Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Concluded]

[Romanic]

What the heck, Warman?

How many votes does MRD have on civplayah right now?

Nothing. Unless I missed it, MRD has yet to vote.

[Beefy187]

I'll bite

Bet: 10 Credit on MRD

[shlin28]

Bet: 10 credit on MRD

BANDWAGON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Jolt]

I HATE CONTRADICTING MYSELF!!!!

Fold; Bet 7 on Romanic
All in seems so risky, even with all the "proof".

I say that because in the end, we only can speculate, and not prove anything.

To be fair, I wouldn't bet on Romanic being Mafia. He's smelling scummy to me. I guess in the following days, we'll see.

EDIT: Since it appears clear that MRD will take the chop and I don't want to lose 10 credits for nothing on civplayah:

Fold; Bet: 1 credit on MRD

[thefluffyone93]

To be fair, I wouldn't bet on Romanic being Mafia. He's smelling scummy to me. I guess in the following days, we'll see.

Eh, I don't feel like jumping on a bandwagon, and I lose my credits even if I vote for someone else, so meh.

[robbiecon]

I think it's MRD 105; civplayah 52 at the moment. I might be out a little, what with votes changes I might have overlooked.

[Renata]

Cool.

[Major Robert Dump]

the question I pose to all of you is this:
At the start of the day, I was on top of the world. People voted me the Butt X-Ray, they sent PMs telling me I was LOL, they were suspicious of others. Were I truly guilty, then why would I start talking? Why would I start making accusations when I was already in the clear? Why does simply talking about possible Chaos strategy and trying to solve the card mystery make me a target?

You people are like a bunch of little monkeys going after an overturned bananna truck. This is what I get for offering healthy conversation, hypotheses and theories. And next round, after you lynch me and you see that I am innocent, you will all scramble to hide your half-eaten banannas, stuttering out excuses about this and that, to which I willl respond with quotes to show that everything you said that I said that was suspicious was actually not suspicious it was just true.

Rather than healthy debate, I should have just brought biscuits and mustard, pop-up books and pacifiers. Rather than numbering the pages, perhaps we should make them in the goemetrical shapes or farm animals so the numbers aren't so initimidating as to disocurage people from reading the entire thread. I want to say I will Publicly Claim in 2 hrs just to show you I am right, but most of the large voters probably wouldn't return to change their votes. The others would still let me die because I am a faction enemy, and because I am really, really handsome.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Fold,

Bet: 20 credits on civplayah

MRD is to funny to die. Also, bandwagon much you guys?

CR

[thefluffyone93]

Fold; Bet 15 on Civplayah

And yet not once did I see a mention of pancakes in MRD's speech.
But bananas are cool too.

[Beefy187]

Fold

Just because I won't be around for a while, and I might regret it after MRDs claim

[Skooma Addict]

Unvote: Sideshow Bob GAG to MRD

Fold
Bet: 20 Credits on MRD

SAFOS: Fluffy

[Skooma Addict]

Sorry for double post, but is Mister Fluffy trying to save Mister Dump by voting to lynch someone who wants to be replaced?

[thefluffyone93]

No, I just don't feel like joining a bandwagon.

[Captain Blackadder]

Vote 20 on MRD

Seems he is the one to get the chop so I want to see if I can get some more money.

[Major Robert Dump]

I almost don't want to do this because nothing is funnier than watching people spend their money on cans of sea monkeys, but here goes:


I am RUDOLPH of the Bizarro Mafia.I really, really hate the Python Mafia and the Space Mafia. My card is a 2, just like BlackAdders....A claim I hinted from the very beginning was: that some faction members had similar face cards, yet I was castigated for and accused of being scum for this claim.

No one attacked me the first round, that was all a ploy to make myself look tough so others would be discouraged and I could experiment in night 1. I self defended for free and stole 20 credits from VisorSlash because he appeared inactive.

On night 2, I did try to steal 80 credits from CivPlayah because he appeared inactive and the action did not cost me anything. It was listed as a failure. But it did not cost me anything. I also self-defended free of charge.

I really did think I would win 10 creds on whoever got lynched no matter who they were, which is why I voted Blackadder Day 1. I was about to vote for BK, but Seon changed his vote to Black a few moments before I voted so I went with the latter.

Now, the Pythons and Space will know that I am telling the truth because I should show up as their enemies as well. However, they are unlikely to admit it because my faction is half dead and I will just get them more points. Furthermore, the Space Mafia has not lost any people yet.

With all this being said, even if anyone who voted me is smart enough to unvote me, I will have multiple assasination attempts during night 3. So for those of you who may still think that I am lying or have a cover role I tell you this:
Even if it is a lie, 2 factions will now come for me after dark. So let me live, and then come get some, the lot of you.

You don't have a man or a single testicle in your entire family.

[Crazed Rabbit]

Vote 20 on MRD

Seems he is the one to get the chop so I want to see if I can get some more money.

You only get money if he's guilty, which he isn't.

CR

[B-Wing]

Fascinating. Anybody keeping a tally on the item votes? I started to but lost my motivation after realizing how large a spreadsheet I needed to keep up with. Also, some people didn't post their votes in the correct format and I'm not sure whether they count, as ATPG was pretty explicit about not counting imperfect votes.

Also, I question the likelihood of MRD's guilt based on the fact that his reveal included the two rival factions. Would a cover role PM include that information? Perhaps; a chaotic player would need to realize that certain factions were working against others in order to properly play along with any unsuspecting "allies" of the same faction.

None-the-less, Bet: 1 credit on Major Robert Dump. I don't have a better candidate at the moment, and if I'm gonna lose 1 credit regardless, it might as well be on the player most likely to be lynched. Also, I dislike your insulting behavior.

[Zack]

Fold,

Bet: 20 credits on civplayah

MRD is to funny to die. Also, bandwagon much you guys?

CR

Fold; Bet 15 on Civplayah

And yet not once did I see a mention of pancakes in MRD's speech.
But bananas are cool too.

FOS: You two

[Skooma Addict]

No, I just don't feel like joining a bandwagon.

Right, I missed your previous, yet equally maddening posts. So to be clear, you quit one wagon to join another, then quit that one to rejoin the previous one? Skooma tinks u r a funneh Fluffeh.

Fold

[Crazed Rabbit]

FOS: You two

Right. Because being part of the mob on the bandwagon going after the most talkative person isn't scummy.

CR

[Major Robert Dump]

The New Orleans Police Department is more capable than our Mafia Town Deputies. I mean, this is some serious Barney Fife going on here. I'm not going to be lynched tonight. More votes are coming, including a bombshell the likes of which you awful people have not seen since 42 minutes 7 seconds into The Crying Game. Kiss those credits goodbye

[thefluffyone93]

The New Orleans Police Department is more capable than our Mafia Town Deputies. I mean, this is some serious Barney Fife going on here. I'm not going to be lynched tonight. More votes are coming, including a bombshell the likes of which you awful people have not seen since 42 minutes 7 seconds into The Crying Game. Kiss those credits goodbye

................
CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC!

[thefluffyone93]

gAH! cOMPUTER MAKES DOUBLE POST!
BAAAAD!

[Earthling]

icky la picky wicky
icky la picky wicky
icky la boom-ba
icky la boom-ba
oh waffle offle waffle
oh waffle offle waffle
icky la boom-ba
icky la boom-ba

ICKY LA PICKY WICKY
ICKY LA PICKY WICKY
ICKY LA BOOM-BA
ICKY LA BOOM-BA
OH WAFFLE OFFLE WAFFLE
OH WAFFLE OFFLE WAFFLE
ICKY LA BOOM-BA
ICKY LA BOOM-BA

Raise: 29 credits

Also, Skooma Addict is another Bizarro faction member and even though he voted for MRD before, and must have thought he was scummy, unvoted to try and save a faction member (at least supposedly that would be why, there could be some further scum deal.)

[thefluffyone93]

........
I HATE THAT SONG.
Raise: 15 Credits

Again, I contradict myself!!

[El Barto]

That song rocks. Where's me replacement? I hae tae go an hoost a game.

[Kagemusha]

There is absolutely no point lynching MRD right now. He is out on the open now and can be offed by any faction at any point of time. Put the pressure somewhere else.

[Earthling]

Oh yeah,

Unvote, vote: DESERT EAGLE to Zack
Unvote, vote: ROPE to choxorn

I'd still really like the fireball retaliatory to myself and don't know nor really endorse vote leaders on other items (well I am ok with Renata getting the Gag as I voted) so leaving the rest of my votes. Considering my item was stolen and it's a shame of course that you're scum and didn't want to come forward earlier today when I asked, could use the retaliation chance.

[Captain Blackadder]

Fold Bet 30 credits on Civplayah