact of the meteors caused Diana Abnoba to lose her inner shielding. The intruder moved in for the kill, unleashing its devastating weapon, striking Diana over and over again. She never stood a chance.

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"If I go down, I'm taking you with me!!!!" she shouted, but the armed intruder was already gone. It was too late to stop the self-destruct sequence.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO-"

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Csargo slept soundly, well-protected by his spiky exterior. He didn't seem to notice the approaching attacker until it was too late. When he woke, he saw a lean, muscular figure with huge black wings extended to either side, wielding a gigantic spiked mace in its powerful hands.

Csargo was startled, and prepared to defend himself.... by rolling up into a little ball. His attacker was not impressed. The figure swung the spiked mace with superhuman strength, and crushed the tiny animal with a sickening splat. There was nothing left of the poor creature but a bloody stain on the pavement.

The attacker said nothing, as it slowly walked away.

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A man clad in dark armor stood guard, watching the events unfold from a distance. The man was approached by another strange being, who took out a weapon and blasted his arm clean off.


"It's just a flesh wound!" shouted the man in dark armor, as his attacker ran away.

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Backwards Logic, wary since his brother's fateful demise, stood at the ready in case anyone tried to attack him, perched atop a large cluster of tall buildings. And this vigilance would be prudent tonight. A dark figure approached, with fiery red spiky hair, wielding a blade of some kind. Backwards Logic summoned a fireball and prepared to launch it at the intruder.

"Halt! Who approaches?"

The intruder said nothing, so Backwards Logic fired the flaming projectile, which the intruder barely dodged. The intruder continued to climb upward, as Backwards Logic rained hellish fire down upon him. The bouncing orbs did not disappear when they struck against other objects, but continued to bounce and bounce.

The path to the top of the buildings was now filled with flaming death, but the advancing figure was undaunted. In fact, the figure seemed capable of absorbing or deflecting these particular weapons, though the sheer number of them made for a challenge. As the attacker got to the top of the building, Backwards Logic unleashed a hellish storm of flaming orbs, one after the other, and they all met their target. The attacking figure was struck hard, and it fell to the ground in flames.

"Had enough, eh?" Backwards Logic said, as he prepared another volley.



The figure stood up, and its disguise faded. The figure suddenly seemed twice as tall, and far more menacing. Backwards Logic was terrified of this dark figure, and he hid inside his shell, out of pure instinct.


"Heh.... heh..... heh......" laughed the dark figure.


Trying to put on a brave face, Backwards Logic came out of his shell, and stood as tall as his tiny frame would allow.


"Stand back, stranger... there's plenty more where that came from."


"Puny weakling.... your weapons are mere toys. Would you like to see my secret technique of darkness, before I destroy you?"


"All right pal, you asked for it!" shouted Backwards Logic, as he prepared to fire the flaming orbs.


Instantly, the figure cloaked himself with darkness, and all the lights in the city went out simultaneously. Backwards Logic could not even see his attacker.... and now he could feel dark orbs of energy whizzing by his head. The brave little trooper ducked inside his shell, hoping to survive the onslaught.


"Heh heh heh heh.... you're no match for me. Now hold still while I finish you off...."


An orb of darkness struck Backwards Logic and sent him flying around the top of the building, spinning out of control. He was knocked clear out of his own shell, leaving him completely vulnerable. There was only one thing left to do.... attack!?


Backwards Logic closed his eyes and unleashed a furious volley of fireballs, trying to hit his attacker. But he kept missing, and the evil laughter which followed seemed to haunt him. The burning orbs bounced around the top of the building, refusing to burn out, but the light they provided was not enough to illuminate the King of Evil.

Suddenly, one of the burning orbs struck a pile of wooden crates, and the crates caught flame, partly illuminating the top of the building. Backwards Logic spotted the King of Evil approaching, to deliver the finishing blow. He dove out of the way just in time, as another fireball bounced and hit a pile of dirty rags on the opposite side of the building. Now, the King of Evil was exposed.


"Surprisingly clever, little turtle, but nothing you do will change the outcome of this fight."


The King of Evil hurled his gigantic silver blade at the small turtle, who ran as fast as he could to escape instant death. The Silver blade embedded itself in the rooftop, as Backwards Logic found his shell and hid inside it again.


"Nothing can stop me! I am GANONDORF, the KING OF EVIL! I wield the Triforce! I am INVINCIBLE!!!"

Ganondorf held the glowing item aloft, as he burned with terrifying power.


Just then, the Triforce was knocked out of Ganondorf's hand by an unseen force.


"What? What??? Who did that? I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!! BUT FIRST, I WILL DESTROY THIS PUNY WEAKLING!!!!"



Ganondorf unleashed a hellish blast of light and dark energy, which struck Backwards Logic right in the shell, killing him instantly. The shell began to ricochet around the top of the building, along with the orbs of fire.


"HAH HAH HAH HAH......" cackled the great King of Evil.

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The red shell continued bouncing, until it deflected off the ground at an odd angle, striking the great King of Evil right in the face.


"GAHHHH!!!" he cried in pain, as he stumbled backwards. He was then struck by a flurry of burning orbs, causing him to lose his balance. The dark titan fell, and impaled himself on his silver blade.


"No...... NO!!! This can't be happening.... I can't be defeated by such a.... powerless creature...."



Ganondorf attempted to transform himself using the power of the Triforce, but it was already gone!!! The Great King of Evil had been slain!!!!

Curse you.... King of Hyrule!!!


Curse you.... Zelda!


Curse you, Backwards Logic!!!

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Summary of events:


Diana Abnoba has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Diana Abnoba was Andross, of the Evil Mafia faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Diana Abnoba was EVIL!



3 of Diamonds

Csargo has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Csargo was Porcupiney the Porcupine, of the South Park Mafia faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Csargo was EVIL!



Ace of Hearts

Backwards Logic has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Backwards Logic was Fire Brother, of the Evil Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Backwards Logic was EVIL!



7 of Hearts

ArpeggiateTHIS has been killed in retaliation!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

ArpeggiateTHIS was Sideshow Bob, of the Springfield Mafia faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

ArpeggiateTHIS was GANONDORF, of the Legend of Zelda- War in Hyrule!



ArpeggiateTHIS was SERIAL KILLER!



10 of Clubs

Alive Players- (38/50)

A completely inoffensive name
Autolycus
B_Ray2 (Replacing Methos)
Beefy187
Believer
Beskar
Bow-wow-wow
Captain Blackadder2 (Replacing Double A)
Chaotix
choxorn
civplayah
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
El Barto
Fluffyone
GamezRule
God Emperor
Greyblades
Ironside
Jolt
landlubber
Link
Major Robert Dump
Mythmonster2
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Zack

Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero

Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One

TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One

YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two

Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts
Backwards Logic- Fire Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two








BEGIN DAY THREE.



Items to be voted on:

• Hammer Brother's RED SHELL (10% vigilante item)
• Andross Oikonny's WOLFEN FIGHTER (FACTION SCANNING ITEM + 10% investigatory)
• Pocupiney's PORCUPINE QUILLS (10% defender item)
• Fire Brother's FIREBALL (10% retaliatory item)
• Sideshow Bob's ROPE (10% bus driver item)
• Sideshow Bob's GAG (50% SILENCER item)
• Custom Desert Eagle: 10% retaliatory kill chance. (Branagh's Custom Desert Eagle)

You will have 48 hours to post and vote, and the usual time of 0100 will be the cutoff. So you'll have a couple extra hours, too.


PM results are going out, but as usual, they will take some time. Please be patient.


Maximum wager for this round is 30 credits.

[Seon]

Hey, Ganondolf. Sup.

[a completely inoffensive name]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Retaliation is screwing up everyone from chaotic faction to serial killers. By the 5th night, there is only going to be like 2 mafia dudes left afraid to do anything out of fear of retaliation.

[thefluffyone93]

I say, these retaliatory items are doing more work than the town is!
Anyways,
Vote: Gag for myself
Vote: Rope for myself

[Seon]

Not in cruelty,
Not in wrath,
The REAPER came today;
An ANGEL visited
this gray path,
And took Csargo away.

[Beskar]

Vote: Sideshow Bob's GAG (aka Butt Xray) to Major Robert Dump.
Because he should seriously have it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

You know, it would take a butt x-ray to find a major dump.

[a completely inoffensive name]

Vote: WOLFEN FIGHTER ITEM for myself.

Now that my midterms are over, I can get involved in this game for a good 2 weeks before my next round of tests.

[Beskar]

You know, it would take a butt x-ray to find a major dump.

Even the Host agrees!

[Beskar]

Vote: Hammer Brother's RED SHELL for myself (Beskar), so I can combine it!

Also, it makes the mafia have to lynch me.

The rest of the items I will trade-vote with people, except for the Silencer, because you should be voting that to Major Robert Dump anyway.

[thefluffyone93]

.............
Unvote GAG; Vote GAG to Major Robert Dump

[Major Robert Dump]

ANOTHER FACTION ADDED TO THE MIX
THAT BRINGS THE TOTAL TO AROUND SIX
TWO SEVEN CARDS IN ONE FACTION JUST AS I SAID
YOU'LL SEE MORE MATCHES WHEN I AM DEAD
ALTHOUGH I WOULD RATHER HAVE SOMETHING DEFENSIVE
I DO NOT WANT TO SEEM OFFENSIVE
SO THANKS FOR THE VOTE I DO SAY
DON'T MIND IF I DO TAKE THIS BUTT X-RAY


I'll vote later, bed time

(the above could be misinterpeted: No, I do not have a seven card. But I do match with someone already dead)

[Backwards Logic]

Suck it Ganondorf! That's what you get for picking on a turtle!

In other news, I would appreciate it greatly if I could be revived. I'd like to think I'd be an asset, you know, wink wink, nod nod, because I'm like, you know, awesome and all... Just a thought.

[thefluffyone93]

Does anyone know of any Monty Python characters that speak in rhymes?
Unless he belongs to the bizarro faction.

And tell us, any item in particular you want?

meh, whatever.

Vote: Wolfen Fighter for myself
Vote: Porcupine Quills for Major Robert Dump

oh, and
Unvote GAG; Vote GAG for myself


Just use this posts to tally my votes; I ain't changing them again!

[Jolt]

What the hell is a bus driver item?

And lil' ol' beefy is a lil' bit too quiet for my taste.

[Earthling]