Askthepizzaguy Mafia II: The Revengening [Concluded]

[Jolt]

Which reminds me especially with the other player curiousity's of Greyblades/dead people whatever that Renata is definitely of the Space Mafia faction, I might as well reveal it publicly now, it feels like the right thing to do, she was faction scanned Night Three and the result should be from a correct source, the only way it's not is if she bus-drivered herself or has a cover role or something. A fair number of people should have known this in private and Renata was supposed to have a fair chance to explain her motives but it's not happening, and if Believer or Roman or whomever are faction allies they are stonewalling it too.

It's extremely amusing that you come up with these reveals, still.

And to my knowledge, nobody knew what my faction was unless they scanned me.

[Renata]

Truth is pointless, you may as well say everything that's happened so far is the result of the Space Mafia faction pulling the strings against everyone else. It's probably more fun,too.

[Major Robert Dump]

Someday when the town finally lynches the right person and everyone scores big off their 5 credit bet (because thats all anyone has left) I have a feeling I'm gonna get rezzed and be a regular Deer Jesus, forgiving all of you for your sins and doing that thing where I hold my hands out and gave longingly to the guy painting my picture. It's gonna be awesome.

[Earthling]

Truth is pointless, you may as well say everything that's happened so far is the result of the Space Mafia faction pulling the strings against everyone else. It's probably more fun,too.

That sounds like a good explanation, actually. You've been hoarding items for yourself and a couple of your likely allies, wasted others' credits but keep backing out from betting or using your own, set vigilante targets on random people, and not caught any scum. The same observations do fit with you, Renata, being outright scum yourself, but if not this is the answer. And really, you knew Jolt was going to attack me in advance, and yet through the whole time Jolt was arguing with me, never had reason to inform any townies of it eh?

Also I really question your reasoning on all of your suspect lists again. If you feel other people are to blame and are giving you wrong info, name them. Because other than shlin (and the revived BL) I'd spare nobody, if Believer, or robbiecon, or Bow-wow-wow (with that scan item that was voted for him and for the zillionth town he refuses to follow up with the town on) are or were lying to you then you should reveal them Renata. If all these vig decisions and what not were simply on your own, I cannot see how if you read the thread you wouldn't find some of the same people suspicious that I find suspicious, like Rabbit or Warman. That seems to indicate you are not making an honest effort to find threats to the town.

[Kagemusha]

Truth is pointless, you may as well say everything that's happened so far is the result of the Space Mafia faction pulling the strings against everyone else. It's probably more fun,too.

Scum,scummyyyy,scum.

[Diamondeye]

Scum,scummyyyy,scum.

I'll laugh if Renata is Star Wars mafia scum.

[Earthling]

Diamondeye nearly the sixth day into the game you should contribute something of actual value yourself, which you haven't ever, besides metagame comments that are clearly of no relevance and trying to bargain your way into an item for yourself. Amazing you racked up so many posts doing so little actually.

As for Renata, I'd say it's still possible enough she is still just a very greedy and selfish townie out for her own interests and faction (or a neutral fits well, but either of those mean not chaotic). There's no way she would ever concede a single thing to even suggest I'm Innocent or shouldn't die right away if she was scum and had a chance to kill me, same with some others, if she was chaotic she didn't take the easy way out and that makes little sense. I'm willing to give her the same chance that should have been forced Day Five, Renata bets 60 of her own credits on a candidate like Greyblades or Rabbit tomorrow, (really a lot depends on who is still alive after this night). She doesn't get to make the choice but the rest of us tell her who to bet up on, and doesn't remove those credits ever. So either we lynch a scum, or Renata loses her credits and becomes more powerless and rinse and repeat, either way a victory there, or if she backs out then we have free reign to kill her.

[Renata]

When is going to be morning?

I can't deal with this.

[Major Robert Dump]

I have a feeling Renata is getting nervous because of all those documents they pulled out of Bin Ladens compound in Pakistan, where it is rumored the real list of scum was being kept.

This is the same way she acted when the BTK killer was apprehended, and I am pretty sure I saw her in a crowd of people giving a thumbs up in a Japanese Earthquake video.

[Bow-wow-wow]

I have a feeling Renata is getting nervous because of all those documents they pulled out of Bin Ladens compound in Pakistan, where it is rumored the real list of scum was being kept.

This is the same way she acted when the BTK killer was apprehended, and I am pretty sure I saw her in a crowd of people giving a thumbs up in a Japanese Earthquake video.

I've said from the start she is chaotic but only now do people start to beleive me.

[Jolt]

That sounds like a good explanation, actually. You've been hoarding items for yourself and a couple of your likely allies, wasted others' credits but keep backing out from betting or using your own, set vigilante targets on random people, and not caught any scum. The same observations do fit with you, Renata, being outright scum yourself, but if not this is the answer. And really, you knew Jolt was going to attack me in advance, and yet through the whole time Jolt was arguing with me, never had reason to inform any townies of it eh?

Earthling is back with his wild accusations about others wasting credits and still accusing me of attacking him, something which I have already deconstructed in such a way that he refrained from making that argument again. And brilliantly enough, even manages to accuse someone of not finding any scum. He, of all people! To be making that accusation.

[Earthling]

Jolt, we get that you want to act like you can't read and you're a liar. Nobody's going to be reviving you at least. Renata just said that you attacked me though, if you think she lied there go after that, but it matches the writeup and Renata herself claimed that you were attacking/vigging people at night.

[Renata]

It's just amazing how Earthling KNOWS I haven't found any scum. Amazing that, given he's not scum and neither am I. Apparently Earthling is clairvoyant and I am teh suck.

[Earthling]

There are zero dead scum due to you. Don't distort things with more of your lies, it's extremely obvious. Given that you've gotten people to claim and attempt at least a half-dozen vig attempts and made a case on two lynches you don't have an excuse of lack of opportunities.

[Visor]

Renata, tell me you have the gag and are using it on earthling.

[Renata]

Will you bet on Greyblades tomorrow, Earthling?
Will you bet on mythmonster?
Will you bet on ACIN?

All assuming status quo, none of us are dead, none of us have been attacked by the mafia, nobody's coming out with drop-dead evidence on anyone. You keep coming down on the side of me being town, only a selfish one. Do you help me prove that, or don't you? No hedges about me making maximum bets; with my schedule it is impossible for me to commit to such a thing absent a huge runaway wagon, or it would be no more than throwing my credits away. Just yes or no. Will you help me on any of them?

[Major Robert Dump]

Please, for the integrity of the game, refer to the gag items by their proper name.

[Earthling]

I'm going to bet on Rabbit tomorrow assuming status quo, probably one credit as I won't have many anyway. And no Renata, I will not bet on mythmonster or ACIN or other cases I do not agree with to support you. If you make a large bet yourself on someone I could see as a scum like Greyblades, Warman, Autolycus etc... and my vote could make a difference I would try to join that wagon, otherwise would not be interested in trying to save you from someone else lynching you, all status quo without surprising new revelations.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Okay. Finally.

Sorry everyone.... I'm getting to work on the writeup now, then I'll send out results, then I will send out updated cards.

Because it will take a while, consider the day to begin when the writeup is posted, but you'll get your standard 48 hours after that and hopefully our schedule will go normal again.

[Beskar]

It's just amazing how Earthling KNOWS I haven't found any scum. Amazing that, given he's not scum and neither am I. Apparently Earthling is clairvoyant and I am teh suck.

[Chaotix]

Perhaps Earthling knows you haven't found any scum by the fact that we haven't lynched any scum yet. I mean, that seems clear enough.

The only ones dead are due to retaliation kills.

[thefluffyone93]

[Jolt]

Jolt, we get that you want to act like you can't read and you're a liar. Nobody's going to be reviving you at least. Renata just said that you attacked me though, if you think she lied there go after that, but it matches the writeup and Renata herself claimed that you were attacking/vigging people at night.

We? Who's we? Tell me, who was lynched by the town this last day? Who was murdered by the Mafia this last night? Lieing? Who was lying about a counter-claim? Was it me? Who was lying about the certain cooperation between MRD and Seon? Was it me? Who was the main person behind lynching a townie? Was it me? Who was lying about being silenced? Was it me? Who was lying about using credits to defend himself and then admitted that he was using an ability (Though I still very much doubt that the magical shield is an ability)? Was it me?

Who was the one who said you were up to something? And then the town lynched you and we found out that you are a joker role.

I wouldn't be so quick to rule out anyone from the town reviving me. I haven't requested it because I'm partially busy with real life affairs (College essays and the like), but it is obvious to everyone that I have been helping the town, and will continue to do so.

Contrary to Beskar, I don't know anyone who is actually Mafia (Besides Greyblades, who I'm pretty sure he is). That said, if Beskar has that many connections with Mafia (It's very likely he isn't even telling the truth, just for the sake of being revived), I don't know how probable he is to be in cahoots with the Mafia, in case one of their members revive him, and since nobody knows who revived him, it may well be that it'll just pass as him being revived by the town. I can't promise handing mafiosi to the town, but I do have my hidden talents which I used found out by trying out during the night, and which they can be extremely useful to the town. I went after you, and you turned out to be a dubious character that despite your "Evil" status, you clearly aren't affiliated with the town's main victory goal. So I'd say my credibility in the town to persue Mafia is a whole, whole lot better than yours. Despite that, I shall not argue for my revival over the others as I'm well aware that reviving a neutral does carry an implicit risk which I can never displace. In the end, it is a matter of seeing what each individual has accomplished so far in the game.

So yes, if someone of the town does wish to revive me, then I will try to repay the confidence in me and use my abilities to do what I can do ensure a town victory.

If not, then I'd suggest Kagemusha as a good target for revival.

[ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88]

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT FIVE

Wish I may
Wish I might
Have this I wish tonight
Are you satisfied?
Dig for gold
Dig for fame
You dig to make your name
Are you pacified?

All the wants you waste
All the things you've chased

Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there's no one around

Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name

Where's your crown, King Nothing?
Where's your crown?

Hot and cold
Bought and Sold
A heart as hard as gold
Yeah! Are you satisfied?

Wish I might
Wish I may
You wish your life away
Are you pacified?

All the wants you waste
All the things you chased

Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there's no one around

Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name

Where's your crown, King Nothing?
Where's your crown?

I wish I may
I wish I might
Have this wish I wish tonight
I want that star
I want it now
I want it all and I don't care how

Careful what you wish
Careful what you say
Careful what you wish
You may regret it
Careful what you wish
You just might get it

Then it all crashes down
And you break your crown
And you point your finger
But there's no one around

Just want one thing
Just to play the king
But the castle's crumbled
And you're left with just a name
Where's your crown, King Nothing?

-- Metallica

B_ray clutched the precious item in his hands. He worked so hard for the item.... and now it was his and his alone. It was such a strange item.... but it was rumored to cause giant transformations. Just imagine what could happen if the tiny being could become huge.... just once...


His senses picked up the sound of footsteps behind him. B_Ray hid the item and turned around to face his attacker.


The tall, menacing looking figure with giant black wings approached. In his hands, a pair of blades shimmered. B_Ray also noticed the figure was carrying a vicious-looking spiked mace, dangling from its waist. The figure bared its fangs, and prepared to cleave the little one into pieces.



B_Ray: "Oh poopies. Why do bad things always happen to such cute critters? What am I saying... I've been looking forward to this. Sacrifice me to the devil!"


Raspy voice: "With pleasure...."



And the little one was cleaved in half, with a grin on his face. The remains were mashed up with the mace. B_ray, pounded flat into the pavement, looked like road kill.

______________________________

Autolycus didn't need to rest. He spent the night doing research, attempting to learn something of value to his team. He noted that there was a figure approaching, but did not look up.


The approaching figure raised the weapon, and fired. Autolycus sensed the impact of the bullets, but he seemed unaffected. It was at this point, his golden eyes stopped focusing on his task, and turned to face the attacker. He looked furious.


Autolycus: "And what is it you think you're doing, little man?"


????: "Putting an end to you."


Autolycus: "You bags of flesh are so weak. It will be my pleasure to set you alight like a torch and parade your burnt carcass through town."


????: "I think not."


Autolycus: "And just how do you propose to stop me? I'm stronger than a hundred of you put together, and faster than the eyes can see. In fact, why am I wasting my time taunting you? Time to die."


Autolycus stood up and charged directly toward the figure, preparing to tackle and dismember the foe. But the figure kept firing, the bullets not even fazing Autolycus, as they bounced off his chest. Autolycus dove toward the armed foe, who moved out of the way with astonishing speed. Autolycus landed on the ground, and spun around to face his attacker.

The figure was already upon him, and pointing the weapon at Autolycus' face. He grabbed the attacker's hand and prepared to rip it off. The figure fired the gun, and the bullet penetrated his golden eye, severely damaging Autolycus' positronic matrix. A cascade failure soon followed, and Autolycus could only curse as his programs began shutting down.


Autolycus: "So, this is the end.


I've spent the past 3.5 seconds contemplating my own mortality.


....For an android, that is nearly an eternity."

______________________________

The green eyes shone in the night, focused on the hapless victim. He approached, wielding a massive blade, preparing to finish the tall, powerful figure with a single stroke. Sword raised, he smirked victoriously.


In an instant, the tall, powerful figure disappeared with a flash. The being with the green eyes paused for a moment, wondering what had happened.


In a few seconds, another figure appeared, and she seemed disoriented. She was a stunning woman....


Ironside: "What's going on here?"


With a shrug, the green eyed figure swung the massive blade, decapitating the beautiful woman without mercy or sentiment. He stared off into the night with intense eyes.... it wasn't clear if he was savoring the kill, or searching for the one who got away.



It started to rain from the cloudy skies. The rain sounded like a cascade of pebbles hitting the ground, they struck with such force. The rain washed the blood from the blade, and a tide of red poured from the fallen Ironside, flowing like a river into the sewer.


The green eyed figure smiled again, with malevolence.

______________________________




Summary of events:





B_Ray2 has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

B_Ray2 was Squirrely the Squirrel, of the South Park Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

B_Ray2 was Evil!



3 of Hearts

Autolycus has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Autolycus was Lore, of the Space Mafia Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Autolycus was Evil!



4 of Diamonds

Ironside has been murdered!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Ironside was Kansas C. Smith, of the Cosa Nostra Faction!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Ironside was Evil!



Queen of Diamonds

Alive Players- (29/50)

A completely inoffensive name
ArpeggiateTHIS2 (Replacing Classical_Hero2)
Backwards Logic
Beefy187
Believer
Bow-wow-wow
Chaotix
Crazed Rabbit
dcmort93
Death is Yonder
Diamondeye
Earthling
Fluffyone
God Emperor
Greyblades
landlubber
Link
Psychonaut
Red_Spy
Renata
Robbiecon
Romanic
shlin28
Skooma Addict
Subotan
Visorslash
Warman
Winston Hughes (Replacing GamezRule)
Yaseikhaan (Replacing Mythmonster2)


Deceased-

Jeremy Bentham- Jeremy Bentham [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Red Joker
Niccolo Machiavelli- Niccolo Machiavelli [Evil] NPC Mafia (Mini Mafia III- Philosopher's Mafia) Black Joker
-------------Night Zero
Captain Blackadder- Jerry Seinfeld [Neutral] Bizarro Mafia (Vexing Mafia) 2 of Clubs
-------------Day One
TheFlax- Blitzen [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 3 of Spades
classical_hero- The Black Beast of Aarrrghhh [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Queen of Clubs
Kagemusha- Itchy and Scratchy [Evil] Springfield Mafia (The Full Monty) 8 of Hearts
ByzantineKnight- El Gigante [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) Jack of Clubs
Seon- Alfred Branagh/SCREWTAPE [CHAOTIC] Dark Falls Mafia (THE SHADOW FORT) 8 of Clubs
B_ray- The Killer Rabbit [Evil] Python Mafia (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) King of Clubs
-------------Night One
YLC- Hammer Brother [Evil] Evil Mafia (MarioKart Madness) 7 of Clubs
-------------Day Two
Diana Abnoba- Andross Oikonny [Evil] Evil Mafia (Star Fox- Lylat Wars) 3 of Diamonds
Csargo- Porcupiney the Porcupine [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park- Imaginationland) Ace of Hearts
ArpeggiateTHIS- Sideshow Bob/GANONDORF [SERIAL KILLER] Springfield Mafia (ZELDA- WAR IN HYRULE) 10 of Clubs
-------------Night Two
civplayah- Professor Farnsworth [Evil] Springfield Mafia (Futurama Drama Mafiama) 9 of Hearts
-------------Day Three
choxorn- Satanic Choir Director James Marshall [Evil] Psychotic Mafia (The Chainsaw Gang) 6 of Spades
Zack- Klingon Assassin [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia V- Star Trek) 8 of Spades
-------------Night Three
Major Robert Dump- Rudolph [Evil] Bizarro Mafia (The Night Santa Went Crazy) 2 of Diamonds
-------------Day Four
Beskar- Detective Psycho Andy [Neutral] Psychotic Mafia (Psycho Mafia I) 5 of Diamonds
Jolt- Supreme Grandmaster Bane Anded [Neutral] Space Mafia (Star Wars: Fall of the Order) Ace of Clubs
Captain Blackadder2- Claire Raval [Evil] Dark Falls Mafia (Resident Evil: Dark Falls) 5 of Spades
-------------Night Four
(No one)
-------------Day Five
B_Ray2- Squirrely the Squirrel [Evil] South Park Mafia (South Park: Imaginationland) 3 of Hearts
Autolycus- Android Lore [Evil] Space Mafia (Mini Mafia VII- Star Trek TNG) 4 of Diamonds
Ironside- Kansas C. Smith [Evil] Cosa Nostra (Resident Evil: Omega) Queen of Diamonds
-------------Night Five







Begin Day Six


Vote on the following items.

• 10% bus driver chance. [MOBILE HOLOGRAM EMITTER]
• 10% investigatory chance + Faction scanning. [RABBITY THE RABBIT]
• 10% bulletproof chance. [UTILITY FLASHLIGHT]
• 60% Override (Allows kill through protection) [TRIFORCE]
• 10% vigilante kill chance. [SILENCED HANDGUN]
• 10% retaliatory kill chance. [OMEGA VIRUS SAMPLE]

Max Wager for this round is 60 Credits.

[B-Wing]

Well poo. The squirrel finally found its nut, and he gets pancaked immediately. Life's just not fair.

[robbiecon]

I'd like to have a better investigatory powers, to get this, I would like to have the following:

Vote: Rabbity the Rabbit to me

I'm not particularly interested in the rest of the items, but if you give me this, I can swing an item your way.

[dcmort93]

ok for now until I find out how many credits I have I'm going to bet 20 credits on Earthling

[dcmort93]

woops wrong game Fold forgot earthling was confirmed

[a completely inoffensive name]

Will you bet on Greyblades tomorrow, Earthling?
Will you bet on mythmonster?
Will you bet on ACIN?

All assuming status quo, none of us are dead, none of us have been attacked by the mafia, nobody's coming out with drop-dead evidence on anyone. You keep coming down on the side of me being town, only a selfish one. Do you help me prove that, or don't you? No hedges about me making maximum bets; with my schedule it is impossible for me to commit to such a thing absent a huge runaway wagon, or it would be no more than throwing my credits away. Just yes or no. Will you help me on any of them?

Get out of here Renata. The more you have been babbling during this in-between phase, the more contempt you are getting from me.

I tell people to stop focusing on MRD-Earthling and it turns out MRD is innocent, I say we should stop focusing on the people talking and instead think beyond the 8 main contributors and look at those who have been lying low. Now you bring up three names of people who have been in the spotlight and assert that these people are suspicious.

Where is the pressure on dcmort? Crazed Rabbit? Robbiecon? Subotan? Warman? Red_Spy? landlubber? link?

None of these people have been talking much. Too many people are laying low. And you keep talking about those that bother to open their mouths. Hell, the entire chaotic team could be within the 7 names we just listed and you want to send us on the chase towards those who contribute.

Gee, it sure seems like the chaotics just love riding the distractions the town has created for itself. Lets just waste 2 days on MRD and Earthling. Let's just waste a day on accusations from Earthling.
Now the distractions have run out but you keep wanting to focus solely on those who are involved and talk a lot.

I have half a mind to spend my credits to revive MRD, because imo he has been completely right. The town has been letting those who don't participate slide by without a thought.

There is no drop dead evidence because for the past four days everyone has been distracted by the epic failures we have been having as lynches. This day we have an opportunity to put pressure on those no one has talked about. But no, go ahead Renata. Go do your thing and we will see how it turns out. :rollseyes: